110+ Stick Jokes & Puns: You’ll Be Stuck Laughing!
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Top Stick Jokes – Best Picks
- Did you hear about the magic stick? It turned into a branch office!
- What do you call a stick that’s always up to something? A scheming twig!
- Why are stick figures such bad borrowers? They always draw the line somewhere!
- What did one stick say to the other stick after a long day of work? “Let’s branch out and do something different tonight!”
- How do you fix a broken stick? With a stick-to-it-ive attitude!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick in the mud!
- Why don’t sticks ever get lost? They always have their bearings about them!
- Why are sticks such bad liars? Because they’re easy to see through!
- A stick walks into a bar and saysβ¦ “Hey, I’m lookin’ for the branch manager!”
- What kind of music do fighting sticks listen to? Heavy metal!
- Where do sticks go when they’re sick? The tree doctor!
- What do you call a stick that’s always making mistakes? A blunderwood!
- Why did the stick cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Clever Stick Puns – Best Picks
- Why did the tree break up with the twig? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye-branch!
- I tried to write a song about a glue stick… but the lyrics just wouldn’t come off naturally.
- What did the stick say to the fire? “It’s been lit!”
- My friend tried to convince me that twigs were just baby sticks. I told him that was absurd. They’re clearly branch offices.
- You know, money talks… but all mine ever says is “Bye-bye stick.”
- I used to be a lumberjack, but I quit. I just couldn’t hack it. Now, I sell walking sticks. Business is booming β knock on wood!
- Never bring a stick to a glue fight. You’ll always come up short.
- I saw a stick dressed up as a human at the bank today. I told the teller, “Hey, that stick is a fake!”
- Whatβs the most narcissistic type of wood? Self-cen-ter wood. (Get it? It’s stuck on itself!)
- I tried to explain to my dog that chewing on sticks was bad for him… It was like talking to a brick wall. A slobbery, stick-chewing brick wall.
- Why are sticks so good at poker? Because they always know when to hold ’em!
- How do trees get on the internet? They log in!
- My friend said he wanted a job processing wood, but only if he could use a sword. I told him that sounded like a splitting headache.
- What do you call a stick that’s really good at its job? An overachiever. (Get it? Over a cheever… like cheese… oh, never mind.)
- Why are sticks such bad storytellers? Because their stories are always wooden and branch off in too many directions!
Funny Stick One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Stick Jokes
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So, I took it to a movie. It loved the new Spiderman, but I think it preferred to stick with the classics.
- I used to be a bank robber, but I decided to go straight. Turns out, it’s much harder to stick to.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato with no stick-to-itiveness!
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, he’d have a spare to stick his tee in!
- My friend tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a great waist of time, and it wouldn’t stick together.
- Why did the broom get a poor performance review? It just couldn’t seem to stick to its tasks.
- You hear about the guy who made his living selling didgeridoos? He made quite the pretty penny before the bottom fell out of the stick market.
- I wrote a song about a tortilla; itβs got a nice beat and you can really wrap yourself around itβ¦ but mostly itβs just stuck in my head.
- I asked my friend what the opposite of mistletoe was. He said, “Stick-no-one-under.”
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Why shouldn’t you let a tree hugger borrow your sweater? They prefer things au naturale, and your cardigan will just get covered in sap and sticks.
- When does a detective carry a stick of gum? When he wants to gather some chewable clues!
- What’s the most terrifying kind of stick? A dynamite stick with a short fuse and a bad attitude!
- I tried to explain to my dog that he couldn’t fetch a stick if he didn’t let go of the first one. He just gave me this look like, “You’re barking up the wrong tree with this logic stuff.”
Stick QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Stick
- Q: What do you call a stick that’s always getting into trouble? A: A trouble-maker! (Get it? “Trouble-make-her” sounds like “troublemaker”!)
- Q: Why did the stick get sent to the principal’s office? A: For being a little rough around the edges.
- Q: What’s a stick’s favorite movie? A: The Lord of the Rings!
- Q: How do trees on a budget travel? A: They carpool with sticks!
- Q: Why did the stick cross the road? A: I don’t know, but don’t stick your nose in its business!
- Q: What do you call a stick that’s also a lawyer? A: Sue-do-nym!
- Q: What do you say to a stick that’s feeling down? A: Don’t worry, you’ve got this! Stick with it!
- Q: Why did the stick go to art school? A: It wanted to be-leaf in itself.
- Q: What’s a stick’s favorite snack? A: Pretzel sticks, of course!
- Q: What did the stick say to the glue? A: We really stick together, don’t we?
- Q: Why are sticks such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet!
- Q: What did the magician say to the disappearing stick? A: You really twigged my interest! Now come back here!
- Q: How do you fix a broken stick? A: With a bandaid and a splinter of hope.
- Q: Where do fashionable sticks shop? A: At the twig of the moment boutiques!
- Q: Why don’t sticks ever give up? A: They’re incredibly persistent!
Dad Jokes About Stick: Pun-Filled Quips
- What did the stick say to the fire? You’re really crackin’ me up!
- I wanted to make a spear out of spaghetti… but I couldn’t find the right stick-hetti.
- What do you call it when two pretzels make up after a fight? They kiss and make up-sticks!
- My son asked me what the opposite of a drumstick is. I said, “Easy, a chicken’s left leg!”
- Never trust atoms. They make up everything, even sticks!
- I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey… but I turned myself around, and now I’m stick-free!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. I guess it didn’t stick.
- What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
- You know, money talks… but I’ve never heard a peep out of my walking stick!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- I saw a sign that said “Watch for Falling Rocks.” So I waited… and waited… Then it hit me!
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs… and they always try to use their lucky sticks!
- I’m writing a book about all the things that really grind my gears… it’s been difficult, that’s why I’m stuck on chapter one: Stick Shifts.
Stick Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the tree want to be a drummer? Because it already had two sticks!
- What do you call a messy dinosaur’s home? A sticky-saurus mess!
- What’s a crayon’s favorite snack? A glue stick!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the stomach for it!
- Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
- What did one popsicle say to its friend on a hot day? “Stick with me, and we’ll get through this!”
- Why do trees have so many friends? Because they’re really good at branching out!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
- What kind of music do trees listen to? Anything but heavy metal!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why was the little tree so sad? It missed its family tree!
- What did the tree say to the wind? “Leaf me alone!”
- Why don’t sticks tell secrets in a woodpile? Because they’re always surrounded by eavesdroppers!
Stick Jokes and Puns for Elders
- Why did the elder refuse the walking stick made of driftwood? He didn’t want something that was washed up!
- My grandpa’s so old, his walking stick has its own walking stick.
- A friend told me to try using cinnamon sticks for my aching joints. I told him, “Get a load of this guy… thinks I can just spice up arthritis.”
- Ever noticed how life is like a game of pool, but as you get older, you’re less interested in which balls you sink, and more concerned about if you have enough chalk for your stick?
- My new hearing aid works great! I can hear someone breaking wind from a stick’s throw away. (pause for groans) What? Too much information? I thought that’s what these new ears were for!
- You know you’re getting old when your favorite part of baking is licking the batter off the… ahem… spatula. (wink)
- What do you say to an old friend who’s lost his willpower? “Where there’s a will, there was once a way… but now, maybe just a nap?
- I told my doctor I was having trouble remembering things. She said, “Stick with me.” I said, “I thought I was supposed to use glue for that?”
- They say you can’t take it with you, but I’m pretty sure my stubbornness is sticking around.
- My grandkids are amazed I lived through the Great Depression. Honestly, Iβm more amazed I lived through the ’70s… disco? Platform shoes? What were we thinking?!
- I bought myself a fancy new memory foam mattress. Now I just need to remember why.
Stick Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- What do you call a branch manager who’s always getting into trouble? A loose cannon… or maybe just a stick in the mud.
- My friend said he was going to open a glue-themed restaurant called “Sticky Situation”. I told him it had potential, but he needed to stick to the plan.
- Met a talking stick today. Pretty surreal, but he said some really branchy things.
- Just bought a boomerang made of Teflon… now I’m not sure how to stick the landing.
- “Excuse me, waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Sir, that’s just a stick insect trying to make a living.”
- Life is like a box of twigs… you never know what you’re gonna get. Except sticks. You’ll probably get sticks.
- My New Year’s resolution was to be more positive. I’m really going to stick with it this time. Or at least until Tuesday.
- Why was the math book always so stressed? Because it had too many problems to stick to!
- If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have so many branches? Makes you think… or maybe I’ve just been hitting the glue stick too hard.
- Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?” The other says, “No, but this rubber nose is a little hard to swallow. Maybe try the juggling sticks?”
- Iβm starting a band called “Lost and Found Key”. We’ll stick together, no matter what.
That’s All, Folks! Don’t Be a Stick in the Mud. π
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