91+ September Jokes & Puns: Leaf-ing You in Stitches!
π Calling all lovers of puns and champions of chuckle! π Get ready to fall head over heels for the best September jokes and puns this side of the autumnal equinox. This list is jam-packed with clever quips and funny wordplay, perfect for kids and adults alike. So grab a pumpkin spice latte, get comfy, and prepare to laugh your leaves off! π You’re about to dive into a pile of humor that’s anything but Septem-ber-ing! π
Top September Jokes – Best Picks
- Why did July dump June? Because he said he needed his Sep-tem-ber to think things over!
- Why is September the most optimistic month? Because it’s always looking forward to Sep-tacular things to come!
- What does a tree wear in September? Autumn-tumn leaves, of course! π
- I tried to join the cool September club, but they told meβ¦ I was too Septemboring! π
- You know you’re in trouble when September rolls around andβ¦ Your summer bod is still just a summer bod-y of water. π
- How do trees get on the internet? They log in! But in September, they use their autumn-login.
- My friend said September is for loversβ¦ I guess that’s why I love pumpkin spice lattes so much!
- What did the calendar say to September? “Look, I know you’re stressed, but try to keep your leaves together!”
- Why is September so good at poker? Because it always has an Ace up its sleeve-tember! π
- I started a band called “September”… We broke up in December. Turns out, we were just a summer fling. π
- What does a nosey pepper do in September? It gets jalapeno business! πΆοΈ
- What’s a teacher’s favorite month after September? June-ior! π
- Me trying to hold onto the last days of summer likeβ¦: Sep-tember what? Summer isn’t over yet! βοΈ
- This September, rememberβ¦ You don’t need a “Sep-tem-bae,” you need a “Septem-treat-yourself!” π

Clever September Puns – Best Picks
- “Septem-BURR! It’s getting chilly out here! Time to break out the sweaters!” (Plays on the “brrr” sound people make when cold)
- I asked the calendar what its favorite month was. It said, “Septem-BRIE mine, I’ll tell you later.” (Plays on “be mine” and the cheese “brie”)
- What do you call a group of scarecrows who win a football game in September? A straw-some victory! (Combines “straw” and “awesome” for a fall-themed win)
- My bank account is feeling very “Septem-bare” this month. Too much back-to-school shopping! (Plays on “September” and “bare” to describe a lack of funds)
- I’m starting a band called “The Septem-Berries”. Our first hit? “Sweet Autumn of Mine.” (Combines “September” and “berries” for a play on a band name)
- This September, I’m embracing my “inner-squash” goals. Gonna crush everything! (Plays on “inner squash” to sound like “inner strength” with a fall twist)
- My favorite part of September? When the leaves start changing color and “fall” for each other. (Uses the double meaning of “fall” for a seasonal romance)
- September is really “leafing” its mark on this year. It’s going by too fast! (Another leaf pun, this time playing on the phrase “leaving its mark”)
- I’m so ready for cozy sweaters and falling leaves. You could say I’m “septem-psyched”! (Combines “September” and “psyched” for a feeling of excitement)
- I’m not sure how to feel about September. It’s a bit “bitter-sweet potato” to say goodbye to summer! (Plays on “bittersweet” and incorporates a fall food)
- Trying to decide what to wear for my first day back at school. Any suggestions? I’m open to “Septem-apparel” advice! (Plays on “apparel” and “September”)
- What did the pumpkin spice latte say to the sweater weather? “I’ve been waiting all “Septem-year” for this!” (Play on “year” and “September” for a cozy fall image).
Funny September One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny September Jokes
- I’m not sure what’s more impressive about September, the fact that it comes after August or the fact that it knows how to spell “ber”.
- September is like the Monday of months, but at least it comes with pumpkin spice lattes.
- You know it’s September when you start seeing more Halloween decorations than back-to-school sales.
- September: the only time you’ll catch me wearing orange and black without getting arrested.
- I love September. It’s the only time I can wear white pants without worrying about dirt AND pumpkin spice on them.
- Breaking news: Summer and Fall are arguing again over who gets custody of September.
- I’m so glad September is here. August really needs to work on its “ber” months game.
- September is like a warm hug from summer right before you have to face the cold reality of winter.
- My summer tan may be fading, but at least my love for pumpkin spice is eternal. Thanks, September!
- I wanted to buy a vowel but it was too expensive in September. Apparently, they’re having a sale in “Octobur”.
- My kids are excited about going back to school in September. Mostly because they’re tired of hearing me sing along to the radio.
- I don’t always welcome the cooler weather, but when I do, it’s because September brought pumpkin pie with it.
- Every year, I try to make a “Summer Bucket List” so I can enjoy every moment… Then September arrives, and I find the list, unused, in my beach bag.
- You know you’re an adult when the most exciting thing about September is the return of pumpkin-flavored coffee creamer.
September QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about September
- Q: What do you call a group of scarecrows hanging out in September? A: A Septimberrr crew! π
- Q: Why did the calendar page break up with September? A: Because it felt like they were just falling into the same routine! π
- Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite month after a long summer break? A: Septembrrrrring back the students! π
- Q: What’s a pumpkin spice latte’s favorite dance in September? A: The Septembrrr Twirl! βοΈ
- Q: Why did the leaf go out with September? A: Because it heard September was a real “fall”ing star! β¨
- Q: What’s a student’s least favorite word after a relaxing summer? A: Septembrrrrk! (like homework!) π
- Q: Why didn’t August get invited to the September party? A: Because it was already feeling “August” and left early! π
- Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a spooky month? A: A Septem-baa-rrr-k! ππ»
- Q: What did September say to the summer sun? A: “Catch you later, I’ve got leaves to turn!” ππ
- Q: How does a bee say “September” in French? A: “Septemb-zzzzzz-bre!” ππ«π·
- Q: What’s orange, spooky, and rhymes with “member”? A: Septemb-“pumpkin” -ber! π
- Q: What’s a squirrel’s favorite part of September? A: When it’s time to “fall” into a big pile of nuts! πΏοΈ
- Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin in September? A: With a pumpkin patch! ππ
- Q: What do you call a sleepy bear in September? A: Ready to hiber-september! π»π΄
Dad Jokes About September: Pun-Filled Quips
- I wanted to go sailing in September, but the wind said, “Septem-brrrr, it’s too cold!”
- You know what they call someone who’s indecisive in September? A Maybe-tember.
- What did the calendar say to September? “Wow, you’re looking very Septem-fine!”
- My wife wanted to name our daughter born in September “Ember.” I said, “Hold on, let’s at least make it Septem-burr!”
- That new bakery down the street really knows how to make a Septem-delicious pie!
- Heard a rumor that September is going to ask August out on a date. I think it’d be a Septem-perfect match!
- What’s a teacher’s favorite month after a long summer break? Septem-paycheck!
- I started a band named after the ninth month…we call ourselves “The Septem-bers” – our music is easy listening.
- My son asked, “Dad, why is September so good at organizing?” I replied, “Because it really knows how to Septem-ber things in order!”
- What’s a sheepdog’s favorite month? Septem-baaaaaah!
- I told my friend I was thinking of growing a beard in September. He said, “Septem-beard? Bold choice!”
- September is one of the most a-peel-ing months β especially when it comes to apple picking!
- I tried to make a fruit salad entirely themed around September…turns out, it’s a very fig-nutty idea.
- What did the pumpkin spice latte say to September? “Hey there, hot-tember!”
- My wife asked if I was ready for the shorter days of September. I said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got my Septem-sunshine attitude ready to go!”
September Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the music teacher love September? Because it was the start of the septem- ber -months!
- What does a tree wear in September? A sweat- shirt! Get it?
- Why did the student get excited about September 2nd? Because it was the only day they could write with a Sep- tem-two -pencil!
- Knock, knock! Whoβs there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember is here, time for school!
- What did the calendar say to September? “Hey, looking sharp- tember!”
- Why was August excited for September? Because it meant it was time for Septem-burritos!
- What did the letters say to September? Welcome to the alpha-bet!
- Why do leaves change color in September? Because theyβre getting ready for the fall fashion show!
- Whatβs a squirrelβs favorite month? Sep-tem-nuts!
- What did the teacher say to the sleepy student in September? “Wake up, Sep-tem-slumber is over! “
- How do trees get on the internet? They log in with their autumn- account!
- What do you call a scarecrow’s favorite month? Hay-tember!
- Why was September so shy? Because it was always followed by Octo-burr!
- What did the flower say to September? “Hey, thanks for the bloom-tastic weather!”
September Jokes and Puns for Elders
- You know you’re getting old in September whenβ¦ “Back to school” ads start giving you flashbacks to your first pension check.
- My doctor said I should incorporate more dates into my September. I told him I’d try, but my dance card is already pretty full!
- Why don’t they have any historically accurate plays about September? Because they haven’t written the third act yet!
- I met a woman named April in September. It was love at fourth sight!
- They say September is a time for new beginnings. My joints disagree. They think it’s a time for creaking and popping.
- My retirement plan is like a September sunset⦠Beautiful, fleeting, and quickly followed by darkness.
- I tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandson this September. He just looked at me like I was speaking in Latin. Or Aramaic.
- My wife signed us up for a “September Serenade” dance class. Turns out it’s mostly waltzing with walkers.
- September is “National Preparedness Month.” I told my grandkids that meant stocking up on Werther’s Originals and prune juice.
- Why are crossword puzzles so hard in September? They’re full of autumn-themed words like “ailment” and “arthritis.”
- My doctor told me to embrace the crisp, cool air of September. Apparently, that doesn’t mean leaving the AC off and opening all the windows.
- I got carded buying prune juice in September. Apparently, looking like you lived through the Great Depression makes you look underage.
- Just saw a squirrel burying an acorn. I thought to myself, “He must be prepping for Septemember.” Get it? “Septemburr.” ba-dum tss
- I asked my wife what her favorite thing about September was. She said “Short sleevesβ¦ on you.” Apparently, it’s still too warm for sweaters.
- September is like the Sunday of months. It’s enjoyable until you remember Monday β or in this case, winter β is coming.
September Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Can’t believe it’s September already. Time flies when you’re procrastinating on your summer bucket list. (Relatable and perfect for the ‘always happens’ crowd)
- September is like the Monday of months…but somehow worse. (Short, sweet, and universally understood pain)
- Me trying to hold onto the last days of summer like: [insert funny picture of someone clinging desperately to a melting ice cream cone] SEPTEMBER IS COMING (Visual humor always wins online!)
- “Septem-burr!” – Me, realizing how cold it’s getting and I haven’t seen my winter coat since April. (Adding a silly voice to the wordplay is chef’s kiss)
- My bank account in August: “We ballin’.” My bank account in September: “We fallin’.” (The financial reality of school supplies/end-of-summer trips)
- Just realized I spent all summer saying “I can’t wait for…” instead of actually doing anything. September, please be kind. (The self-deprecating humor is strong with this one)
- Someone tell September it can’t be pumpkin spice latte season yet. I haven’t even emotionally processed my summer fling ending. (Combining seasonal trends with relationship drama is π)
- September: when the only thing getting “lit” is the pumpkin spice candle you just bought. (Bittersweet humor for those mourning the end of summer fun)
- My summer tan lines are fading faster than my motivation to start this semester… (Relatable content is shareable content)
- That awkward moment when you realize “school supplies” now mostly means coffee and wine. (Target audience: college students and burnt-out adults)
- September is for pumpkin spice and everything nice…except my sleep schedule, that’s a disaster. (The rhyme adds a touch of whimsy)
- Dear September, if you’re going to insist on bringing the cold weather, the least you could do is bring some cute Halloween decorations with you. (Appealing to everyone’s inner child and love for holidays)
- Trying to explain to my pets that just because it’s September doesn’t mean they’re off walkies duty. They don’t seem convinced. (Pet humor is always a hit, bonus points for a picture)
Leafin’ September Behind with a Smile (and a Groan!)
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