110+ Cheer Puns & Jokes To Uplift Your Spirit 😜
Get ready to tumble into a world of laughter with the best cheer jokes around! 😂 This list of puns and funny quips is about to raise your spirits higher than a flyer at the top of a pyramid. 🤸♀️ Whether you’re a seasoned cheerleader or just looking for some clever humor for kids, these jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Get ready for some seriously funny wordplay – it’s gonna be cheer-ific! 😉🏆
Top Cheer Jokes – Best Picks
- Why did the cheerleader bring a ladder to the football game? She wanted to reach a higher level of enthusiasm!
- How can you tell if a tree is a cheerleading fan? It has pom-poms!
- What’s the only cheese you should use to cheer someone up? Brie-lieve in yourself cheese!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything (including cheers)!
- What does a ghost say when they nail a cheer routine? “I got this spirit in me!”
- Why did the cheerleader fail her history test on Ancient Egypt? She couldn’t remember her pyra-mids!
- How did the ocean liner celebrate its successful voyage? With three cheers and a wave!
- What kind of cheer do you do for a smelly pirate? “Aye-aye, captain! Use some deodor-ant!”
- Why was the math book always so sad? Because it had too many problems and not enough cheers!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (and the cheerleading outfits!)
- What position do ghosts play in baseball? They’re great cheer-leaders!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! (Give him something to cheer about!)
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one and wanted to do a victory dance! (He’s a cheerful golfer!)
Clever Cheer Puns – Top Picks
- I tried to join the secret cheer society, but it turned out to be too exclusive. They said I just didn’t seem chipper enough.
- What does a ghost bring to a pep rally? Lots of team spirit.
- I used to hate facial hair… Then it grew on me. Now I cheer it on.
- Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? The headline read, “Small medium at large.” That’s the spirit!
- What’s the most inspiring beverage? Root beer. It really lifts your spirits.
- Why did the broom get a raise? It was always sweeping up the competition. Way to go, little buddy! Cheer-tastic work.
- You know, pessimism is like a bad haircut… It can really dampen your spirits.
- I’m not sure what’s wrong with my car, but it keeps driving in circles… I guess I’ll just cheer up and enjoy the ride.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. What a cheerful disposition!
- You know what’s odd? Numbers that can’t be divided by two. Their cheerlessness is truly odd.
- I used to be addicted to soap operas… But I’m clean now. And that’s something to cheer about!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. It’s probably feeling cheerful and beachy today.
Funny Cheer One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Cheer Jokes
- I tried out for the cheer squad, but I guess I wasn’t spirited enough. They told me to get my own spirits.
- Did you hear about the cheerleader who broke up with the football player? She needed someone with more spri-t(ea) in their step.
- I used to be a cheerleader, but it was too much pressure. Now I’m just a casual root-er.
- I’m starting my own cheerleading squad for introverts… We’ll just silently cheer each other on from afar.
- Why did the cheerleader bring scissors to the football game? Just in case someone needed their spirits lifted.
- My friend said cheerleading isn’t a real sport… I told him to jump off a pyramid and think about it.
- What did the cheerleader say to the ghost? Show me your spirit fingers!
- That cheerleader is always so positive… I guess you could say she’s got a lot of can-do spirit!
- You know what really cheers me up when I’m feeling down? A pep talk written on a tiny banner.
- I’m writing a cheer about procrastination… I’ll get it done eventually!
- I’m not saying I’m a bad cheerleader, but whenever I try to start a wave, everyone just stares at me like I spilled something.
- That group of trees looks so happy. I think I’ll give them a slow clap. They deserve a round of ap-lause.
- What’s the most cheerful type of beer? Root beer!
- My friend is a baker. She’s always cheer-ful when she sells a lot of cakes.
Cheer QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Cheer
- Q: Why did the cheerleader bring scissors to the football game? A: To cut to the chase, they were losing!
- Q: What does a ghost cheerleader drink for team spirit? A: Spook-a-lade!
- Q: What’s the cheerleaders’ favorite cereal? A: Cheerios, of course!
- Q: Why did the cheerleader get detention? A: She kept yelling “cut it out” during math class!
- Q: What do you call it when a cheerleader gets lost in the woods? A: A cheer-acter building experience!
- Q: Why was the new cheerleader so good at her job? A: She had spirit coming out of her ears!
- Q: What’s a cheerleader’s least favorite subject? A: Geome-try, it makes angles too complicated!
- Q: Why did the cheerleader get kicked off the squad? A: Her pom-poms kept shedding!
- Q: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite musical instrument? A: The pom-pom-bonium!
- Q: What did the ocean say to the cheerleader? A: Nothing, it just waved!
- Q: How do cheerleaders learn their routines? A: They take a crash course!
- Q: Where do injured cheerleaders go? A: To the cheer-apy clinic!
- Q: What do you call a group of very stylish cheerleaders? A: A cheer squad goals!
- Q: What did the shy cheerleader say when she messed up the routine? A: “Oops, sorry for the cheer-ror!”
Dad Jokes About Cheer: Pun-Filled Quips
- I tried out for the cheer squad, but I didn’t make it. They said I wasn’t motivating enough. I guess they couldn’t cheer me on either.
- Why did the coach tell the cheer team to sit down on the field? He wanted them to be grounded.
- What do you call a cheering competition with no audience? A peer pressure cooker!
- My wife says I need to be more supportive at my daughter’s cheer competitions… so I’ve started bringing a megaphone and a pillow for afterwards. Gotta be comfy for all that cheering!
- I got my daughter a book about the history of cheerleading… it was a real page turner!
- What kind of tea do cheerleaders drink? Rootea!
- Did you hear about the cheerleader who became a comedian? She really knows how to work a crowd.
- Why are cheerleaders so good at solving mysteries? They always get to the bottom of the pyramid!
- My wife wanted me to help come up with cheers. I said, “Sure, no problem! Give me a B… L… A… N… K… Get it? Blank?”
- Where do cheerleaders go on vacation? The Bahamas!
- A cheerleader walks into a library… and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
- I tried teaching my dog to cheer, but he just kept yelling “Go Fleas!” Guess he’s on the rival team.
- What did the ocean say to the cheerleader? Nothing, it just waved.
- I used to be a cheerleader… I threw in the towel. Literally, it hit the coach in the face. It was an accident!
- How do trees get on the cheerleading squad? They root for each other!
Cheer Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the teddy bear get a gold medal at the cheerleading competition? Because he was EXTRA cuddly!🧸🥇
- What do you call a group of very happy ghosts? A cheer squad-dle! 👻👻👻
- Why do cheerleaders drink lemonade at games? To keep their voices from getting sour! 🍋🗣️
- How did the shy scarecrow become a successful cheerleader? He found his ROAR-crop of confidence! Scarecrow 💪🌾
- What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal? Cheer-ios!🥣🥣🥣
- Why are fish such good cheerleaders? They love doing the wave! 🐠🌊
- Why did the basketball go to the doctor? It was feeling swish-y! 🏀🤧
- What did one pom-pom say to the other pom-pom? “I’m feeling really pumped up today!” 🎉🎉🎉
- Why did the coach tell the cheerleader to do a handstand? To try a new point of view!🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️
- What do you call a magical cheerleading squad? An en-chant-ing squad! ✨🪄✨
- What’s a cheerleader’s favorite animal? A cheer-osaur! 🦖
- Why did the elephant miss the cheerleading tryouts? He forgot the words to the trunk-tastic cheer! 🐘
- Where do bees learn their cheers? At cheering school! 🐝🏫
Cheer Jokes and Puns for Elders
- My doctor told me I need to get my daily dose of cheer. So, I subscribed to Wine Spectator Magazine. 🍷
- I tried to join a cheer squad for seniors. Turns out, “Get ’em, dentures!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
- My friend says I’m too easily amused these days. I told him, “Hey, at our age, ‘amused’ is the goal!” 😊
- You know you’re getting old when “getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking lot.
- I used to do cheerleading in high school. Now my idea of a pyramid scheme involves fiber supplements.
- I thought about becoming a yoga instructor, but I’m not sure I’m flexible enough… to deal with the other yoga instructors.
- A little bird told me it was my birthday. I told him he needed to get his eyes checked – and maybe lay off the fermented berries.
- My retirement plan is simple: Travel the world, see new things, and complain about the food – just like I do at home! ✈️
- The other day, I met this charming young man at the grocery store. I think he was hitting on me, but he might’ve just been trying to read the expiration date on the yogurt.
- They say with age comes wisdom. I say, with age comes the realization that you don’t actually need a reason to eat dessert. 🍰
- My doctor asked me if I’d fallen recently. I said, “No, I just tripped over a decade or two.”
- Remember when we used to stay up all night? Now, we’re excited when we stay up past 9 pm.
Cheer Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- I tried to join the cheer squad, but apparently, “sarcastic enthusiasm” isn’t what they’re looking for. #awkward
- My friend is so obsessed with cheerleading, she puts her hair in ponytails even when she sleeps. Talk about a resting cheer face! 😜 #relatable #hairgoals
- I tried out a new cheerleading move called the “Procrastination Pyramid”. We’ll get around to it eventually. 🤸♀️😴 #procrastinatorsunite
- Did you hear about the cheerleaders who failed their history exam? They forgot to study the pyramids. 📚🤦♀️ #historyfail #oops
- What do you call a group of very enthusiastic chess players? A cheer squad-mate! ♟️📣 #punny
- My bank account is looking a little low… Guess I’ll have to cheer it up! 💸😭 #adultingishard
- My dog is part cheerleader, part escape artist… He’s always trying to cheer-lessly sneak out! 🐶💨 #doglife #zoomies
- Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Unless you’re a cheerleader, then smile even wider! 😁🦷 #lifeisshort #smilemore
- I’m not saying I’m bad at my job, but the only thing I’m qualified to cheer for is the weekend. 😴🎉 #weekendsvibes #fridayfeeling
- Just saw a sign at the cheer competition that said “No Horsing Around”. Someone clearly hasn’t seen our mascot… 🐴🤫 #awkward #mascotlife
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