135+ Thursday Puns & Jokes: Feeling Thurs-tastic Yet?
Get ready to laugh your way into the weekend because it’s Thursday, and you know what that means? π Yep, it’s time for some side-splitting, knee-slapping, pun-derful humor! π We’ve got the absolute best Thursday puns and jokes about Thursday lined up for you, from clever wordplay to funny anecdotes β there’s something for everyone, even jokes for kids! π€ͺ So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through our list of hilarious Thursday funnies. Get ready to screenshot your favorites and share the laughter! π
Top ‘Thursday Jokes’ – Best Picks
- Why is Thursday considered the psychic day of the week? Because it’s always thinking about Fry-day.
- What did the Thursday say to the Wednesday? “Quit Thurs-stressing me out about the weekend!”
- I’m so glad I’m not a calendar. My Thursdays would be booked solid!
- What’s the difference between a Thursday and a 3-year-old? On Thursday, you might get a nap in.
- Why did Thursday get fired from the calendar? It kept saying, “I’m so over this week!”
- What do you call a Thursday with a bad attitude? A Thurs-ty attitude!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite day of the week? Thurs-arrrr-day!
- My friend thinks he’s a thesaurus. Every time I see him on Thursday, I just tell him, “Synonym rolls another one!”
- Why are Thursdays so dramatic? Because they’re always caught in the middle of a week-long soap opera.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato… especially on Thursdays.
- How do trees access the internet? They log in on Thurs-day!
- Why don’t they serve alcohol at Thursday work parties? Because it would be too obvious everyone’s already thinking about Friday.
- What do you get when you mix a Wednesday with a Friday? A Thrrr-ific day!
- My boss asked me what the most useless day of the week is. I told him, “Any day that isn’t Thursday!”
- Thursday should be renamed “Pre-Weekend.” Just sayin’.
- Me trying to be productive on Thursday: narrator voice “She thought she could. But the allure of the weekend was too strong.”
- You know you’re getting old when… Thursdays feel like the new Fridays.
- What did the calendar say to Thursday? “Don’t worry, you’re almost there!”
- My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. Guess I’ll wait until Friday for that. Thursdays are for pretending I haven’t made any yet.

Clever ‘Thursday Puns’ – Best Picks
- What did the calendar say to Thursday? “Hey Thurs, looking mighty fine!”
- Why is Thursday the strongest day? Because it’s Thurs-day!
- What’s a pirate’s least favorite day of the week? Thurs-arrrr-day!
- I’m so happy it’s Thursday! I could just Thurs-punch the air!
- Thursday is my jam. I guess you could say it’s my Thurs-berry.
- My friends are throwing a party for Thursday. They really know how to Thurs-celebrate!
- Thursday called, it wants its good mood back. Apparently, I’m Thurs-radiating positivity.
- What do you call a dinosaur who loves Thursdays? A Thurs-saurus Rex!
- Thursday is like the Friday of the week for optimists. Always looking Thurs-forward!
- What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good Thurs-beat!
- I’m feeling very Thurs-picious about this Friday. It seems a little too good to be true.
- Thursday is my spirit animal. We’re both Thurs-tastic!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award on Thursday? Because he was outThurs-tanding in his field!
- What’s a Thursday’s favorite beverage? Thurs-tea, of course!
- I’m so excited for the weekend, I can already Thurs-taste it!
- My boss said I could leave early on Thursday. Guess today’s Thurs-my lucky day!
- I’m not saying I love Thursday, but… Okay, I Thurs-olutely love Thursday!
- What do you call a Thursday that’s full of surprises? A Thurs-penseful Thursday!
- I used to hate Thursdays, but then it grew on me. Now it’s Thurs-tanding!
- Let’s make this Thursday Thurs-mendously awesome!
Funny ‘Thursday One-Liner Jokes’ – Short & Funny Thursday Jokes
- Feeling very ambivalent about Thursday β it’s like the Wednesday of the weekend.
- What did the calendar think of Thursday? It was week-ed it would be Friday soon.
- I’m so close to Friday, I can almost Thurs-smell it.
- My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes, so I guess Iβll just Thurs-own them.
- My bank account is always low on Thursday. Guess you could say it’s in Thurs-daze.
- Thursday: The only day that can hear you complaining about it.
- I put the “pro” in procrastinate every Thursday.
- I’m not saying I’m lazy, but Thursday should really be optional.
- My love life is like a Thursday β almost exciting, but not quite.
- I got fired from my job at the bank on Thursday. Apparently my position was only part-Tyme.
- Thursday: The awkward silence between Wednesday and Friday.
- I’m already thinking about what I’m going to wear on Friday…on Thursday.
- Thursday is basically Friday light.
- Thursday: Proof that I don’t give up easily on the week.
- I’m so over this week, I’m already wearing my Fri-yay pants on Thursday.
- Just realized tomorrow is Friday…Thurs-so excited!
- My brain on a Thursday is basically just a loading screen for the weekend.
- If you rearrange the letters of “Thursday”, you can spell “Day Hursts” which is how my week feels.
- Iβm not lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing on Thursday.
- Thursday: Because even the week needs a plot twist before the climax.
Thursday QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Thursday
- Q: What do you call a Thursday that just can’t get anything done? A: A Thurs-delay!
- Q: Why did Thursday go to the doctor? A: It was feeling a little week!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a comedian with a Thursday? A: A Thurs-haha-sday!
- Q: What’s a pirate’s least favorite day of the week? A: Thursday, because they’re always yearning for Fri-yay!
- Q: Why do Thursdays always have to be so dramatic? A: Because they’re always caught in the middle of a week-long soap opera!
- Q: How do trees get on the internet? A: They log in on Thurs-day!
- Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite drink on Thursday? A: Anything they can get their hands on, it’s almost Fri-yay!
- Q: Why are Thursdays so good at solving mysteries? A: They always get to the bottom of the week!
- Q: What do you call a fashionable Thursday? A: Chic Thurs!
- Q: What did the calendar say to Thursday? A: “Don’t worry, you’re almost there!”
- Q: Why was Thursday feeling down? A: It had a case of the Thurs-daze!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Thursday? A: A Pouch Potato, it’s almost the weekend!
- Q: What do you call a group of singers who love Thursdays? A: A Thurs-day Quartet!
- Q: What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week? A: Caturday, but Thursday is close because it’s almost Fri-yay!
- Q: Why don’t Thursdays ever give up? A: They’re always so close to the end!
- Q: How does Thursday like its coffee? A: Strong, because it’s gotta get through the rest of the week!
- Q: What do you call a Thursday that’s always in a rush? A: A Thurs-blur!
- Q: What do you call a Thursday thatβs full of surprises? A: A Thurs-mystery!
- Q: Why are Thursdays so optimistic? A: They always believe in a brighter Fri-day!
Dad Jokes About Thursday: Pun-Filled Quips
- What do you call a Thursday that just can’t get anything done? A Thurs-delay!
- I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention. Good thing it’s Thursday β I can’t pay Thurs-day either!
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I took it to the movies. It’s what you do on a Webnes-Thurs-day!
- Why is Thursday the worst day to propose? Because if she says no, Thurs-no chance!
- What did the calendar say to Thursday? “Hey, looking sharp Thurs-day!”
- I used to hate Thursdays, but then it grew on me. Now I love Thurs-daze!
- Why do fish hate Thursday? Because it’s right before Fry-day!
- What’s a cannibal’s least favorite day of the week? Thurs-grrr! (Thursday)
- My wife said I could go out with the guys on one condition. I had to be home by Thursday. Guess I’m having a Thurs-taycation!
- Why was Thursday feeling down? Because he wasn’t Friday yet!
- What’s a teacher’s favorite drink on Thursday? Thurs-tea!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato on Thurs-day!
- I’m writing a song about Thursdays. It’s got a really catchy Thurs-beat!
- What did the ground say to Thursday? “You’re really putting your Thurs-foot forward!”
- Why are Thursdays so strong? Because they’re Thurs-tastic!
- What did the ocean say to Thursday? “Nothing, it just Thurs-waved!”
- Don’t worry, be happy, it’s Thursday! Or as I like to call it, “Fri-yay Eve!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award on Thursday? Because he was outstanding in his Thurs-field!
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon that’s only open on Thursdays? I heard the Thurs-food is out of this world!
Thursday Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why is Thursday the happiest day for a book? Because it’s Thurs-yay!
- What do you call a dinosaur who loves Thursdays? A Therasaurus!
- What’s the difference between a calendar and a banana? A calendar has Thursdays, a banana has a peel-Thursday!
- Why did the teddy bear love Thursdays? Because it was almost Bear-Friday!
- What did the Thursday say to the Wednesday? “Hey, I’m really looking forward to Fri-yay!”
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Thurs. Thurs who? Thurs-day, and I’m ready for the weekend!
- What’s a spider’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day, of course! But they do like to hang out on Web-Thursdays!
- Why did the student get in trouble on Thursday? He kept shouting, “It’s almost Fri-yay!”
- What’s a teacher’s favorite drink on Thursday? Anything that says, “It’s almost Fri-yay!” on the bottle!
- Why do Thursdays feel so long? Because they’re sandwiched between two Wednesdays! (Get it? Week-ends!)
- What do you call a Thursday that’s really tired? Exhausted-Thursday!
- Why was the computer tired on Thursday? It had a hard drive the day before!
- What do you call a Thursday that’s full of surprises? A Thurs-mystery!
- What did the Thursday say to the Friday when it was feeling down? “Don’t worry, Fri-yay is just around the corner!”
- What’s a pirate’s favorite day of the week? Talk Like a Pirate Day! But they love to find treasure on Thurs-yay!
- Why do birds fly south for the winter on Thursday? Because it’s too far to walk!
- What did the math book say to the Thursday? “You’re looking like a prime number day!”
- Why did the scarecrow love Thursdays? Because it was almost straw-berry picking day!
- What do you get if you combine a cat and Thursday? A purr-fectly delightful day!
- What’s a Thursday’s favorite game to play? Hide-and-seek-end!
Thursday Jokes and Puns for Adults
- Why did Thursday break up with Friday? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye – one was always looking forward to the weekend, the other dreaded it.
- What’s the difference between a Thursday and a toddler? You can reason with a toddler to wait until Friday for candy.
- I finally realized what’s wrong with Thursday… It’s just a bunch of Wednes-daze.
- I told my therapist about my unhealthy obsession with Thursdays… He said, “That’s not a problem, we can just move your appointment to Friday.”
- Thursday is my favorite day to go to the gym. Everyone else is still hungover from their mid-week crisis.
- I’m starting to think my calendar is judging me. Every time I flip to Thursday, it whispers, “So close, yet so far.”
- What do you call a Thursday that really tries to be Friday? A “Thirsty” Thursday, obviously.
- Thursdays are proof that time travel already exists. You blink, and suddenly it’s Friday… or maybe that’s just the tequila.
- I’m not saying I hate my job, but… Thursday is the only day I bring enough food for lunch AND dinner.
- Thursday should be renamed “Procrastination Day.” It’s the perfect excuse to put off Friday’s responsibilities.
- If Monday and Friday had a baby, it would be Thursday. Trapped in that awkward in-between stage.
- Why do I love Thursdays? Because it’s the only day that sounds like it should be capitalized.
- My bank account on Thursday is like a bad Tinder date. Disappointing and makes me question my life choices.
- Thursday is my “treat yourself” day. I treat myself to the existential dread of knowing it’s still not Friday.
- My love life is a lot like Thursday. Full of potential, but ultimately going nowhere.
- You know you’re getting old when… “Thirsty Thursday” refers to your need for a cup of chamomile tea.
- My boss asked me if I could work late Thursday. I told him, “In spirit, I’m already at the bar.”
- Thursday is like the middle child of the week. Often forgotten, but holds the family together… barely.
- How do you know you’re an adult on a Thursday? “Happy Hour” suddenly sounds like a productive meeting.
- Cheers to Thursday! For reminding us that even in the darkest of times, it can always be almost Friday.
Thursday Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Other Social Media
- It’s Thursday… so I’m basically Thor’s day away from being a weekend warrior. #ThursdayVibes
- Why is Thursday the least stressed day of the week? Because it’s surrounded by Wednesday and Fri-yay! π #ThursdayThoughts
- My bank account on Thursday: Thorry, I have no money. #BrokeButFunny
- Just realized my to-do list is longer than the line at Starbucks on a Monday morning. Maybe tomorrow? #ProcrastinationThursday
- Thursday: the day where you realize you haven’t accomplished anything for the week, but you still have two days to pretend you will. #ThursdayMotivation π
- Me trying to figure out if I should start my diet on Thursday or just wait until Monday: π€ #TheStruggleIsReal
- My boss asked me what the difference was between Thursday and Friday. I said, “About 24 hours of pretending to work.” #DontTellMyBoss
- Thursday: holding on for dear life to the last shred of my sanity before the weekend. #SendHelp
- “What should we do tonight?” Me: “Thurst-day’s child has got to fly!” proceeds to eat takeout and watch Netflix #IntrovertLife
- My brain telling me to go to the gym on Thursday vs. my stomach suggesting pizza and beer: It’s a tough call. ππΊ #FitFamWho?
- They say Thursday is “Friday Eve,” but my bank account is stuck on “Sunday Scaries.” #AdultingIsHard
- Relationship status: In a committed relationship with my bed… especially on Thursdays. #SleepIsMyLoveLanguage
- Just survived another work meeting that could have been an email. Is it Friday yet? #ThursdayMood
- My level of excitement for the weekend is directly proportional to how slowly Thursday is going. #HurryUpWeekend
- Today is “bring your pet to work” day… if only plants counted. π± #PlantParentLife
- Thursday: when you’re so close to the weekend, you can practically taste the freedom. #AlmostThere
- Dear Thursday, are you sure you’re not just Wednesday in disguise? Asking for a friend. #TimeFliesWhenYoureNotHavingFun
- That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been wearing mismatched socks all day. It’s fine, it’s Thursday. #FashionIcon
- Thursday: proof that I can, in fact, adult for five days in a row… sometimes. #SmallVictories π
That’s All Folks! Have a Thrilliant Thursday!
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