93+ T Rex Jokes & Puns: You Have Tiny Arms to Resist!
Get ready to laugh your dino-socks off! π¦ This isn’t just another fossil dig β we’re unearthing the best T Rex jokes and puns this side of the Cretaceous period! π This massive list of clever humor is perfect for kids and anyone who loves a good dinosaur giggle. So, hold onto your butts β it’s about to get pre-historically funny! π€£
Top T Rex Jokes – Best Picks
- Why don’t T-Rexes play instruments? Because they’re all about that bass (from Jurassic Park theme song).
- What does a T-Rex use to surf the internet? A Chrome-osaur.
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser!
- A T-Rex walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a drink.” The bartender says, “Hey, what’s with the short arms?”
- What’s a T-Rex’s favorite number? Eight! (ate)
- Why are T-Rexes such bad liars? You can always see right through them!
- What did the T-Rex say after tripping and falling? “I’m dino-sore!”
- What do you call a T-Rex who’s really good at karate? A Lean, Mean, Choppin’ Machine!
- Why did the T-Rex cross the road? Chickens weren’t invented yet.
- How do you invite a T-Rex to a party? You dino-mite want to send a text!
- What’s a T-Rex’s favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
- T-Rex goes to the doctor feeling down. What’s the diagnosis? He’s got the Mesozoic blues.
- Why was the T-Rex afraid to go to school? He heard it was full of predators.

Clever T Rex Puns – Top Picks
- What does a T-Rex use to surf the internet? A chro-mosa-saurus.
- Why did the T-Rex get a job at the bank? Because he had strong arms … well, relatively speaking.
- What’s a T-Rex’s favorite number? Eight! (They love to “Tyrannosaurus-eat!”)
- Why don’t T-Rexes play instruments? Their arms were too short to reach the “tyranno-tunes.”
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- What did the T-Rex say after a hard day of hunting? “I’m ‘dino-sore’!”
- A T-Rex walks into a bar and says… “I’ll have a glass of water. And put it on my bill.”
- What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with explosives? Dino-mite!
- Why was the T-Rex afraid of the ocean? Because of the Megalodon! He heard it was a real “T-rex” off the coast.
- What did the T-Rex say to his date? “I’m really into you, have been since the Cretaceous period.”
- T-Rex: “Do you work out?” Stegosaurus: “Yeah, I do plates.”
- What do you call a T-Rex who’s good at rapping? A “Pre-hysterical” artist.
- A T-Rex is looking for new clothes. He walks into a store and asks… “Do you have this in a size ‘Jurassic’?”
- What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of music? Anything but “extinct” genres.
- Why did the T-Rex cross the road? The chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Funny T Rex One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny T Rex Jokes
- A T-Rex walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a glass of… oh, never mind, I can’t reach.”
- What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- Did you hear about the T-Rex who became a comedian? He’s got those tiny arms waving for applause.
- T-Rex went to art school, but he was always told his sculptures lacked⦠hands-on experience.
- My boss is a total T-Rex. Great at ruling with fear, terrible at high fives.
- I met a T-Rex who’s a motivational speaker. He’s all about grabbing life by the horns… metaphorically, of course.
- A T-Rex’s dating profile says, “Looking for someone to cuddle with… if I could, that is.”
- Breaking news: Local T-Rex wins arm-wrestling competition… by default.
- T-Rex tries texting but keeps hitting send prematurely. He really needs to work on that short-hand.
- What’s a T-Rex’s favorite website? TinyURL.
- Why did the T-Rex cross the road? No one’s quite sure, they haven’t invented cars yet.
- The T-Rex tried to start his own jewelry line, but the bracelets kept falling off.
- A therapist told the T-Rex to express his anger. He responded, “How? With these things?” Gestures to arms
- The T-Rex wanted to try rock climbing, but he couldn’t quite grasp the concept.
T Rex QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about T Rex
- Q: Why did the T-Rex get a job at the library? A: He was great at retrieving overdue books.
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A: A saur loser.
- Q: What’s a T-Rex’s favorite type of music? A: Anything but heavy metal!
- Q: Why was the T-Rex family always in trouble? A: They were notorious for their tiny arms reaching trouble.
- Q: What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with explosives? A: Dino-mite!
- Q: Why did the T-Rex cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- Q: Whatβs a T-Rexβs favorite number? A: Eight! (They love to “T-rex” things!)
- Q: Why are T-Rexes such bad liars? A: You can always see right through their stories.
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex who loves to bowl? A: A strike over-saur!
- Q: How do you know a T-Rex is at a party? A: Don’t bother looking around, you’ll hear about it!
- Q: What did the T-Rex say after tripping on the sidewalk? A: “I’m really gonna need to work on my short-arm balance!”
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex with a cowboy hat and boots? A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Q: Why don’t T-Rexes play instruments? A: They’re all about the rawr-ing, not the melodies.
- Q: What do you call a T-Rex after a breakup? A: Recently ex-stinct.
Dad Jokes About T Rex: Pun-Filled Quips
- I saw a T Rex eating a lawyer once. I thought, “Well, that’s trextremely rare!”
- What do you call it when a T Rex tries to start a fire? Trex-kindling his inner flame!
- What’s a T Rex’s favorite band? T. Rex, of course!
- A T Rex walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a glass of water, please. I’m trying to cut back on the strong stuff.”
- Why don’t T Rexes clap at concerts? Because their arms are too short rex to reach!
- How do we know T Rexes are extinct? They’re history-rex!
- Why was the teenage T Rex always in trouble? He was a real rebel without a rex-usable arm!
- What did the T Rex say after he bumped into the table? “Rex-cuse me!”
- My son wanted a pet T Rex for his birthday… I said, “Don’t be ridicu-rex!”
- How do you fix a broken T Rex? With dino-rex glue!
- What did the T Rex use to write on the chalkboard? Jurass-chalk!
- The T Rex wasn’t allowed on the rollercoaster… They said he was two rex short to ride.
- What do you call a T Rex with a sore throat? A little hoarse-rex!
T Rex Jokes and Puns for Kids
- What do you call a T. Rex who hates losing? A saur loser!
- Why don’t T. Rexes like hide-and-seek? Because they’re always dino-mite!
- What’s a T. Rex’s favorite number? Two! (Because they love things in twos-day!)
- What did the volcano say to the T. Rex? “Don’t get extinc-tonight!”
- What’s a T. Rex’s favorite dance move? The Tyrannosaurus stomp!
- What’s small, green, and rides a T. Rex to school? A dino-mite student!
- Why did the T. Rex cross the road? To chase the Jurassic chicken!
- Why are T. Rexes such bad volleyball players? Have you seen those tiny arms? They can’t spike!
- Teacher: “What’s big, scary, and has 12 teeth?” Student: “A T. Rex with dentures?”
- What do you get if you cross a T. Rex with fireworks? Dino-mite!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Even T. Rexes!)
- What’s a T. Rex’s favorite snack? Anything he can get his tiny claws on!
- Why did the T. Rex get a job at the museum? Someone had to be the dino-tour guide!
- How can you tell if a T. Rex is behind you? Turn around VERY slowly!
- Where does a T. Rex sit? Anywhere he wants to!
T Rex Jokes and Puns for Elders
- Why did the elderly T. Rex get lost in the museum? Because his tiny arms couldn’t reach the “You Are Here” map!
- A T. Rex walks into a retirement home and says: “Alright, which one of you fossils stole my dentures?”
- You know you’re old when… you remember when dinosaurs roamed the Earth… and you could still outrun a T. Rex.
- My doctor said I need to incorporate more “dinosaur walks” into my routine for exercise. Apparently, lumbering around and groaning is good for the hips.
- What does a T. Rex use to surf the web? A Chrome-osaur-us!
- What did the T. Rex say to the cashier after his credit card got declined? “Well, looks like I’m Rexing havoc on my budget again.”
- My grandpa said he once wrestled a T. Rex. I believed him until he told me it was in his “prime” and he was only slightly younger then.
- Dating after 65 is like being a T. Rex trying to knit. You’ve got all this enthusiasm, but those tiny appendages just aren’t cooperating.
- How did the T. Rex feel after his retirement party? Ex-tinct from all the excitement!
- T. Rex to his therapist: “I feel so inadequate. It’s like everyone focuses on my arms, but nobody sees the inner me.”
- You think online dating is tough? Try being a T. Rex trying to swipe right. It’s all thumbs!
- My grandkids bought me a book called “T. Rex Training for Seniors.” The first chapter is all about picking things up off the floor.
- I saw a T. Rex at the antique shop the other day. He said he was looking for a first edition copy of “The Good Old Days.”
- Why are T. Rex skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
T Rex Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Just saw a T. Rex wearing a backwards hat and oversized pants. Guess you could say he was stylin’ from the Cretaceous period.
- A T. Rex walks into a bar and yells, “I’m looking for the guy who scratched my car!” Everyone’s silent, thinking, “How did he even reach…?”
- What do you call a T. Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- Why did the T. Rex cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
- My dating profile says “looking for someone who loves me for my tiny arms.” I think I just saw a T. Rex swipe right.
- Breaking news: Local T. Rex struggles to tie shoelaces. More at 11.
- What do you get if you cross a T. Rex with explosives? Dino-mite!
- How do you know if a T. Rex is lurking nearby? Terrible breath.
- Found a dating app exclusively for dinosaurs. It’s called “Tindr the Terrible.”
- A T. Rex walks into a library. Librarian whispers, “Please keep your voice down…” T. Rex whispers back, “I have tiny arms, I can’t reach!”
- My therapist: “The T. Rex is just a figment of your imagination.” Also my therapist: [Hides behind a potted plant]
- What do you call a group of singing T. Rexes? A Tyranno-Chorus!
- Why are T. Rexes bad at playing instruments? Have you seen those arms?!
- You know you’re watching too much Jurassic Park when you start giving relationship advice to a T. Rex.
- Tried to high-five a T. Rex. Can’t say it went well.
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