93+ Mimosa Jokes & Puns: I’m Not Shar-drunk, You Are!

Get ready to laugh your mimosa off! 😂 This isn’t just another list of puns, oh no, this is the internet’s ultimate compilation of the BEST, most CLEVER mimosa jokes and puns – specifically engineered for maximum humor! 🤣 Whether you’re looking for kid-friendly giggles or witticisms to impress your brunch bunch, this list has something for everyone. Prepare yourself for a mimosa-fueled laugh riot! 🥂

Top Mimosa Jokes – Best Picks

1. Why did the mimosa go to the doctor? It looked a little yellow.
2. What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical? Anything goes!
3. What do you call a mimosa that likes to party? A wild mimosa!
4. I tried to explain to my friend what a mimosa was… I guess you could say it went right over her head.
5. You know you’ve had too many mimosas when… You start telling everyone it’s five o’clock somewhere.
6. What do you call a sad mimosa? A depresso.
7. Why are mimosas so fancy? Because they come in flutes!
8. What’s orange and bubbly and hangs out with supermodels? A mimosa at brunch.
9. My friend said she was on a mimosa diet… I told her that’s just called “day drinking.”
10. Heard a rumor about a new mimosa bar opening up… I’m buzzing about it!
11. I told my friend to try a mimosa… She said, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
12. Mimosas: Proof that breakfast can be classy and dangerous at the same time.
13. Why are mimosas so popular at baby showers? They’re perfect for toasting to the mom-to-be!
14. What’s a mimosa’s favorite dance move? The orange you glad I didn’t say banana shake?!

Clever Mimosa Puns – Top Picks

1. “I’m feeling very mimosa-ic this morning. I think I’ll paint the town brunch.” 🎨🍾
2. “This mimosa is so good, it’s mimosa-cking my mind!”🤯🧠
3. “What do you call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A cham-pion of chaos!” 🏆😈
4. “Did you hear about the mimosa that won an award? It was outstanding in its field.” 🥇🍾🥂
5. “My New Year’s resolution? To find my better half… of mimosa.”🥂💖
6. “This heat is unbearable! I need to go find some shade and a tall, cool… mimosa. Yeah, that’s the priority.”🍹🥵
7. “My therapist told me to treat myself. Guess it’s mimosa time!” 💅🥂 (Because self-care!)
8. “Feeling a little lost in life. Think I’ll just follow my gut… to the mimosa bar.” 🧭🥂😂
9. “I tried to make a mimosa without orange juice… but it was just a brut awakening.” 🍾😴
10. “What’s a mimosa’s favorite Broadway show? Anything bubbly!” 🎭🍾
11. “I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. Now, I’m addicted to mimosas.” 💃🥂 (We’ve all been there.)
12. “My love for mimosas is like a brunch – it goes on and on.” 💖🥂🍳🥓 (Forever and ever, amen.)
13. “You know what they say: When life gives you oranges… make mimosas!” 🍊🥂 (And when life gives you lemons, add vodka!)
14. “Don’t worry, be mimosa!” 😎🥂 (The ultimate brunch philosophy.)
15. “Orange you glad we’re having mimosas?” 🍊😊 (We are! We really, really are.)

Funny Mimosa One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Mimosa Jokes

1. I tried to explain to my mimosa what irony meant, but I think it went right over its head.
2. I told my friend her mimosa was basic. She got really bubbly about it.
3. You know what they call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A champroblem!
4. Mimosas are like the Beyoncé of brunch – flawlessly bubbly and always the center of attention.
5. My therapist told me to treat myself. Guess I’ll have another mimosa.
6. What’s a mimosa’s favorite genre of music? Anything bubbly!
7. Drinking mimosas before noon isn’t sad, it’s sparkling time management.
8. I’m not saying I love mimosas, but I would definitely fight a dragon for one.
9. Mimosas: Proof that happiness comes in bubbles.
10. What do you call a mimosa that’s been left in the sun? A mimosa-strophe!
11. Just got cut off from mimosas… guess I reached my bubbly limit.
12. Life is like a mimosa: Enjoy it while it’s bubbly.
13. This weekend, remember: You can’t sip with us. Unless you bring mimosas.
14. My love for mimosas is real, not just a brunch-time fling.

Mimosa QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Mimosa

1. Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical? A: Anything by Mo’z-Art! 🍾🎶
2. Q: Why did the mimosa blush? A: Because it saw the orange juice getting naked! 😳🍊
3. Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of humor? A: Dry, with a bubbly personality! 😉
4. Q: Why did the mimosa fail its driving test? A: It kept hitting the champagne flute! 🍾🚗
5. Q: What do you call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A: A brunch delinquent! 😈🥂
6. Q: Did you hear about the mimosa that became a detective? A: It always solves the case of the missing orange juice! 🕵️‍♀️🍊
7. Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of tree? A: An orange you glad it’s not a banana tree?! 🌳😂
8. Q: Why don’t mimosas ever tell secrets? A: They’re full of bubbles and bound to spill! 🤫🍾
9. Q: What happens when a mimosa gets its picture taken? A: It says, “Orange you going to wait for me to fizz up?” 📸🍊
10. Q: What do you call a sad mimosa? A: A de-pressed juice! 😔🍹
11. Q: Why did the mimosa break up with the croissant? A: They said the relationship was too flaky! 💔🥐
12. Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite card game? A: Champagne, anyone? 🃏🥂
13. Q: How do you make a mimosa cry? A: Pour out all its champagne and tell it, “There’s no more room for you!” 😭🍾
14. Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of shoe? A: High heels, of course, darling. We’re always dressed for brunch! 👠🍾
15. Q: Why are mimosas so bad at poker? A: They always have a bubbly personality and can’t hide their excitement! 🃏😄

Dad Jokes About Mimosa: Pun-Filled Quips

1. Why did the mimosa blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of music? Anything but pulp!
3. I used to hate mimosas, but then it just grew on me. Literally. On the tree outside!
4. I can’t believe they carded me when I ordered a mimosa. I mean, it’s clearly not a mimosa-t
5. My wife asked me to make her a mimosa. I said, “Orange you glad I did?” Apparently, I should have asked if she wanted pulp.
6. This mimosa is watered down! …Just kidding, I just wanted to use my new pun: “Are you feeling mimosa-tional today?”
7. Waiter, there’s a fly in my mimosa! …Nah, just kidding. He’s doing the backstroke. He’ll work out the pulp eventually.
8. Why don’t they serve mimosas at kids’ parties? Because it’s too much bubbly for the little tikes!
9. Hey, want to split a pitcher of mimosas? Great! You take the left side, I’ll take the right side, and together we’ll conquer the world! Or, you know, just finish the mimosa…
10. What did the mimosa say to the orange juice? Hey cuz, wanna hang out? It’s gonna be a gas!
11. What happens when you mix a mimosa with a margarita? You get a “Why am I drinking at 10 am?”
12. Went to a mimosa-making class. Turns out, I’m a natural. I guess you could say I’m… bubbly.
13. Don’t worry, this hangover will be gone by tomorrow! …Just in time for more mimosas!

Mimosa Jokes and Puns for Kids

1. Why did the mimosa go to school? Because it wanted to be s-marter! 🍊🧠
2. What did the mama orange say to her juice before the party? “Now be good, and don’t mimo-sa any trouble!” 🍹🍊
3. What’s a mimosa’s favorite game to play at a party? Orange you glad to see me! 🎉👀
4. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? It’s mimo-sa cold out here! 🥶🚪
5. Why did the mimosa blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! (Get it? Dressing… 😉) 🍅🍹
6. What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical instrument? The tuba! (Because it loves bubbles! 😄) 🎺🫧
7. Why did the mimosa get in trouble at school? Because it kept bubbling over with excitement! 🧪🍊
8. My little brother tried to make a mimosa… …he put LEGOs in orange juice! I told him, that’s not how you build-a-mosa! 🚧🧱
9. What do you call a group of mimosas? A brunch bunch! 🍹🍊
10. Why don’t they serve mimosas at slumber parties? Because it’s past their bedtime! 😴🍹
11. What did the orange say to the champagne glass? Hey! Wanna mimo-sa new friend? ✨🥂
12. What did the grapefruit say to the mimosa? “Hey! You’re looking sharp today!” (Because of the champagne glass!) 😉🍹

Mimosa Jokes and Puns for Elders

1. My doctor told me to cut back on the mimosas… So now I just have one giant one at 10 am. Doctor never specified size, did he?
2. You know you’re getting old when… “bottomless mimosas” sounds less like a party and more like a bladder control challenge.
3. I tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandkids… Their eyes glazed over faster than a mimosa at a retirement brunch.
4. My retirement plan is simple: Find a place with daily happy hour mimosas and call it a day. Every day.
5. My grandkids think I’m technologically challenged…. But I managed to open a bottle of prosecco without breaking a hip, so who’s the real winner here? takes sip of mimosa
6. I’m at that age where “getting lucky” means… finding the good lounge chair by the pool before the mimosa crowd arrives.
7. Honey, did you forget to add the orange juice? …Or are we having “Why am I awake at this hour-secco” again?
8. The only thing better than a mimosa… is a second mimosa because you can’t remember the first one.
9. Remember when brunch used to be a simple affair? Now it’s all overpriced avocado toast and anxiety-ridden mimosa calculations.
10. I joined a “support group” for people who love mimosas… Turns out, it’s just called brunch, and frankly, I’m a little disappointed.
11. Asked the bartender for a “strong” mimosa… He just handed me two. Guess I’m living up to my age today.
12. Reached for what I thought was my phone earlier… It was actually a champagne flute. Mimosa cravings are getting out of control.
13. I’m writing a book about all the amazing things I’ve done before noon… So far, Chapter 1: “Mimosas and Contemplation.” That’s about it.

Mimosa Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

1. “I’m feeling very amotional about this mimosa brunch. It’s been too long.” 🥂
2. “This mimosa tastes grape! …Get it? Because there’s no grape in it?” 🍇😂
3. Me: “One mimosa please.” Bartender: “Coming right up.” Me: “Great, I can’t wait to wine down.” 😉
4. Just realized I’m wearing my mimosa pants to brunch. They’re orange…ish.” 🍊👖
5. “Sorry for what I said before I had a mimosa.” (posts same message five minutes later) 🤪
6. Don’t worry, be champagney! And by champagney, I mean have a mimosa. ✨🍾
7. “Did you hear about the mimosa that failed its driving test?” “Yeah, apparently it couldn’t stay in its lane.” 🍹🚗
8. “I only have a splash of social anxiety when I’m out of mimosa.” 😅
9. Just tried to explain to my dog why she can’t have mimosas. Tough conversation. 🐶🥂 (sad dog face emoji is a plus here)
10. My love for brunch is like a mimosa… bubbly, refreshing, and bottomless. 🧡🥂
11. Me, ordering a mimosa at 10 am: “It’s for the antioxidants.” 😉
12. Weekend Forecast: Mimosa-ly sunny with a 100% chance of brunch. 🌞🍳
13. Relationship status: In love with mimosas and whoever brings me one. 🥰🥂
14. “What do you call a sad mimosa?” “A Depresso.” 😔🍸 (Bonus points for accompanying image of a sad-looking mimosa)

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