93+ Mimosa Jokes & Puns: I’m Not Shar-drunk, You Are!
Get ready to laugh your mimosa off! 😂 This isn’t just another list of puns, oh no, this is the internet’s ultimate compilation of the BEST, most CLEVER mimosa jokes and puns – specifically engineered for maximum humor! 🤣 Whether you’re looking for kid-friendly giggles or witticisms to impress your brunch bunch, this list has something for everyone. Prepare yourself for a mimosa-fueled laugh riot! 🥂
Top Mimosa Jokes – Best Picks
- Why did the mimosa go to the doctor? It looked a little yellow.
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical? Anything goes!
- What do you call a mimosa that likes to party? A wild mimosa!
- I tried to explain to my friend what a mimosa was… I guess you could say it went right over her head.
- You know you’ve had too many mimosas when… You start telling everyone it’s five o’clock somewhere.
- What do you call a sad mimosa? A depresso.
- Why are mimosas so fancy? Because they come in flutes!
- What’s orange and bubbly and hangs out with supermodels? A mimosa at brunch.
- My friend said she was on a mimosa diet… I told her that’s just called “day drinking.”
- Heard a rumor about a new mimosa bar opening up… I’m buzzing about it!
- I told my friend to try a mimosa… She said, “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
- Mimosas: Proof that breakfast can be classy and dangerous at the same time.
- Why are mimosas so popular at baby showers? They’re perfect for toasting to the mom-to-be!
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite dance move? The orange you glad I didn’t say banana shake?!
Clever Mimosa Puns – Top Picks
- “I’m feeling very mimosa-ic this morning. I think I’ll paint the town brunch.” 🎨🍾
- “This mimosa is so good, it’s mimosa-cking my mind!”🤯🧠
- “What do you call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A cham-pion of chaos!” 🏆😈
- “Did you hear about the mimosa that won an award? It was outstanding in its field.” 🥇🍾🥂
- “My New Year’s resolution? To find my better half… of mimosa.”🥂💖
- “This heat is unbearable! I need to go find some shade and a tall, cool… mimosa. Yeah, that’s the priority.”🍹🥵
- “My therapist told me to treat myself. Guess it’s mimosa time!” 💅🥂 (Because self-care!)
- “Feeling a little lost in life. Think I’ll just follow my gut… to the mimosa bar.” 🧭🥂😂
- “I tried to make a mimosa without orange juice… but it was just a brut awakening.” 🍾😴
- “What’s a mimosa’s favorite Broadway show? Anything bubbly!” 🎭🍾
- “I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. Now, I’m addicted to mimosas.” 💃🥂 (We’ve all been there.)
- “My love for mimosas is like a brunch – it goes on and on.” 💖🥂🍳🥓 (Forever and ever, amen.)
- “You know what they say: When life gives you oranges… make mimosas!” 🍊🥂 (And when life gives you lemons, add vodka!)
- “Don’t worry, be mimosa!” 😎🥂 (The ultimate brunch philosophy.)
- “Orange you glad we’re having mimosas?” 🍊😊 (We are! We really, really are.)
Funny Mimosa One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Mimosa Jokes
- I tried to explain to my mimosa what irony meant, but I think it went right over its head.
- I told my friend her mimosa was basic. She got really bubbly about it.
- You know what they call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A champroblem!
- Mimosas are like the Beyoncé of brunch – flawlessly bubbly and always the center of attention.
- My therapist told me to treat myself. Guess I’ll have another mimosa.
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite genre of music? Anything bubbly!
- Drinking mimosas before noon isn’t sad, it’s sparkling time management.
- I’m not saying I love mimosas, but I would definitely fight a dragon for one.
- Mimosas: Proof that happiness comes in bubbles.
- What do you call a mimosa that’s been left in the sun? A mimosa-strophe!
- Just got cut off from mimosas… guess I reached my bubbly limit.
- Life is like a mimosa: Enjoy it while it’s bubbly.
- This weekend, remember: You can’t sip with us. Unless you bring mimosas.
- My love for mimosas is real, not just a brunch-time fling.
Mimosa QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Mimosa
- Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical? A: Anything by Mo’z-Art! 🍾🎶
- Q: Why did the mimosa blush? A: Because it saw the orange juice getting naked! 😳🍊
- Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of humor? A: Dry, with a bubbly personality! 😉
- Q: Why did the mimosa fail its driving test? A: It kept hitting the champagne flute! 🍾🚗
- Q: What do you call a mimosa that’s always getting into trouble? A: A brunch delinquent! 😈🥂
- Q: Did you hear about the mimosa that became a detective? A: It always solves the case of the missing orange juice! 🕵️♀️🍊
- Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of tree? A: An orange you glad it’s not a banana tree?! 🌳😂
- Q: Why don’t mimosas ever tell secrets? A: They’re full of bubbles and bound to spill! 🤫🍾
- Q: What happens when a mimosa gets its picture taken? A: It says, “Orange you going to wait for me to fizz up?” 📸🍊
- Q: What do you call a sad mimosa? A: A de-pressed juice! 😔🍹
- Q: Why did the mimosa break up with the croissant? A: They said the relationship was too flaky! 💔🥐
- Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite card game? A: Champagne, anyone? 🃏🥂
- Q: How do you make a mimosa cry? A: Pour out all its champagne and tell it, “There’s no more room for you!” 😭🍾
- Q: What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of shoe? A: High heels, of course, darling. We’re always dressed for brunch! 👠🍾
- Q: Why are mimosas so bad at poker? A: They always have a bubbly personality and can’t hide their excitement! 🃏😄
Dad Jokes About Mimosa: Pun-Filled Quips
- Why did the mimosa blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite type of music? Anything but pulp!
- I used to hate mimosas, but then it just grew on me. Literally. On the tree outside!
- I can’t believe they carded me when I ordered a mimosa. I mean, it’s clearly not a mimosa-t
- My wife asked me to make her a mimosa. I said, “Orange you glad I did?” Apparently, I should have asked if she wanted pulp.
- This mimosa is watered down! …Just kidding, I just wanted to use my new pun: “Are you feeling mimosa-tional today?”
- Waiter, there’s a fly in my mimosa! …Nah, just kidding. He’s doing the backstroke. He’ll work out the pulp eventually.
- Why don’t they serve mimosas at kids’ parties? Because it’s too much bubbly for the little tikes!
- Hey, want to split a pitcher of mimosas? Great! You take the left side, I’ll take the right side, and together we’ll conquer the world! Or, you know, just finish the mimosa…
- What did the mimosa say to the orange juice? Hey cuz, wanna hang out? It’s gonna be a gas!
- What happens when you mix a mimosa with a margarita? You get a “Why am I drinking at 10 am?”
- Went to a mimosa-making class. Turns out, I’m a natural. I guess you could say I’m… bubbly.
- Don’t worry, this hangover will be gone by tomorrow! …Just in time for more mimosas!
Mimosa Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the mimosa go to school? Because it wanted to be s-marter! 🍊🧠
- What did the mama orange say to her juice before the party? “Now be good, and don’t mimo-sa any trouble!” 🍹🍊
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite game to play at a party? Orange you glad to see me! 🎉👀
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? It’s mimo-sa cold out here! 🥶🚪
- Why did the mimosa blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! (Get it? Dressing… 😉) 🍅🍹
- What’s a mimosa’s favorite musical instrument? The tuba! (Because it loves bubbles! 😄) 🎺🫧
- Why did the mimosa get in trouble at school? Because it kept bubbling over with excitement! 🧪🍊
- My little brother tried to make a mimosa… …he put LEGOs in orange juice! I told him, that’s not how you build-a-mosa! 🚧🧱
- What do you call a group of mimosas? A brunch bunch! 🍹🍊
- Why don’t they serve mimosas at slumber parties? Because it’s past their bedtime! 😴🍹
- What did the orange say to the champagne glass? Hey! Wanna mimo-sa new friend? ✨🥂
- What did the grapefruit say to the mimosa? “Hey! You’re looking sharp today!” (Because of the champagne glass!) 😉🍹
Mimosa Jokes and Puns for Elders
- My doctor told me to cut back on the mimosas… So now I just have one giant one at 10 am. Doctor never specified size, did he?
- You know you’re getting old when… “bottomless mimosas” sounds less like a party and more like a bladder control challenge.
- I tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandkids… Their eyes glazed over faster than a mimosa at a retirement brunch.
- My retirement plan is simple: Find a place with daily happy hour mimosas and call it a day. Every day.
- My grandkids think I’m technologically challenged…. But I managed to open a bottle of prosecco without breaking a hip, so who’s the real winner here? takes sip of mimosa
- I’m at that age where “getting lucky” means… finding the good lounge chair by the pool before the mimosa crowd arrives.
- Honey, did you forget to add the orange juice? …Or are we having “Why am I awake at this hour-secco” again?
- The only thing better than a mimosa… is a second mimosa because you can’t remember the first one.
- Remember when brunch used to be a simple affair? Now it’s all overpriced avocado toast and anxiety-ridden mimosa calculations.
- I joined a “support group” for people who love mimosas… Turns out, it’s just called brunch, and frankly, I’m a little disappointed.
- Asked the bartender for a “strong” mimosa… He just handed me two. Guess I’m living up to my age today.
- Reached for what I thought was my phone earlier… It was actually a champagne flute. Mimosa cravings are getting out of control.
- I’m writing a book about all the amazing things I’ve done before noon… So far, Chapter 1: “Mimosas and Contemplation.” That’s about it.
Mimosa Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- “I’m feeling very amotional about this mimosa brunch. It’s been too long.” 🥂
- “This mimosa tastes grape! …Get it? Because there’s no grape in it?” 🍇😂
- Me: “One mimosa please.” Bartender: “Coming right up.” Me: “Great, I can’t wait to wine down.” 😉
- Just realized I’m wearing my mimosa pants to brunch. They’re orange…ish.” 🍊👖
- “Sorry for what I said before I had a mimosa.” (posts same message five minutes later) 🤪
- Don’t worry, be champagney! And by champagney, I mean have a mimosa. ✨🍾
- “Did you hear about the mimosa that failed its driving test?” “Yeah, apparently it couldn’t stay in its lane.” 🍹🚗
- “I only have a splash of social anxiety when I’m out of mimosa.” 😅
- Just tried to explain to my dog why she can’t have mimosas. Tough conversation. 🐶🥂 (sad dog face emoji is a plus here)
- My love for brunch is like a mimosa… bubbly, refreshing, and bottomless. 🧡🥂
- Me, ordering a mimosa at 10 am: “It’s for the antioxidants.” 😉
- Weekend Forecast: Mimosa-ly sunny with a 100% chance of brunch. 🌞🍳
- Relationship status: In love with mimosas and whoever brings me one. 🥰🥂
- “What do you call a sad mimosa?” “A Depresso.” 😔🍸 (Bonus points for accompanying image of a sad-looking mimosa)
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