98+ Sorry Puns & Jokes: Apologize With Laughter
Get ready to laugh your socks off! 😂 This list of the best “sorry” jokes and puns is packed with enough humor to make you forget why you were even saying sorry in the first place! 😉 From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, this collection is perfect for kids and adults alike. Get ready for some seriously funny puns – we’re not sorry about it! 😄 #puns #jokes #humor #funny #forkids #listof #clever
Clever Sorry Puns – Top Picks
- Feeling hangry? So, rye you a river! 🍞😭
- You’re unbelievable! So, rye-diculous! 🙄
- Owe you an apology? Let’s taco ’bout it. 🌮
- My bad, the truth slipped out. So,rry not sorry! 😉
- Didn’t invite you? So, rye-lly sorry! You’re the yeast of my worries! 🎉
- You’re leaving? Aw, so rye-lly gotta go? 😥
- Need a shoulder to cry on? I’m wheat you need. 💪
- Didn’t mean to hurt you. My bad, it’s a so rye subject. 🤕
- So, rye you feel that way. Maybe we knead some space? 🤔
- You’re right, I overreacted. I’ll try to be more whole-wheat next time. 🧘♀️
- Let’s not loaf touch. This is a delicate so rye-tuation. 🚫🍞
- Forget the apology, just buy me a so rye beer! 🍺
- Don’t worry, it’s all water under the rye bridge now. 🌉
- You’re my everything. What would I dough without you? 🥰
Top Sorry Jokes – Best Picks
- Why was the letter “S” always getting grounded? Because it was always saying “sorry.”
- Someone stole my mood stabilizer! I’m so, so, sorry.
- I’m sorry, but my procrastination skills are on fire right now. Literally, my to-do list spontaneously combusted.
- I’m sorry I told everyone your secrets. It just slipped out! Like a bar of soap covered in apologies.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. Sorry, I’m shore you’ve heard that one before!
- I’m sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number. I was trying to reach out and touch someone…with a ten-foot pole.
- I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. Let’s just call it “Hanger Management” gone wrong.
- What does an apologetic bull say? “I’m sor-ry.”
- My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. I’m sorry, but I’m really not feeling very embraceable right now.
- I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
- I tried to write “Sorry” on my phone but my autocorrect keeps changing it to “Unicorn Pancakes.” I don’t know what to believe anymore.
- I before E, except after C… and when you’re being incredibly “sorri.” Wait.
- Someone stole my thesaurus! I’m… um… oh dear… my sincerest and deepest… darn it, I’m sorry, I can’t think of a better word!
- I’m sorry I’m late. I got lost on the road of procrastination, took a detour through Excuse Avenue, and ended up in the city of “I’ll do it tomorrow.”
- I’m not always a bad listener… Okay, sorry, I wasn’t listening. What were you saying?
Funny Sorry One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Sorry Jokes
- I’m trying to write a song about apologizing, but I’m sorry to say it’s not going very well.
- I accidentally called my wife “Siri” this morning. Sorry seems to be the hardest word…especially when you have to sleep on the couch.
- I’m starting a new job at a factory that makes apologies. I hope I can say I’m sorry I ever doubted myself.
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I took it to the movies. Sorry, honey, he’s a little bugged right now!
- You know what they say about “sorry?” It’s the easiest word to say… unless you’re Canadian. Then it’s “soar-ey.”
- This graveyard looks awfully crowded. Must be a popular place to say sorry for the things you didn’t do.
- Someone stole my mood ring. I’m not sure how I feel about it, but I’m sorry?
- I’m not saying you’re messy, but I just used your floor as a slip n’ slide. Sorry not sorry!
- My friend said he wanted an apology from me in writing. So I told him, “Sorry, I can’t. My handwriting is terrible.”
- I used to work at a bank processing apology letters. Turned out it was a very unforgiving job.
- Just saw a bunch of scarecrows protesting in a field. Guess they’re sorry for what they said in the heat of the moment.
- What do you say to an avocado who’s done something wrong? “Avocadorse!” Sorry, I just had to guac your world.
- My calendar just blew off the table. Guess it’s sorry for all the missed appointments.
- You think you’re having a bad day? I just tried to make alphabet soup and spelled “sorry” wrong.
Sorry QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Sorry
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field…sorry!
- Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye after a terrible argument? A: Between you and me, something smells…sorry!
- Q: What do you call a fake apology? A: A “sorry” note…sorry!
- Q: Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? A: They’re saying he’s a small medium at large…sorry!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato…sorry!
- Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole-in-one…sorry!
- Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything…sorry!
- Q: Why did the bicycle fall over? A: Because it was two tired…sorry!
- Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth? A: A brick…sorry!
- Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze…sorry!
- Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear…sorry!
- Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? A: It’s a weak day…sorry!
- Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste…sorry!
- Q: Heard about the restaurant that’s on the edge of a cliff? A: The food’s good, but they have terrible service…sorry!
Dad Jokes About Sorry: Pun-Filled Quips
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Sorry, I had to get that one out of my system.
- Someone stole my mood ring! I’m so sorry, I can’t tell you how that makes me feel.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Sorry, that was just irrelephant.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Sorry, I’m full of elementary humor today.
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Sorry, I’ll let myself out.
Sorry Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the math book apologize to the history book? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a really sad strawberry? Blue-sorry!
- Why was the bee’s hair sticky? He used a honey-comb! Sorry, I couldn’t resist bee-ing silly!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye after they bumped into each other? Between you and me, I think something smells fishy! Sorry, I couldn’t see that coming!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here! Sorry, I had to let myself in!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! Sorry, that’s just nuts!
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Sorry, I had to spice things up!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Sorry, I just hopped to a conclusion!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Sorry, I can’t keep quiet about science!
- What does oblivious mean? I have no idea! Sorry, I forgot to look it up!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! Sorry, I had to sea what all the fuss was about!
- Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re twoTIRED! Sorry, I wheelie couldn’t resist.
- Where should you learn how to make ice cream? Sundae School! Sorry, that one was just too sweet!
Sorry Jokes and Puns for Elders
- I’m at that age where I apologize to furniture I bump into. “Sorry, table, it’s not you, it’s me… and my failing depth perception.”
- You know you’re getting old when you say “sorry” more often than “Alexa.”
- My doctor said I need to incorporate more “sorry” into my diet. Guess I’ll start with a slice of humble pie.
- The other day, someone told me to act my age. Sorry, I can’t remember how.
- I went to an antique auction the other day. Sorry, I can’t remember what they retorted.
- My wife asked me to pass the phone, but I had a senior moment and dialed 9-1-1. My bad. Sorry, operator!
- I just bought a new hearing aid. It’s fantastic! Now I can hear everything you’re not saying.
- They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever tried paying for first-class airfare? Sorry, economy, but this legroom understands me.
- Retirement is great! I highly recommend it…sorry, what was I saying? Oh right, naps!
- Remember when we had to remember things without our phones? Sorry, what was this conversation about?
- My friend told me to embrace my mistakes. I’m sorry, how do you hug a typo?
- I finally organized all my pills by name and color… Sorry, what day is it?
- I put my glasses on to read the newspaper this morning, but then I couldn’t find the newspaper. Sorry, I think this is what they call irony.
Sorry Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- I’m trying to write a song about an apology. It’s proving to be very…sori-ful. 😔🎶
- Tried to make a cocktail called “The Apology.” Turns out it requires a lot of…Sori-ng. 🍹😅
- Just bought an album of whale noises. Turns out it was mislabeled. It’s full of…Sori-pods. 🐋🎧
- My history report on ancient Japan was marked down. The teacher said it had too many…Sori-s. 🏯📚
- Some people are allergic to apologies. They tend to break out in…Sori-ves. 🤧
- I accidentally tripped over a pile of apologies. Turns out they were terribly…sori-ly placed. 🤕
- My friend’s opening a Greek mythology-themed bakery. I hear their specialty is the “Sori-don.” 🏛️🥐
- My therapist said I should write down my feelings. Now I have a whole notebook full of “I’m sori-s.” 📓😔
- Trying to teach my dog to apologize, but he just keeps saying “Sori-ruff!” 🐶
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A sori-berry. 🍓😢
- My friend’s trying to create a musical about apologies. He’s still working on the sori-ture. 🎭🎵
- Dating a baker is great, but I have to say, their apologies are always a little…half-baked and sori-ly lacking. 💔🍞
- I tried to explain to the librarian that I lost my book, but all that came out was a bunch of incoherent sori-bbles. 🤫📚
- Met a time traveler from the future who said the hottest new dance craze is the “Sori Shuffle.” I’m sori-ously intrigued. 💃🕺
- They say apologies don’t fix bullet holes, but have you ever tried patching them with a heartfelt “sori-y?” 🩹😂 (Note: This one is meant to be absurd, please don’t try it.)
