97+ Bourbon Puns & Jokes: You’ll Be Rye-ing With Laughter

Howdy, bourbon buddies! πŸ‘‹ Get ready to laugh your whiskeys off because we’ve got a barrel-aged collection of the best bourbon jokes and puns this side of the Mississippi. πŸ₯ƒ If you’re looking for clever humor (and who isn’t?! πŸ˜‚) this list of knee-slappers is for you. We’ve even got some puns tame enough for kids! So grab your best drinking buddy (or your favorite teddy bear 🧸) and get ready for some pun-derful fun! πŸŽ‰

Top Bourbon Jokes – Best Picks

  1. Why don’t they serve bourbon at family reunions? Because things get wild enough on their own!
  2. I used to be addicted to bourbon… but thanks to therapy, I only think about it every five minutes now.
  3. You know you’re a true bourbon enthusiast when… you start referring to water as “bourbon thinner.”
  4. My friend tried to tell me his bourbon was handcrafted by angels… I told him my last bottle was delivered by a talking donkey, but we don’t brag about it.
  5. Why did the bourbon cross the road? To get to the other neat side.
  6. What’s the difference between whiskey and bourbon? About $50.
  7. I tried to cut back on bourbon for January… Worst 32 days of my life.
  8. I told my therapist about my obsession with cask-strength bourbon… He said I needed to address my proof-lems.
  9. What do you call a group of bourbon barrels singing? A cask-et.
  10. My new year’s resolution was to drink less bourbon… Looks like I’ll have to try again next year. Maybe.
  11. Why did the bartender cut the bourbon drinker off? He was starting to get rye-diculous!
  12. I only drink bourbon on two occasions… When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.
  13. Bourbon: the only therapy I can afford.

Clever Bourbon Puns – Top Picks

  1. Feeling stressed? Just remember, “It’s all gonna be bourbon.”
  2. What do you call a bourbon distillery mascot that wins an award? A barrel-winner!
  3. I’m writing a history of bourbon, but I’m struggling to come up with a catchy title. Any sug-rye-stions?
  4. That new distillery is really distilling the competition!
  5. “Bourbon on down the road,” said the bartender as he politely asked me to leave.
  6. My friend tried to pay for his bourbon with Monopoly money… I told him, “That’s not how we rye-ll in this town.”
  7. You can’t rush perfection… unless you’re talking about grabbing another glass of bourbon.
  8. Started a band called “Bourbon Street Boys.” Our first single? “Whiskey Business.”
  9. My therapist told me to pick up a new hobby. Guess who’s a master bourbon blender now?
  10. Remember, friends come and go, but a good bottle of bourbon is forever… or until it’s empty.
  11. I only drink bourbon on two occasions: when it’s my birthday, and when it’s not.
  12. Life is too short to drink cheap bourbon. Treat yourself – you’re barrel-y aging!
  13. What’s the bourbon lover’s favorite Michael Jackson song? “The Way You Make Me Mash.”
  14. “I love you more than bourbon,” I whispered… then I quickly added, “Don’t tell bourbon.”
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Funny Bourbon One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Bourbon Jokes

  1. You know what they call a sophisticated ghost? A spirit of bourbon.
  2. I’m on a new diet. It’s called the “See-Bourbon, Drink-Bourbon” plan. So far, it’s going swimmingly!
  3. My therapist told me to pick up a new hobby… so I picked up a bottle of bourbon. Same difference, right?
  4. My friend said I drink too much bourbon… so I cut him off.
  5. Bourbon: It’s not just for breakfast anymore! … Okay, maybe it is.
  6. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around… and poured myself some bourbon.
  7. I thought I saw a celebrity drinking bourbon at the bar. Turns out, it was just my reflection. I’m kind of a big deal.
  8. Sleep is for the weak… and those who ran out of bourbon.
  9. My doctor gave me some bad news. He said, “You can’t drink bourbon anymore.” So I asked him, “Is there any good news?” He said, “Yeah, I’m out too!”
  10. I only drink bourbon on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
  11. Did you hear about the bourbon thief who got caught red-handed? He was aging gracefully in prison.
  12. Bourbon: Because adulting is hard and sometimes you just need a hug in a glass.
  13. I wanted to open a bourbon distillery called “Deja Brew”, but I couldn’t think of a catchy slogan.
  14. Life is like a bottle of bourbon. It goes down smooth… especially on a Friday.

Bourbon QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Bourbon

  1. Q: Why don’t they serve bourbon at baby showers? A: Because it’s frowned upon to bring your own bottle-o’-rye!
  2. Q: What do you call a bourbon distillery that only uses robot workers? A: An auto-matic mash-chine!
  3. Q: Why did the bourbon go to the therapist? A: It had a real cask of identity issues.
  4. Q: How do you know you’re obsessed with bourbon? A: You start aging your coffee in oak barrels.
  5. Q: What did the bourbon say to the ice cube? A: “It’s been a while, let’s get together and chill.”
  6. Q: Why don’t they play poker in the bourbon distillery? A: Too much risk of a full house flush!
  7. Q: What’s a bourbon lover’s favorite type of music? A: Anything with a good rye-thm!
  8. Q: What do you call a group of bourbon enthusiasts on a weekend trip? A: A barrel of laughs!
  9. Q: Why did the bartender look surprised when the customer ordered a glass of water after finishing his bourbon? A: He said, “Wow, never cask such a thing!”
  10. Q: What do you call a bourbon thief who’s always calm and collected? A: A rye-laxed criminal.
  11. Q: What do you call it when two bourbon barrels fall in love? A: A cask-made match!
  12. Q: Why don’t they allow emotional baggage at bourbon tasting events? A: They prefer you check your rye at the door!
  13. Q: How can you tell if someone’s a true bourbon aficionado? A: They don’t need a special occasion to raise a glass. They’re always up for a rye-union!
  14. Q: Why was the bourbon always getting lost? A: Because it couldn’t handle its proof!
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Dad Jokes About Bourbon: Pun-Filled Quips

  1. I tried to make a whiskey-themed board game, but all my ideas fell flat. Guess you could say they were a little… bourbon-ing.
  2. My wife got mad at me for drinking bourbon while cooking dinner. She said I needed to learn to bottle my emotions.
  3. Went to a bourbon tasting event yesterday. Turns out, I took my love of whiskey a little too far. They kicked me out for barrel-ing through the samples!
  4. You know what my favorite bourbon cocktail is? A father-fashioned, of course!
  5. My friend said his therapist told him to avoid bourbon. I guess he’s on a spiritual journey.
  6. They asked me what kind of music I liked at the distillery. I said, anything but blues. Get it? Because bourbon is brown!
  7. Just bought a vintage bottle of bourbon online. The seller said it’s the real deal, but I’ll believe it when I cask it.
  8. I tried to write a song about bourbon, but I could never find the right rye-thm.
  9. I used to be addicted to bourbon, but I’m neat now!
  10. Why don’t they serve bourbon in prison? Because it’s for rye-habilitation purposes only!
  11. I told my friend I was thinking about quitting bourbon. He said, “Don’t be mash-ing your own dreams!”
  12. My son asked me how bourbon is made. I said, “With careful craftsmanship and a whole lot of love.”
  13. A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of bourbon. As he’s paying, he says, “Hey, this tastes a little off.” The bartender replies, “Well, you’re a little off, too, buddy!”
  14. You know what they call a bourbon thief in Kentucky? A spirited criminal!
  15. My doctor told me I need to cut back on the bourbon… Something about my liver not being a fan. The nerve of some people!

Bourbon Jokes and Puns for Kids

    Bourbon Jokes and Puns for Elders

    1. My doctor told me to cut back on refined sugars. So, I switched from bourbon to single-malt scotch. Turns out, sophistication is its own reward.
    2. You know you’re getting old when “on the rocks” refers to your joints and not your bourbon.
    3. I tried to explain blockchain technology to my friend over a glass of bourbon. Let’s just say it was a very decentralized conversation.
    4. Why don’t they serve bourbon at retirement homes? Because it’s already “neat” enough in there!
    5. My therapist suggested journaling to process my feelings. Turns out, a good bourbon and a comfortable armchair achieve the same result, with fewer typos.
    6. I used to chase after women and bourbon. Now, I just let the good ones age gracefully in oak.
    7. My financial advisor asked me how much bourbon I drink. I told him, “I’m not sure, but it’s definitely keeping the stock market afloat.”
    8. Bourbon: because sometimes a nap is considered “giving up”.
    9. I’m at that age where “happy hour” is whenever I decide to open the bourbon.
    10. Doctor: You need to take things slower. Me: sipping bourbon What do you think I’m doing?
    11. Never argue with someone who owns more than three different types of bitters. They’re clearly a bourbon aficionado, and you will lose.
    12. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of good bourbon.
    13. What do you call a group of older gentlemen sipping bourbon and reminiscing? A “wisdom infusion.”
    14. I’m not sure what’s smoother, this 20-year-old bourbon or the jazz music I’m listening to.
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    Bourbon Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

    1. Just tried a new bourbon called “Early Bird Special.” It was only available until 10:30am. I guess I’m not fowl enough for this whiskey. 🐦πŸ₯ƒ
    2. What did the Zen master say to the glass of bourbon? “Whiskey be happy.” 😌πŸ₯ƒ
    3. Bourbon: It’s not just for drinking anymore! I also use it to clean my phone screen. Just kidding… kinda. 😜πŸ₯ƒ
    4. My therapist suggested I replace my morning coffee with bourbon. He called it “whiskey therapy.” I think he might be onto something. πŸ˜‰πŸ₯ƒ
    5. I only drink bourbon in moderation. Moderation being a bottle at a time. πŸ˜…πŸ₯ƒ #sorrynotsorry
    6. You can’t spell “bourbon” without “burn.” Coincidence? I think not. πŸ”₯πŸ₯ƒ
    7. My retirement plan is simple: A rocking chair, a porch swing, and a never-ending supply of bourbon. Who needs a 401k when you have a 401proof? πŸ‘΄πŸ₯ƒ #lifegoals
    8. “I’m not addicted to bourbon!” – said the man, nervously eyeing his empty glass. πŸ‘€πŸ₯ƒ #relatable
    9. What’s a ghost’s favorite bourbon? Boo-ze. πŸ‘»πŸ₯ƒ #halloweenpun
    10. Someone stole my bottle of bourbon! The cops asked me for a description. “Smooth criminal,” I muttered. πŸ•΅οΈπŸ₯ƒ #bourbonloverproblems
    11. Started drinking bourbon for the taste. Stayed for the existential crisis. πŸ€”πŸ₯ƒ #bourbonthoughts
    12. Bourbon: It’s not a drinking problem if it solves all your other problems. πŸ˜‡πŸ₯ƒ #justkidding … mostly πŸ˜‚

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