107+ Pulled Pork Puns & Jokes: You’ll Be S-l-o-w-ly Amused!
Get ready to pig out on laughter because this list of pulled pork puns and jokes is the best! 😂 We’ve got enough swine-ly funny humor here to make you squeal with delight. Whether you’re a pun enthusiast or just looking for some clever jokes for kids, get ready for a list of the most rib-tickling pulled pork jokes this side of the smokehouse. 🐷 You’ll be hogging all the jokes at the next BBQ! 😉
Clever Pulled Pork Puns – Top Picks
- Pulled pork: The mane event! 🍖🏆
- Having a bad hair day? Try pulled pork! 😠➡️🐷
- This pulled pork is tearable! 🤤😭
- Don’t hog the pulled pork! 🐷🙅♂️
- Sorry, I can’t talk right now. Eating pulled pork. 🤫🍖
- Pulled pork: It’s what’s for dinner… and lunch! 🕑🐷
- Feeling pulled in all directions? Have some pulled pork. 🤯➡️😌
- Life is short, eat more pulled pork. ⏳🐷
- You had me at pulled pork. 😍🍖
- Pulled pork: So good, it’s criminal! 👮♂️🐷
- Warning: May cause excessive drooling. 🤤⚠️
- I’m not always a foodie, but when I am, I choose pulled pork. 😎🐷
- Keep calm and eat pulled pork. 🧘♀️🍖
- Pulled pork: You can’t just have one bite. ☝️🚫🐷
- Forget the gym, pass the pulled pork! 💪➡️🐷

Top Pulled Pork Jokes – Best Picks
- Why don’t they serve pulled pork in fancy restaurants? It’s considered déclass-ified!
- I met a pig who does CrossFit… Now he makes gains as pulled pork!
- A guy walks into a BBQ joint and says, “I’m really feeling pulled pork today.” The server replies, “Well, that’s just hogwash! We have ribs, brisket…”
- My friend claims his pulled pork recipe is unforgettable. I told him, “That’s a pretty bold slaw-tement!”
- What’s a pulled pork sandwich’s favorite song? “Anything by The Black Keys…because I love that BBQ sauce!”
- I tried to write a song about pulled pork, but it got out of control. It turned into a 12-barbeque suite!
- Why did the pulled pork get lost on its way to the picnic? It took a wrong turn at the slaw-fork in the road!
- What do you call a pig that’s always winning staring contests? Pork Chop! (Because he’s got pulled pork eyes!)
- Why don’t they play poker in the pig pen? Too many hogs and no one can tell the difference between a straight flush and pulled pork!
- Why is pulled pork so messy? Because it’s always hogging the sauce!
- I tried to make pulled pork in the slow cooker, but I think I left it in too long… Now it’s just pulled.
- My friend said his pulled pork recipe was award-winning. Turns out, it was just a blue-ribbon sow-rce!
- Why did the barbecue chef retire? He was tired of the pig deal!
Funny Pulled Pork One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Pulled Pork Jokes
- I tried to make pulled pork in the slow cooker, but it just sat there. Guess it wasn’t motivated.
- What do you call a pig that does CrossFit? Pulled pork in training.
- I tried to impress my date by making pulled pork from scratch, but I think I pulled a ham-string.
- Never ask a pig to make pulled pork. It’s a conflict of interest.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a comedian? Pulled pork that’s smokin’ hot!
- My attempt at pulled pork was a total disaster. Turns out, I pulled a “burnt” instead of a “pork.”
- I told my friend his pulled pork was dry. He said, “Don’t be saucy.”
- I went to a pulled pork competition and asked for the most tender meat. The guy just pointed at a baby pig and whispered, “That one.”
- Always handle pulled pork with care. It’s already been through enough.
- I’m thinking about starting a dating app for BBQ lovers called “Pulled Together.”
- My doctor told me to cut back on red meat, so now I eat my pulled pork with a green salad… for camouflage.
- What did the pig say when it was asked to star in a BBQ commercial? “Sure, I’m feeling kinda pulled pork today.”
- My vegan friend tried my pulled pork. He said, “I can’t believe it’s not plant-based!”
- You know you’ve had too much pulled pork when you start oinking in your sleep.
- I tried to pay for my pulled pork sandwich with a credit card. The cashier said, “Sorry, we only accept boar-ing payment methods.”
Pulled Pork QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Pulled Pork
- Q: Why did the pulled pork blush? A: It saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What’s a pulled pork sandwich’s favorite dance move? A: The slow roast and twirl!
- Q: Why did the pulled pork get in trouble at school? A: It kept hogging all the barbecue sauce!
- Q: What’s a pulled pork’s favorite type of music? A: Anything with a good beat and a smoky bassline!
- Q: Did you hear about the pulled pork that opened a gym? A: It’s called “Swine & Dine.”
- Q: What do you call a pulled pork sandwich that’s been in a fight? A: A tender-loin-er!
- Q: How did the pulled pork win the cooking competition? A: It was seasoned to perfection!
- Q: Why don’t they let pulled pork sandwiches join the circus? A: They hog the spotlight!
- Q: Did you hear about the pulled pork that ran a marathon? A: It hit the wall at mile 20, but it still finished strong!
- Q: What’s a pulled pork’s favorite movie? A: Lord of the Rinds!
- Q: Why was the pulled pork sandwich feeling anxious? A: It was having a BBQ identity crisis!
- Q: What did the pulled pork say to the bun? A: “Hey bun, let’s get together – we make a great pair!”
- Q: What do you call a vegetarian who secretly craves pulled pork? A: A pork-tender heart!
Dad Jokes About Pulled Pork: Pun-Filled Quips
- Pulled pork: It’s what’s for dinner… unless it’s gone. Then it’s what was for dinner.
- This pulled pork is amazing! What did you season it with? … Patience, my child, patience.
- You can’t rush perfection… unless we’re talking about pulling that pork off the grill, then RUN!
- My son told me he wanted “all the pulled pork in the world.” I said, “Greedy much? That’s hogwash!”
- I tried to make pulled pork with barbecue sauce… but I think I used too much glue. It’s stuck!
- Don’t worry, honey, I didn’t burn the pulled pork. It’s just got a little char-acter.
- What do you call a dishonest pulled pork sandwich? A ham-burger.
- This smoker is working overtime on this pulled pork. It’s really bringing home the bacon… or should I say, pork?
- I tried to write a song about pulled pork, but I couldn’t find a good melody to swine it to.
- My wife asked me to pick up some barbecue sauce on my way home, I said, “Slow down, honey, let’s not hog all the fun!”
- What’s a pig’s favorite type of music? Anything BUT slow jams… unless it involves pulled pork.
- This pulled pork is selling like hotcakes… well, if hotcakes were delicious, smoky, and made of pig.
Pulled Pork Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why don’t they serve pulled pork on a boat? It’s too ship-wreck-lish!
- What’s a pig’s favorite dance move? The Pulled Pork-a!
- What did the pulled pork say to the bun? “Let’s get this party started!”
- How did the pig get to the pulled pork competition? He hogged the carpool!
- What do you call a messy eater’s pulled pork sandwich? A sauce-picious situation!
- Why did the pulled pork blush? It saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a pig who’s a football fan? A pulled pork-erbacker!
- How does a pig say “Excuse me”? “Oink, pardon my pulled pork!”
- What’s a pig’s favorite board game? Guess Who? (Because they love pulled pork-traits!)
- What do you call a lazy pig? A couch pork-tato!
- Why didn’t the pig win the race? He pulled a ham-string!
- What do you call a pig comedian? A real rib-tickler!
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a cactus? I don’t know, but it would be a slow pork-cupine!
- Where do pigs park their cars? The porking lot!
- What does a pig detective say? “That’s an interesting clue, I’ll have to hog-tie it to the case!”
Pulled Pork Jokes and Puns for Elders
- Why did the elder refuse the pulled pork sandwich? “At my age, honey, I’ve earned the right to a sit-down meal.”
- Ever notice how popular pulled pork is getting? It’s like the retirement community suddenly discovered CrossFit. They’re all about that “low and slow” life.
- My doctor told me to eat more fiber. So I put pulled pork on my bran muffin. I call it “rebellion with a side of heartburn”.
- Went to a BBQ joint that claimed their pulled pork was “life-changing.” Wasn’t wrong, I need new pants now.
- I tried to make pulled pork in the Instant Pot. Turned out more like “rushed pig.” Still tasty, though.
- Dating a chef who specializes in pulled pork is great. Until you realize all your dates are at the same restaurant.
- You know you’re getting old when the highlight of your week is a sale on pulled pork. And they say money can’t buy happiness…
- My grandkids are impressed by my phone’s camera. Little do they know, I just learned how to use the zoom feature to get a closer look at the pulled pork at the deli counter.
- Saw a sign that said, “Pulled Pork: So Good, It’ll Make You Slap Your Mama.” I’d rather just slap the person who used up all the wet wipes after eating it.
- My secret to amazing pulled pork? Patience, the right spices…and threatening the meat with a microwave if it doesn’t get tender.
- I told my wife I was going out for “pulled pork research.” She just rolled her eyes and asked if I needed more napkins.
- Remember when we used to stay up all night partying? Now we stay up all night digesting pulled pork.
- Pulled pork is my love language. And by “love language”, I mean “I made enough for everyone, so you better eat it.”
- Retirement is all about the simple pleasures. Like finally having the time to perfect your pulled pork recipe.
Pulled Pork Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Just saw a pig walking backwards. I said, “Hey! What are you doing?!” He goes, “Making pulled pork, what does it look like?”
- You can’t rush perfection… unless we’re talking about pulled pork. Then, rush it to my plate! 🔥
- Did you hear about the pig who won an award for his pulled pork? They gave him a “Pullet-zer” Prize! 🏆
- I’m starting a petition to rename pulled pork to “shredded pig hug.” Who’s signing? ✍️
- My love for pulled pork is real… and by real, I mean I could eat it for every meal. 🤤
- “Honey, I think I overcooked the pulled pork.” “Nah, I think you mean you ‘pork-fected’ it!” 😉
- Me trying to resist the pulled pork at a BBQ: “I can’t, I shouldn’t.” My stomach: “Do it.” 😈
- Pulled pork is my love language. What’s yours? ❤️
- What do you call a pig that’s really good at poker? A “pulled pork”er champion! 😎
- “What’s your favorite type of music?” “Anything but slow jams… unless it’s a slow jam on how to make pulled pork.” 🎵
- I don’t always eat pulled pork… Just kidding, yes I do. 🐷
- Relationship status: deeply, madly, passionately in love with pulled pork. 💕
- They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy pulled pork, and that’s basically the same thing. 💯
- My therapist told me to find something that brings me joy… so I’m going to go stare at a smoker full of pulled pork. 😌