106+ Asl Jokes & Puns: You’ll Sign for More!
👋 Get ready to laugh your sign off because you’ve stumbled upon the best list of ASL jokes and puns! 😂 This collection is perfect for kids and adults alike, with clever wordplay and humor that’ll tickle your funny bone. 💯 We’ve got signs you’re going to love these puns – they’re just too good to resist. 🤣 Get ready to “sign” your name to a laughing fit! ✍️
Clever Asl Puns – Top Picks
Feeling ASL (awesome) at sign language!
ASL me anything! (wink)
This outfit is very… ASL (ask later).
My ASL skills? Very “sign”-ificant!
Don’t be ASL (a slow learner), learn sign language!
ASL me about it later – I gotta sign! (busy)
My love for you is ASL (as big as life)!
Learning ASL? It’s a hand up in life!
Wedding vows in ASL? Talk about “signing” your life away!
Need to win an argument? Use ASL – it’s “un-sign-able”!
ASL: Actions speak louder than words. Literally.
Don’t be ASL (a scaredy-cat), try sign language!
ASL: The only time it’s OK to talk with your hands.
Top Asl Jokes – Best Picks
Why don’t they play poker in the ASL club? Too many people signing their tells!
I tried to learn ASL online, but it kept freezing. Turns out, I had a bad connection.
You know you’ve been signing too long when: Your dreams are in subtitles.
Why was the ASL student looking at the dictionary with a frown? He was looking for the synonym for “synonym.”
What’s an ASL interpreter’s favorite type of candy? Signers Mints!
ASL: It’s not just for the hearing impaired… …it’s for anyone who wants to talk with their hands full!
Why did the ASL student get sent to the principal’s office? He was caught using too much “sign” language.
How do you compliment a deaf chef? Say their food is “signing!”
Never argue with an ASL interpreter. They always have the last sign.
My friend said he wanted to learn ASL so he could understand his dreams better. I told him he should focus on interpreting his sleep-signing first.
Funny Asl One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Asl Jokes
I tried to explain to someone that ASL is incredibly complex… they just went, “Yeah, right.”
Did you hear about the ASL interpreter who got arrested? Apparently, he was signing sealed documents.
Someone asked me if I knew ASL… I said, “Yeah, it’s a piece of cake!”
I’m starting to think my friend is fluent in sarcasm, not ASL. They just signed “Good job” after I tripped and fell.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo who knows ASL? Pouch potato.
My ASL skills are so good, I can communicate with my hands tied behind my back. It’s a gift.
You know you’ve been studying ASL too long when your dreams start having subtitles.
Why did the ASL student get a bad grade on their history exam? They signed the wrong date for the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
I tried to have a philosophical debate using only ASL… it got really hand-y.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And they can sign about it in ASL.
What do you get when you combine ASL and a game of charades? A silent disco.
Learning ASL: It’s all fun and games until someone starts signing about their feelings.
I’m opening a bakery for deaf customers. It’s called “Donut Speak.”
Asl QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Asl
Q: What did the right hand say to the left hand when they mastered ASL? A: We did it! High five!
Q: Why don’t they play poker in the ASL classroom? A: Too many people would get a “read” on the others!
Q: How do you tell someone “ASL” in sign language? A: Just sign “ASL”! (It’s like saying “ATM machine” – it’s already covered!)
Q: Why was the ASL student embarrassed? A: They accidentally signed “I love you” when they meant “I like you”. Talk about mixed signals!
Q: What’s an ASL teacher’s favorite snack? A: Hand pies!
Q: Where do ASL students go to have a good time? A: A sign-along!
Q: What do you call an ASL interpreter who’s always in trouble? A: A sign of the times.
Q: Why did the ASL student fail their history test? A: They kept mixing up the signs for “Caesar” and “pizza”.
Q: What’s an ASL student’s favorite type of candy? A: Signers!
Q: Why don’t they have a designated nap time in ASL class? A: Everyone would fall asleep too easily – they’d be mesmerized by all the hand gestures!
Q: What’s an ASL student’s favorite Shakespeare play? A: The Taming of the Shrewd Hands!
Dad Jokes About Asl: Pun-Filled Quips
Did you hear about the ASL interpreter who got fired? Apparently, they weren’t very hand-some.
I saw an ASL interpreter drop his phone. He made a real missed call.
My friend said I should learn ASL. I told him, “Sounds like a good sign!”
ASL is becoming quite the popular language. It’s spreading like wildfire!
Never argue with an ASL interpreter. They’ll always have the last sign.
I saw someone signing the alphabet backwards. I asked them, “What’s up with that?!”
Want to know my favorite letter in ASL? It’s “B”!
An ASL interpreter walks into a bar and orders a drink. He signs for the tab, and the bartender says, “Hey, we have the same kind of humor!”
Why don’t they have ASL in school for sharks? Because they only sign in schools!
What’s an ASL interpreter’s favorite snack? Hand fruit.
Why did the ASL student fail their test? They didn’t study their signs!
You know, I used to sign in a choir. Turns out I was always off-key.
To communicate with my friend who is hard of hearing, I learned to speak in sign language. That relationship definitely took a turn for the better!
Don’t rely on telepathy to talk to those who use ASL. It’s better to be safe than sigh-lent.
Asl Jokes and Puns for Kids
Why did the ASL student get a perfect score on their test? Because they knew the signs!
What do you call an alligator who knows sign language? An ASL-igator!
What’s a snake’s favorite letter in sign language? “S” – it looks like a slither!
Why don’t they play hide-and-seek in ASL class? Because good signers are always easy to spot!
What’s a bird’s favorite thing to learn in ASL class? The signs for “worm” and “seed”!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? ASL. ASL who? ASL you later, I’ve gotta’ run!
What did the left hand say to the right hand during ASL class? “Hey, this is handy!”
Where can you find an ASL dictionary? Right beside the “sign” language books!
Why was the ASL student so tired after class? Because signing can be ex-haust-ing! (Sign “exhaust” for added silliness)
What do you call a bear who’s really good at ASL? A paw-some signer!
Why is ASL so expressive? Because it’s full of hand-some gestures!
How can you tell if someone is signing in their sleep? They’re making “zzz” signs! (Wiggle fingers in the air for effect)
What do you learn on the first day of ASL class? How to say “hello” without making a peep!
What’s a cat’s favorite way to communicate? By using meow-gic sign language!
Why is learning ASL so much fun? Because you get to use your hands to talk!
Asl Jokes and Puns for Elders
Me: Trying online dating, looking for someone who knows ASL. Friend: How’s it going? Me: It’s a long story, but I met someone really hand-some!
My grandma joined a dating site for seniors. It asked for her ASL. She responded, “I hope it’s not too loud in here, dear, I left my hearing aids at home!”
Why did the senior citizen refuse to use sign language in the library? He thought it was too “sign-language prohibitive!”
Dating after 60 is like learning ASL… you need a lot of patience, a good sense of humor, and sometimes you just have to wing it!
I joined a senior dating site. In the ASL section, I put “fantastic… for my age!”
My grandma’s new boyfriend keeps signing “I love you” whenever they play bingo. Pretty sure he’s just trying to cheat and distract her!
Why don’t they have speed dating for seniors who use ASL? It would just turn into a game of charades really fast!
My grandpa says learning ASL keeps his mind sharp. He’s already fluent in “Where’s the remote?” and “Turn that darn music down!”
I told my grandma I met someone special at my ASL class. She said, “That’s wonderful, dear! What’s their age, sign?”
Dating profile: Active senior, loves to travel, fluent in sarcasm and ASL… though my kids might argue about the ASL part!
Retirement home activities are getting out of hand. Apparently, “competitive ASL Scrabble” is a thing now.
My doctor told me to take up a new language to keep my brain young. So far, the only new phrase I’ve mastered in ASL is “Will this affect my Medicare coverage?”
Asl Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
Someone asking for my “ASL” online…bro, I just need a nap, not Advanced Squad Leader tactics.
When you accidentally type “asl” instead of “also” and suddenly everyone thinks you’re stuck in 2005. #MillennialProblems
Dating app bios be like: “6’2 if you count my student loans” …can someone bring back asking “asl” instead? At least that was honest.
Me pretending to know what “asl” means because I don’t want to reveal my age online 💀
“Asl?” More like “TMI” when it comes to some of the bios I see on these dating apps.
You know you’re old when you read “asl” and immediately think age/sex/location, NOT American Sign Language. 👵
Me trying to explain to my Gen Z friend that “asl” was once a thing: “So basically, it was like sliding into DMs before sliding was invented.”
Found out someone thought “asl” meant “as seen live” …now that’s a plot twist I wasn’t expecting.
When you’re in a Discord server and someone drops an “asl” unironically…vintage vibes only.
Forget “asl,” now I wanna know your Myers-Briggs, enneagram, and astrological sign before we even say hi. #OverthinkingDating
“Asl” is back, but this time it stands for “are you still listening?” Because let’s be real, nobody’s attention span can handle a full bio anymore.
My therapist asked me what comes to mind when I hear “connection.” I said “56k modem.” Am I showing my age? #DialUpDays #AslForReal
New rule: If your dating app bio says “I’m just here for the dog pics,” you have to start every conversation with “asl.” It’s only fair.
Remember AIM profiles? Good times. Now excuse me while I go adjust my away message and pretend “asl” is still socially acceptable. ✌️
