106+ Asl Jokes & Puns: You’ll Sign for More!
π Get ready to laugh your sign off because you’ve stumbled upon the best list of ASL jokes and puns! π This collection is perfect for kids and adults alike, with clever wordplay and humor that’ll tickle your funny bone. π― We’ve got signs you’re going to love these puns – they’re just too good to resist. π€£ Get ready to “sign” your name to a laughing fit! βοΈ
Clever Asl Puns – Top Picks
- Feeling ASL (awesome) at sign language!
- ASL me anything! (wink)
- This outfit is very… ASL (ask later).
- My ASL skills? Very “sign”-ificant!
- Don’t be ASL (a slow learner), learn sign language!
- ASL me about it later – I gotta sign! (busy)
- My love for you is ASL (as big as life)!
- Learning ASL? It’s a hand up in life!
- Wedding vows in ASL? Talk about “signing” your life away!
- Need to win an argument? Use ASL – it’s “un-sign-able”!
- ASL: Actions speak louder than words. Literally.
- Don’t be ASL (a scaredy-cat), try sign language!
- ASL: The only time it’s OK to talk with your hands.
Top Asl Jokes – Best Picks
- Why don’t they play poker in the ASL club? Too many people signing their tells!
- I tried to learn ASL online, but it kept freezing. Turns out, I had a bad connection.
- My friend said learning ASL is a piece of cake. It’s obviously not, it’s finger spelling!
- You know you’ve been signing too long when: Your dreams are in subtitles.
- Why was the ASL student looking at the dictionary with a frown? He was looking for the synonym for “synonym.”
- What’s an ASL interpreter’s favorite type of candy? Signers Mints!
- ASL: Itβs not just for the hearing impairedβ¦ β¦itβs for anyone who wants to talk with their hands full!
- Why did the ASL student get sent to the principal’s office? He was caught using too much “sign” language.
- How do you compliment a deaf chef? Say their food is “signing!”
- Never argue with an ASL interpreter. They always have the last sign.
- My friend said he wanted to learn ASL so he could understand his dreams better. I told him he should focus on interpreting his sleep-signing first.
- What’s an ASL interpreter’s favorite board game? Charades, of course!
Funny Asl One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Asl Jokes
- I tried to explain to someone that ASL is incredibly complex… they just went, “Yeah, right.”
- Did you hear about the ASL interpreter who got arrested? Apparently, he was signing sealed documents.
- Someone asked me if I knew ASL… I said, “Yeah, it’s a piece of cake!”
- I’m starting to think my friend is fluent in sarcasm, not ASL. They just signed “Good job” after I tripped and fell.
- I told my friend I was fluent in ASL. They asked me to sign “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”… I just signed back “Woof.”
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo who knows ASL? Pouch potato.
- My ASL skills are so good, I can communicate with my hands tied behind my back. Itβs a gift.
- You know you’ve been studying ASL too long when your dreams start having subtitles.
- Why did the ASL student get a bad grade on their history exam? They signed the wrong date for the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
- I tried to have a philosophical debate using only ASL… it got really hand-y.
- Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And they can sign about it in ASL.
- An ASL interpreter walks into a bar … and orders a beer using only their left hand. The bartender says, βHey, I need to see some ID!β
- What do you get when you combine ASL and a game of charades? A silent disco.
- Learning ASL: Itβs all fun and games until someone starts signing about their feelings.
- I’m opening a bakery for deaf customers. It’s called “Donut Speak.”
Asl QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Asl
- Q: What did the right hand say to the left hand when they mastered ASL? A: We did it! High five!
- Q: Why don’t they play poker in the ASL classroom? A: Too many people would get a “read” on the others!
- Q: How do you tell someone “ASL” in sign language? A: Just sign “ASL”! (It’s like saying “ATM machine” – it’s already covered!)
- Q: Why was the ASL student embarrassed? A: They accidentally signed “I love you” when they meant “I like you”. Talk about mixed signals!
- Q: What’s an ASL teacher’s favorite snack? A: Hand pies!
- Q: Where do ASL students go to have a good time? A: A sign-along!
- Q: What do you call an ASL interpreter who’s always in trouble? A: A sign of the times.
- Q: Why did the ASL student fail their history test? A: They kept mixing up the signs for “Caesar” and “pizza”.
- Q: What’s an ASL student’s favorite type of candy? A: Signers!
- Q: Why don’t they have a designated nap time in ASL class? A: Everyone would fall asleep too easily β they’d be mesmerized by all the hand gestures!
- Q: What’s an ASL student’s favorite Shakespeare play? A: The Taming of the Shrewd Hands!
Dad Jokes About Asl: Pun-Filled Quips
- Did you hear about the ASL interpreter who got fired? Apparently, they weren’t very hand-some.
- I saw an ASL interpreter drop his phone. He made a real missed call.
- My friend said I should learn ASL. I told him, βSounds like a good sign!β
- ASL is becoming quite the popular language. It’s spreading like wildfire!
- Never argue with an ASL interpreter. They’ll always have the last sign.
- I saw someone signing the alphabet backwards. I asked them, βWhatβs up with that?!β
- Want to know my favorite letter in ASL? Itβs βBβ!
- An ASL interpreter walks into a bar and orders a drink. He signs for the tab, and the bartender says, “Hey, we have the same kind of humor!”
- Why donβt they have ASL in school for sharks? Because they only sign in schools!
- What’s an ASL interpreter’s favorite snack? Hand fruit.
- Why did the ASL student fail their test? They didn’t study their signs!
- You know, I used to sign in a choir. Turns out I was always off-key.
- To communicate with my friend who is hard of hearing, I learned to speak in sign language. That relationship definitely took a turn for the better!
- Don’t rely on telepathy to talk to those who use ASL. It’s better to be safe than sigh-lent.
Asl Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the ASL student get a perfect score on their test? Because they knew the signs!
- What do you call an alligator who knows sign language? An ASL-igator!
- What’s a snake’s favorite letter in sign language? “S” – it looks like a slither!
- Why don’t they play hide-and-seek in ASL class? Because good signers are always easy to spot!
- What’s a bird’s favorite thing to learn in ASL class? The signs for “worm” and “seed”!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? ASL. ASL who? ASL you later, I’ve gotta’ run!
- What did the left hand say to the right hand during ASL class? “Hey, this is handy!”
- Where can you find an ASL dictionary? Right beside the “sign” language books!
- Why was the ASL student so tired after class? Because signing can be ex-haust-ing! (Sign “exhaust” for added silliness)
- What do you call a bear who’s really good at ASL? A paw-some signer!
- Why is ASL so expressive? Because it’s full of hand-some gestures!
- How can you tell if someone is signing in their sleep? They’re making “zzz” signs! (Wiggle fingers in the air for effect)
- What do you learn on the first day of ASL class? How to say “hello” without making a peep!
- What’s a cat’s favorite way to communicate? By using meow-gic sign language!
- Why is learning ASL so much fun? Because you get to use your hands to talk!
Asl Jokes and Puns for Elders
- Me: Trying online dating, looking for someone who knows ASL. Friend: How’s it going? Me: It’s a long story, but I met someone really hand-some!
- My grandma joined a dating site for seniors. It asked for her ASL. She responded, “I hope it’s not too loud in here, dear, I left my hearing aids at home!”
- Why did the senior citizen refuse to use sign language in the library? He thought it was too “sign-language prohibitive!”
- Dating after 60 is like learning ASL… you need a lot of patience, a good sense of humor, and sometimes you just have to wing it!
- I joined a senior dating site. In the ASL section, I put “fantastic… for my age!”
- My grandpa met his new girlfriend online. He said, “She misunderstood the ‘ASL’ prompt and sent me her actual shoe size! We laughed about it for weeks.”
- My grandma’s new boyfriend keeps signing “I love you” whenever they play bingo. Pretty sure he’s just trying to cheat and distract her!
- Why don’t they have speed dating for seniors who use ASL? It would just turn into a game of charades really fast!
- My grandpa says learning ASL keeps his mind sharp. He’s already fluent in “Where’s the remote?” and “Turn that darn music down!”
- I told my grandma I met someone special at my ASL class. She said, “That’s wonderful, dear! What’s their age, sign?”
- Dating profile: Active senior, loves to travel, fluent in sarcasm and ASL… though my kids might argue about the ASL part!
- You know you’re getting old when your idea of a hot date is someone who knows the ASL for “early bird special.”
- Retirement home activities are getting out of hand. Apparently, “competitive ASL Scrabble” is a thing now.
- My doctor told me to take up a new language to keep my brain young. So far, the only new phrase I’ve mastered in ASL is “Will this affect my Medicare coverage?”
Asl Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Someone asking for my “ASL” online…bro, I just need a nap, not Advanced Squad Leader tactics.
- When you accidentally type “asl” instead of “also” and suddenly everyone thinks you’re stuck in 2005. #MillennialProblems
- Dating app bios be like: “6’2 if you count my student loans” …can someone bring back asking “asl” instead? At least that was honest.
- Me pretending to know what “asl” means because I don’t want to reveal my age online π
- “Asl?” More like “TMI” when it comes to some of the bios I see on these dating apps.
- You know you’re old when you read “asl” and immediately think age/sex/location, NOT American Sign Language. π΅
- Me trying to explain to my Gen Z friend that “asl” was once a thing: “So basically, it was like sliding into DMs before sliding was invented.”
- Found out someone thought “asl” meant “as seen live” …now that’s a plot twist I wasn’t expecting.
- When you’re in a Discord server and someone drops an “asl” unironically…vintage vibes only.
- Forget “asl,” now I wanna know your Myers-Briggs, enneagram, and astrological sign before we even say hi. #OverthinkingDating
- “Asl” is back, but this time it stands for “are you still listening?” Because let’s be real, nobody’s attention span can handle a full bio anymore.
- My therapist asked me what comes to mind when I hear “connection.” I said “56k modem.” Am I showing my age? #DialUpDays #AslForReal
- New rule: If your dating app bio says “I’m just here for the dog pics,” you have to start every conversation with “asl.” It’s only fair.
- Remember AIM profiles? Good times. Now excuse me while I go adjust my away message and pretend “asl” is still socially acceptable. βοΈ