92+ Kpop Jokes & Puns: You Otter Stan These!
👋 Annyeonghaseyo, fellow K-Pop stans! 😂 Are you ready for a dose of laughter that’s smoother than BTS’ dance moves and brighter than BLACKPINK’s lightsticks? ✨ Get ready for the ultimate list of K-Pop jokes and puns that are guaranteed to make you LOL! 🎤 Whether you’re a seasoned stan or a newbie just discovering the magic of K-Pop, this collection of clever wordplay and funny anecdotes is perfect for kids and adults alike. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian because these jokes are all killer no filler! 😉
Top Kpop Jokes – Best Picks
Why are Kpop groups always so bright and sunny? They’re always bringing the Seoul-ar power!
What do you get if you combine TWICE and BLACKPINK? Probably the most epic staring contest the world has ever seen.
Why don’t Kpop idols ever get lost? Because their careers are always on the right track!
How do you greet a Kpop idol from BIGBANG? “Was-sup, G-Dragon?”
Why did the Kpop song get lost in the woods? It took the wrong turn on the stream!
How do you fix a broken Kpop record? With a little bit of EXO-C-ment!
What’s a Kpop idol’s favorite type of tea? Anything served with BTS-cuits!
What kind of weather do they have at Kpop concerts? It’s always SUNMI!
Why are Kpop concert tickets so expensive? Have you seen the choreography? That stuff’s not easy!
How long does it take to become a Kpop star? TWICE as long as you think!
Why is it so easy to understand Kpop lyrics? They’re always written in plain Kpoplish!
Clever Kpop Puns – Best Picks
“I’m so into Kpop, I could listen to it 24/7.” “Shouldn’t be hard, there’s always a new comeback happening.”
What do you get when you combine Kpop and escape rooms? Kpop-locked!
I tried to explain Kpop to my friend… they just don’t get it. Guess you could say they’re Kpop- clueless.
What do you call a Kpop star who loves solving mysteries? An Idol Detective, case Klosed!
I just spent my entire paycheck on Kpop albums. My bank account is looking a little… Kpop-timistic.
Someone stole my BTS album! This is Kpop-strous!
“I want to start listening to Kpop but I don’t know where to begin!” “Don’t worry, it’s as easy as Kpop, two step!”
Feeling a little sad? Just listen to some Kpop, it’s an instant mood Kpop-er-upper!
I love listening to Kpop while I work out. It really helps me Kpop to it!
What do you call a Kpop fan who’s always happy? Kpop-timistic!
I’m so obsessed with Kpop, you could say I’m Kpoped on it.
What’s a Kpop star’s favorite type of coffee? Kpop-uccino!
Why are Kpop idols such good liars? They’re experts at hiding their dating lives. It’s all very hush-Kpop!
I can’t believe how much my Kpop albums cost, I need to find a new hobby… said no one, Kpop!
Breaking News: Local Kpop fan found sleeping after staying up all night for a comeback. More at 11, Kpop-edly they’ll be tired again tomorrow.
Funny Kpop One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Kpop Jokes
What do you call a Kpop fan who’s always cold? An ultimate bias-icles.
I tried to explain Kpop to my friend, but I think I went a little over their fandom.
Kpop fans are easy to shop for… just get them anything with their bias on it, bias, bias.
Someone asked me if I knew any Kpop trivia. I said, “Idol, I do!”
I used to be a huge Kpop fan… I guess you could say I was Seoul-ed out.
That new Kpop group is really creating a buzz… they must have good bee-sides.
What do you call it when your favorite Kpop group comes to town? A Seoul-ful event.
I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to think about buying Kpop merch… guess you can say I’m fandom-less.
My love for Kpop is like a lightstick… bright and never fades.
Kpop idols are like albums… they always have a good side A and side B.
Never ask a Kpop fan who their favorite group is. You’ll be there all day while they name all 12 members.
Kpop fans are great at streaming… especially when it comes to tears during a comeback.
My non-Kpop friend asked me why I was crying over a music show win… I told them they wouldn’t understand… it’s a fandom thing.
Kpop QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Kpop
Q: What do you call a Kpop fan who’s always getting into trouble? A: A K-pop-arazzi!
Q: Why did the Kpop star bring a ladder to the concert? A: They wanted to reach their “high notes”!
Q: What do you call a Kpop group that’s always getting lost? A: GPS-ey!
Q: Why are Kpop idols such good athletes? A: They’re always doing comebacks!
Q: Why did the Kpop group break up? A: They couldn’t find their “harmony”!
Q: What do you call a sleepy Kpop fan? A: A K-nap-per!
Q: Did you hear about the Kpop star who became a chef? A: He’s known for his killer “kimchi jiggae”!
Q: Why don’t Kpop idols ever get lost in the woods? A: Too many “fan”-trees!
Q: What did the Kpop fan say to the idol who was feeling down? A: “Don’t worry, it’s just a ‘phase’!
Q: What’s a Kpop star’s favorite drink? A: Anything with “Seoul”!
Q: Why do Kpop groups have so many members? A: More voices to hit those “high notes”!
Q: What position does a ghost have in a Kpop group? A: The “phantom” vocalist!
Q: What do you call a Kpop group with incredible stage presence? A: “Stage Kings” and “Stage Queens”!
Q: Why did the Kpop fan bring a flashlight to the concert? A: They heard the group was “lit”!
Q: What do you get when you combine Kpop and bubblegum? A: “Pop”-tastic tunes that stick with you!
Dad Jokes About Kpop: Pun-Filled Quips
I wanted to surprise my daughter with tickets to a Kpop concert, but they sold out. It was a BTS-aster.
Why don’t Kpop stars ever get lost? They have many fans to direct them!
Someone asked me what genre of music I hated the most. I said “Kpop.” They asked why. I said, “I just don’t get the Apink of it.”
I tried to order BLACKPINK merchandise online, but the website said it was “out of stock.” How can they run out of BLACKPINK? Shouldn’t there be, like, fifty shades of it?
I tried to learn all the Kpop group names, but it’s too much. There’s EXO, GOT7, SEVENTEEN… It’s absolute NCT! (Insanity!)
Why don’t Kpop fans ever get cold at night? They sleep under a blanket of stars!
My wife asked me to name a famous Kpop group. I said, “Uh… Backstreet Boys?” She sighed and said, “That’s not even close.” I said, “Well, at least I tried. EXO me for trying!”
I used to think Kpop was just about the music… Boy was I RED VELVET wrong!
My son just became a Kpop choreographer. Now he’s always telling me to Super Junior!
Why don’t they play poker at Kpop concerts? Because everyone would have TWICE the fun!
I finally got my hands on some Kpop merchandise, but the shirt was too big. Guess I’ll have to get a smaller (s)size!
I joined a Kpop fan club, but it was too much drama. I guess you could say I’m just not cut out for that Idol life.
I tried to write a Kpop song, but it turns out I’m not very LYRICALly gifted.
What do you call a Kpop star who loves to eat? A Seoul food connoisseur!
My daughter dragged me to five Kpop concerts last month. I have to admit, I’m starting to become a fan, but don’t tell her. It’s our little SECRET NUMBER.
Kpop Jokes and Puns for Kids
What do you call a K-Pop star who’s always getting lost? A Wandering Seoul!
Why did the K-Pop group disband when they got to the beach? They were too Seasoneon! 👋
My friend said K-Pop is just noise, so I gave them a Seoul-ful look.* 🤫 …What? It’s a catchy tune! 🎶
Why don’t K-Pop stars like playing hide-and-seek in South Korea? Because they’re Seoul easy to find! 🤩
What music genre do K-Pop idols listen to in spring? K-Bloom! 🌸
Where do K-Pop groups go when they need to practice dancing in secret? A Seoul-o rehearsal room! 🤫
Why did the music producer go to South Korea? To find the next K-Pop idol, of course! They heard there’s talent on every Seoul!
My little sister is obsessed with K-Pop! It’s all she listens to and talks about. I guess you could say she’s Seoul-ly invested! 😂
You know you’re a true K-Pop fan when… … your heart does a little skip and a beat! 💓💓
How do you make a K-Pop group disappear? Just yell “Snack time!” 💨💨
What do you call a K-Pop star who can solve any mystery? An Idol Detective! 🕵️♀️
Why are K-Pop stars so good at math? Because they know how to multiply their fans’ happiness! ✨😊
What’s a K-Pop star’s favorite type of weather? Anything with SONshine! 😎☀️
What do you call a K-Pop group that plays instruments made of ice? Blackpink…just kidding! That was a slip-up! 😜
Kpop Jokes and Puns for Elders
I told my grandkids I wanted to start a K-Pop band called “The Senior Moments…” They said, “Grandpa, that’s so yesterday. You should call it ‘BTS: Beyond Their Seventies’!”
My doctor said I need more potassium in my diet. Guess I’ll just listen to K-Pop all day.
What’s the difference between a K-Pop star and my dentures? My dentures don’t have a million fans screaming every time they come out.
My grandson tried to explain K-Pop to me. Apparently, it’s all about… nevermind, I fell asleep halfway through the word “bias.”
Why are K-Pop fans so good at gardening? They know how to raise a fandom!
You know you’re getting old when… “stanning” has nothing to do with the former Soviet republic.
What’s the difference between a K-Pop idol and a fine wine? One gets better with age, the other is constantly being replaced by a younger model.
My friend said I’m too old to like K-Pop. I told her, “Age is just a concept, unlike your bias list, which changes every comeback!”
I tried to learn a K-Pop dance routine. Let’s just say my hip-hop became a hip-pop.
K-Pop is like a good pension plan: I didn’t get it at first, but everyone keeps telling me it’s a good investment.
What do you call a K-Pop star who moonlights as a chef? A Bibim-bop Idol!
My friend said she only listens to “real music,” not like that “K-Pop stuff.” I said, “Oh honey, wait till you hear about my arthritis.”
What did the doctor say to the K-Pop fan who hurt their voice singing along? Looks like you’ve got a bad case of laryngitis, oppa!
I tried to explain streaming parties to my bridge club… let’s just say they were more interested in the snacks.
Forget retirement, I’m starting my own K-Pop agency. I hear there’s a lot of money in “noona fans.”
Kpop Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
What do you call a K-Pop group’s biggest fear? A stan-doff. 🎤💀
I tried to explain K-Pop to my friend… I guess you could say it went over like a lead rapper trying aegyo. 🙈
My bank account after buying concert tickets, albums, AND lightsticks? Yeah, that’s what you call a kpopcalypse. 💸😭
I’m not saying I’m obsessed with K-Pop, but I just learned Korean and now I understand what my bias is actually saying in Vlives…without subtitles. Who needs sleep? 😴🤨
Someone asked me what K-Pop groups I stan…I told them, “I can’t choose! It’s OT7 or nothing!” They looked at me confused…guess they’re not ready for this conversation. 😅
My ideal date? Going to a K-Pop concert, obviously. That way, even if they’re not into me, at least we can both agree the music is 🔥. 🎤
Don’t worry, I’m not like other fans… I only know the fanchants for, like, three groups…okay, maybe five. 😉
Life is like a K-Pop music video: full of catchy hooks, impressive choreography, and questionable fashion choices. ✨💃🕺
My sleep schedule is a tribute to my favorite K-Pop idols. Nonexistent. Just like their dating lives. 🥱🤫
You know you’re a true K-Pop fan when you can recognize a group just by their airport fashion. 😎✈️
I used to think I was indecisive, but then I tried picking a bias in a K-Pop group… 🤔🤯
Me explaining to my parents how I know the birthdays of seven strangers better than my own family’s: “It’s called dedication. Look it up!” 🎂
What’s the difference between a K-Pop idol and a magician? A magician makes people disappear. A K-Pop idol makes your heart disappear. ✨💔
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