108+ Sister Jokes & Puns: Sibling Rib-Ticklers!

ByRabia Noreen & Team

👋 Hey there, fun-seekers! Ready to dive into a treasure chest of laughter with our best sister jokes and puns? 😂 We’ve got a hilarious list of side-splitting humor that’s perfect for kids and anyone who loves a good chuckle (because let’s be real, sisters are a walking, talking punchline sometimes, amirite? 😅). Get ready for some clever wordplay that’s sure to tickle your funny bone! 🤭

Top Sister Jokes – Best Picks

  1. Why did the sister jump into the well? Because she wanted to be like her brother – well-rounded!
  2. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Antarctica? Because if your sister hides there, good luck finding her for the next ten years!
  3. My sister thinks she’s so smart. She said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at her.
  4. What did the sassy sibling say to their sister who borrowed their clothes? “That outfit looks better on no one than it does on you!”
  5. Two sisters are arguing about who is their mom’s favorite. The first one says, “I’m definitely the favorite. She always hugs me!” The second sister rolls her eyes and says, “Yeah, well, she always asks me where YOU are!”
  6. My sister just started a band called “Duplicate”. They haven’t had their first gig yet… probably waiting on the rest of the band to show up.
  7. My sister is a world champion wrestler. She’s pinned me down more times than I can count!
  8. Why are fish so easy to convince? They’re easily swayed – just like my sister when she wants to borrow my clothes.
  9. What did the ocean say to the sister who dipped her toes in? Nothing, it just waved… kind of like my other sister, who’s way too cool to talk to me at the beach.
  10. My sister said she wants to travel the world before she settles down. I told her, “Good luck finding a travel agent to book a trip with ‘Maybe Someday’ as your departure date.”
  11. I asked my sister if she thought I was nosy. She said, “Only you would ask me a question you already know the answer to!” See? Sisters!
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Clever Sister Puns – Top Picks

  1. What did the chemist say to their sister after a long day at the lab? “Let’s bond!”
  2. I started a band called “Sisters and the Holograms.” Turns out I’m the only member. It’s just me and my “simtations.”
  3. I asked my sister, a history buff, if she knew anything about the Ottoman Empire. She said, “Otto-man? I hardly know ‘er!”
  4. My sister’s a terrible interior decorator. She tried to tell me beige is the new black, but something about it just didn’t sit right.
  5. My sister joined a cult where they worship spreadsheets. I guess you could say she found her people. They really excel together.
  6. My sister’s a mime. She’s really quiet, but… Don’t get me started on her stand-up routine. It’s an invisible riot.
  7. My sister’s a professional wrestler. Her signature move? The Sistertine Chapel – she locks you in and makes you listen to her gossip for hours.
  8. I told my sister she needed to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
  9. My sister’s a vegan influencer. I accidentally called her channel “Lettuce Eat Kale.” She was surprisingly okay with it.
  10. My sister’s a lawyer who specializes in cereal law. She’s always the first one to call out a Cheerio-torial.
  11. I asked my sister for help with my dating profile. She said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered sis.” Now my profile picture is a potato.
  12. My sister’s a professional speed-dater. She’s already met Mr. Right, but she’s holding out for Mr. Right Now.
  13. My sister opened a bakery that specializes in miniature pastries. It’s doing a-mini-zingly well.
  14. My sister can talk to pigeons. I guess you could say she has a way with bird words.
  15. My twin sister and I are so close, we finish each other’s… Sandwiches. We finish each other’s sandwiches.

Funny Sister One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Sister Jokes

  1. My sister wanted a pet chicken, but I told her they’re poultry in motion.
  2. I used to be afraid of the dark, then my sister told me to embrace the siss-pense.
  3. I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  4. My sister’s a terrible baker; her cakes are always sis-tastrophes.
  5. My sister joined a band called “Conflicting Schedules”. They’ve never actually met.
  6. My sister’s a mime. She has a real talent for sis-lence.
  7. I bought my sister a book about anti-gravity. She couldn’t put it down.
  8. My sister’s so forgetful, she put mayonnaise on a crossword puzzle because it said “spread across two pages.”
  9. My sister’s a beekeeper. She’s really busy with all her sis-ness ventures.
  10. My sister’s always losing her car keys. We think she has a transponder sis-order.
  11. My sister’s obsessed with origami. Every time I see her, she’s up to some new sis-tem.
  12. I got my sister a clock for her birthday. She said it was about time.
  13. I asked my sister what she was doing reading ‘War and Peace’. She said, “I’m in the mood for a long sis-ternce epic.”

Sister QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Sister

  1. Q: What do you call a sister who’s always borrowing your clothes without asking? A: A lend-me-your-earring-again kind of gal.
  2. Q: Why did the sister bring a ladder to the library? A: Because she heard the books were on different shelves-ters!
  3. Q: Why don’t they have elephants in zoos anymore? A: Because it’s impossible to get them to make their beds… especially eight bunk beds for all their little sisses!
  4. Q: My sister thinks she’s a detective. She’s always snooping around. A: That’s odd…did someone say, “Case of the missing cookies?”
  5. Q: I tried to explain to my sister that punctuation is important. It’s the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse… A: …and helping your uncle jack off a horse! Oh dear, you’re right!
  6. Q: Why is it so hard for ghosts to tell lies? A: Because their stories are always transparent… just like when my sister “borrows” my clothes!
  7. Q: What did the sassy calculator say to the math problem? A: “Easy sis, you can’t divide and conquer if you’re not even a fraction as tough as me!”
  8. Q: Did you hear about the sister who became a professional wrestler? A: She really pinned down the competition… mostly by borrowing their clothes and distracting them!
  9. Q: My sister said she wanted to be a comedian for Halloween. A: So I told her, “You already are one!” Apparently, sibling humor is a real… hit… or miss.
  10. Q: My sister is obsessed with outer space. She even named her pet fish “Comet.” A: Well, at least she doesn’t have to worry about Comet leaving the tank… or does she?
  11. Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything… kind of like my sister when she tells stories about who ate the last cookie!
  12. Q: What did the ocean say to the sister who was feeling down? A: “Hey sis-ta, don’t get tide down! You got this!”

Dad Jokes About Sister: Pun-Filled Quips

  1. My sister thinks she’s so smart… she said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I told her she’s never seen me make a sandwich without mustard!
  2. My sister claims she can tell the future. I guess time will sister what she’s talking about.
  3. My sister is starting a business selling seashells by the seashore. I told her, “Sista’s got her work cut out for her!”
  4. My sister joined a synchronized swimming team. Now she spends all her time with her synchro-sisters.
  5. My sister told me she wants to be a comedian when she grows up. I said, “Well, you’ve certainly got the comedic timing… it’s terrible!”
  6. My sister got a job at the bank, but it’s only temporary. I told her, “Don’t worry, it’s just a temp-sister-y position.”
  7. My sister is learning how to play all her music backwards. She’s such a rebel without a Claus… or maybe that’s just me!
  8. My sister said she wanted to write a book about all the mistakes she’s made in her life. I told her, “That’s going to be one long autobiography-sister!”
  9. My sister is always losing her phone. I guess you could say she’s got “misplaced-sister” syndrome!
  10. My sister took up painting, but only paints vegetables. Turns out she’s a master of arti-choke-sister!
  11. My sister’s always getting into trouble with the law. I told her, “One day you’re gonna meet your arch-nemesis-ter.”
  12. My sister tried to make orange juice with soda water. It was a complete and utter fizz-aster!
  13. My sister is obsessed with clocks. She’s always saying, “Time flies when you’re having fun… but apparently, it flies even faster when you’re my sister!”
  14. My sister is convinced she’s a bird. I just hope she doesn’t fly off the handle. Or maybe she will… she is a little cuckoo-sister!

Sister Jokes and Puns for Kids

  1. Why did the big sister jump into the ocean? She wanted to be a little s-ister! 🐠
  2. What did the sister say to her sibling who kept copying her? “Hey! Quit being such a mimicker, sister!” 😜
  3. What’s it called when a sister tells a secret? A sis-terly betrayal! 🤫
  4. What’s the opposite of a mister? A sis-ter! 😄
  5. What did the ocean say to the sister? Nothing, it just waved! 👋
  6. My sister loves to sing even though she’s not very good… I guess you could say she’s got a terrible “voice sis-tem!” 🎤
  7. Why was the sister always cold? She needed a sis-ter sweater! 🥶
  8. What do you call two sisters who share a room? Roommates, silly! 🏠
  9. Why did the sister tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills! 💊
  10. My sister’s a real history buff! She loves reading about the “his-tory” and the “her-story!” 📚
  11. My sister loves collecting seashells… She says it’s her favorite “shell-abration!” 🐚
  12. Why did the sister go to art school? She wanted to learn how to draw “sis-terly” portraits! 🎨
  13. Me: “Hey sis, can you pass the salt?” Sister: “Does it look like I have the thyme?” 🧂 😏

Sister Jokes and Puns for Elders

  1. Why did the elder sister refuse to travel south for the winter? She heard they only had Sixtys there.
  2. My sister’s a terrible baker, but a brilliant lawyer. If you ask her for a cookie, she’ll say, “That’s what the prenup was for.”
  3. My sister and I are like oil and water… We used to be much closer before fracking was invented.
  4. You know you’re getting older when your little sister starts looking… Exactly like your mother always warned you she would.
  5. What’s the difference between my sister and a fine wine? Someone’s willing to lie about the wine’s age.
  6. My sister says we’re close… And by “close”, she means geographically. We live on different continents.
  7. I asked my sister for the recipe for our grandmother’s famous fruitcake… She said, “Just go through her emails like I did – you’ll find at least a dozen variations from everyone she ever met!”
  8. I’m at that age where I can still remember when “having your sister’s back” didn’t involve a team of chiropractors.
  9. Remember when we used to sneak out to parties? Now we sneak out for early-bird specials.
  10. Whenever someone says, “You and your sister look so much alike!” I always reply, “Oh you’re too kind, she’s much younger.”
  11. My sister just published her memoir. It’s called “Me, Myself, and I”. Apparently, I didn’t make it into the book. Not even a footnote!
  12. Doctor said I need to watch my cholesterol. So I went to the cinema with my sister. Turns out, that’s not what he meant.
  13. We finished cleaning out our childhood home. Turns out, all those years my sister insisted I was the messy one… She was just hiding the evidence better than I was.
  14. I won’t say we’re competitive, but when we played Scrabble last week…? Let’s just say the only word my sister could make with her letters was “envy.”
  15. My sister called me out of the blue to say she was thinking about me. I told her I appreciated that, but next time, just send cash.

Sister Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

  1. My sister said she wants to work at a bank that only offers small loans… Sounds like she’s aiming for a micro-sis-tery!
  2. I’m not saying my sister’s clumsy, but… she trips over WiFi signals. #siblingtruths
  3. My sister started a band called “Imposter Syndrome”… …they haven’t played a gig yet because they’re not sure they’re the real deal. 🥁😂
  4. Why did the sister always carry a ladder? Because she could reach things her sibling sis-tainly couldn’t!
  5. Just found out my sister’s a contortionist and a tax accountant… Talk about someone who can bend over backwards for in-sister-est rates!
  6. What do you call a sister who loves to gamble? A risque sis-inesswoman!
  7. Tried teaching my sister the alphabet backwards… Turns out she’s already a pro at sis-reversing everything I say! 🙄
  8. My sister’s an amazing artist, her portraits are incredibly realistic… She told me, “it’s all about capturing the es-sister-nce of a person.”
  9. My sister’s always late… Even if we were born at the same time, I swear she’d find a way to be sis-conds behind!
  10. Found an old photo of my sister and me as kids… Let’s just say, she hasn’t changed much, still a total scene-sister! 😎
  11. Shoutout to all the sisters out there… You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the avocado to my toast, the sis-ta to my soul. 👯‍♀️🙌

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