91+ Hop Jokes & Puns: You’ve Gotta Be Hoppin’ Mad to Miss These!
Get ready to hop with laughter! π This ain’t no bunny business, folks – it’s a ‘hops-tanding’ collection of the best hop jokes and puns around. π― From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, this list is hopping with humor for kids and adults alike. Get ready for some seriously funny puns that will have you hopping mad with laughter! π€£ #puns #humor #jokes #funny #forkids
Top Hop Jokes – Best Picks
- Why don’t bunnies like to travel in the rain? They don’t want to be mist-ified hare-spray!
- A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! We’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?!”
- What do you call a frog that’s broken the law? A toadally bad influence!
- Why did the frog cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- Why did the IPA break up with the regular beer? It said the relationship was too bitter!
- I went to a brewery last night. It was hoppin’!
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
- What do you call a one-legged rabbit? Anything you want, he can’t hop to it!
- I used to work at a brewery. Turns out I wasn’t really their type. I was more of a lager-than-life character!
- What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-cola!
- Why don’t rabbits play poker? Too many cheetahs around!
- What does a frog order at a fancy restaurant? French flies and a diet croak!
- My friend told me to try this new craft brewery. He said it was a real hidden gem. I told him, “Don’t be a snob, all hops matter!”
- What’s a frog’s favorite shoes? Open-toad sandals!

Clever Hop Puns – Best Picks
- Why did the brewer quit his job? He didn’t get along with the hops manager.
- What do you call a rabbit that’s always in trouble? A hop-incorrigible!
- What’s a frog’s favorite genre? Hip-hop, of course!
- I tried to make beer with chocolate bunnies… Turns out they were just hops-posed to be candy.
- Did you hear about the frog who opened a bar? It was a real hopping place!
- My friend said his new IPA was “life-changing.” I guess you could say it really… hopped him on the head.
- I tried writing a song about hops… But I kept hitting a sour note.
- Why don’t frogs like to gamble? They always break the bank with their lucky hops!
- Just saw a sign that said “Frog Parking Only.” Looked ribbiting!
- What’s a frog’s favorite beverage? Croak-a-Cola.
- I got lost in a field of hops once… Turned out to be a very hoppy ending though!
- What do you get when you combine a kangaroo and a sheep? I don’t know, but I bet it has a mean hop-skip-and-a-jump!
- A grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?”
- What does a frog use to call his friends? A croak-aphone!
Funny Hop One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Hop Jokes
- I tried to explain to my friend why he couldn’t make beer with regular grapes, but he just wouldn’t hop off my back.
- That beer commercial should be banned, it’s full of subliminal messages telling me to hop in the shower and grab a cold one.
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?”
- I love IPAs, but sometimes after a few, my conversations start to sound like a frog trying to explain string theory.
- My friend asked me how to make a beer more exciting…I told him to give it a little hop-portunity.
- My dream job? Beer taste-tester. You know, hop-ping from brewery to brewery, what’s not to love?
- What do you call a bunny who takes a break in the middle of an obstacle course? A hop-pocrite!
- Did you hear about the frog who opened a brewery? He named it βRibbit & Hops.β
- My doctor told me to add more hops to my diet. Guess I’ll have another IPA.
- I asked the bartender, “What’s the difference between this IPA and the other one?” He said, βAbout a dollar fifty and two hops.β
- I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to IPAs, but I do get a little hop-py when I have one.
- My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I took it to the movies. It was a hop-tastic date!
- What’s green, hops a lot, and rhymes with “frog?” Give up? Wrong! It’s still green.
- I went to a beer tasting event last night and hopped ’til I dropped.
- “I’m starting a new career as a frog trainer,” I told my friend. He looked confused and said, “Really? What are you going to teach them?” “Parkour, of course!” I exclaimed. “What else do you think? We are going to be hopping mad professionals!.”
Hop QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Hop
- Q: What do you call a rabbit who loves craft beer? A: A hop-timist!
- Q: Why don’t they serve beer at bunny family reunions? A: Things get way too hoppy!
- Q: Did you hear about the kangaroo who opened a brewery? A: He makes a mean IPA, always boasting about the “hops” in his product.
- Q: What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? A: Hip-hop, of course!
- Q: Why did the brewer quit his job? A: He was always told to hop to it!
- Q: How did the bunny win the championship game? A: He used his lucky hop-scotch move!
- Q: Why did the frog get bad grades? A: He kept hopping from one subject to another!
- Q: What’s a brewer’s favorite dance move? A: The hop-opolitan!
- Q: What did the beer say to the yeast? A: Let’s get this party hopping!
- Q: What’s a brewer’s favorite board game? A: Hopscotch, naturally!
- Q: Why did the bar run out of IPA? A: Too many hoppy customers that day!
- Q: Why was the rabbit late for the party? A: He got caught in a hop-hour traffic jam!
- Q: How do you make a beer disappear? A: You yell “hop-po-di-dodi” and poof, it’s gone! magic fingers
- Q: Why did the beer win an award? A: It was simply hop-tional!
Dad Jokes About Hop: Pun-Filled Quips
- Why didn’t the beer keg roll down the hill? Because it had a hop-rifiant grip!
- What do you call a rabbit who loves extreme sports? A real hop-head!
- I tried to make a beer out of jellybeans, butβ¦ it just wasn’t hoppin’!
- My friend said he was starting a brewery in his garage. I told him, “Hey, as long as you’ve got the hops to do it!”
- Why did the frog cross the road? He heard the beer was hoppin’ on the other side!
- What’s a brewer’s favorite dance move? The hopscotch, of course!
- Why are rabbits always so lucky? They’re always hopping into something good!
- My son wants to be a brewer when he grows up. I told him, “Well, you better hop to it and learn everything you can!”
- What happens when a kangaroo lawyer goes to court? He hops right over the legal hurdles!
- Why did the brewer plant a clock in his garden? He wanted to see time hops!
- You know what they say, “You can’t make a good IPA without a little hop-timism!”
- Heard about the rabbit who won an Olympic medal? He was hopping mad with joy!
- Whatβs a frogβs favorite genre of music? Hip-hop!
Hop Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why don’t bunnies like to travel in the rain? Because they get mist-hare-ied!
- What do you call a frog who loves to breakdance? A hip-hop-o-potamus!
- Where do frogs keep their money? In a riverbank!
- Why did the rabbit cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip hop music!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hoppy! Hoppy who? Hoppy Easter!
- Why did the frog get good grades in school? He always paid attention in class- he was very frog-cused!
- What do you get if you cross a frog and a bunny? A ribbit-ing hare-raising adventure!
- What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-cola!
- Why did the bunny get in trouble at school? He kept jumping to conclusions!
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
- What’s a frogβs favorite game to play in the arcade? Whack-a-mole!
- What’s a bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop!
- What do you call a hopping mad kangaroo? Furious George!
- How do frogs say goodbye? Itβs been toadally fun! π
Hop Jokes and Puns for Elders
- Why did the elder hop onto the craft beer trend so late? They heard IPAs were an acquired taste, and they’d already acquired all the tastes they wanted in life!
- My friend keeps telling me to try this new βhopβ-infused face cream. I told her Iβd rather age gracefully than smell like I just mowed the lawn at a brewery.
- I tried explaining the concept of “hip-hop” to my grandpa. He said, “Sounds like a lot of jumping around for a couple of bad knees.”
- A rabbit walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I think I’m losing my hop.” The doctor replies, “Well, at least you came to the right place!”
- My neighbor started a micro-brewery called “Hip Replacement Brewing.” They only serve IPAs because, as they say, βOne sip, and youβll be hopping mad for more!β
- An elder walks by a sign that says “Hip Hop Dance Class – Seniors Welcome!” He mutters, “At my age, ‘hip hop’ is what I do getting out of bed.”
- Why don’t they make beer from dandelions? Because then it would be called “Pop!” (And nobody wants to drink that at a pub crawl).
- Remember when “hopscotch” was the most adventurous way to use hops? Now kids are growing up with craft beer names like “Apocalypse Cow” and “Hoppopotamus.”
- My grandpa says he’s too old to learn new dance moves. So, I showed him how to do the βSingle Hop Polkaβ. Turns out, he’s a natural!
- What do you call a frog who’s a famous rapper? MC Hammerhead!
- My doctor told me my cholesterol levels are high. He said I should avoid anything with too many “hops.” Guess I’m switching to water… or maybe just a single hopped pale ale.
- You know youβre getting old when “hopping on a plane” takes on a whole new meaning. And involves a lot more assistance.
- What’s the difference between a bunny and a grape? One hops, and the other gets crushed and turned into something you enjoy at a winery.
- I told my grandkids I used to love disco. They were shocked. They said, “Grandpa, you couldn’t even hop over a twig back then!”
Hop Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Why don’t bunnies use computers? They prefer hop-erating systems.
- Did you hear about the rabbit who won an award? He was hopping mad with joy!
- I tried to explain to my friend why he couldn’t make beer with regular grapes… It’s just impossi-grape without the hops!
- I’m starting a new exercise routine where I just hop on one foot. I figure I’ll spring into shape in no time.
- My friend told me his new IPA was brewed with a unique type of hop… Turns out it was a grass-root movement.
- What do you call a frog with no legs? Sadly, un-hop-py. π
- My online dating profile says “must love hops.” So far, I’ve only gotten matches with rabbits and beer enthusiasts. π
- My therapist told me to make small changes in my life… So I started by replacing all my doors with hopscotch grids.
- Just saw a sign that said, “Caution: Frogs Crossing.” Seems like a ribbiting way to hop in the road!
- I just opened a brewery inside a trampoline park… Business is booming!
- Just tried a new IPA brewed with galaxy hops… It was out of this world!
- Whatβs a frogβs favorite genre of music? Hip hop! πΆ
- My New Year’s Resolution is to learn how to brew my own IPA… This year, I’m hoppin’ to it! π»
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