91+ Hop Jokes & Puns: You’ve Gotta Be Hoppin’ Mad to Miss These!
Get ready to hop with laughter! 😂 This ain’t no bunny business, folks – it’s a ‘hops-tanding’ collection of the best hop jokes and puns around. 💯 From clever wordplay to silly one-liners, this list is hopping with humor for kids and adults alike. Get ready for some seriously funny puns that will have you hopping mad with laughter! 🤣 #puns #humor #jokes #funny #forkids
Top Hop Jokes – Best Picks
Why don’t bunnies like to travel in the rain? They don’t want to be mist-ified hare-spray!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! We’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?!”
What do you call a frog that’s broken the law? A toadally bad influence!
Why did the frog cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the IPA break up with the regular beer? It said the relationship was too bitter!
I went to a brewery last night. It was hoppin’!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a one-legged rabbit? Anything you want, he can’t hop to it!
I used to work at a brewery. Turns out I wasn’t really their type. I was more of a lager-than-life character!
What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-cola!
Why don’t rabbits play poker? Too many cheetahs around!
What does a frog order at a fancy restaurant? French flies and a diet croak!
What’s a frog’s favorite shoes? Open-toad sandals!
Clever Hop Puns – Best Picks
Why did the brewer quit his job? He didn’t get along with the hops manager.
What do you call a rabbit that’s always in trouble? A hop-incorrigible!
What’s a frog’s favorite genre? Hip-hop, of course!
I tried to make beer with chocolate bunnies… Turns out they were just hops-posed to be candy.
Did you hear about the frog who opened a bar? It was a real hopping place!
My friend said his new IPA was “life-changing.” I guess you could say it really… hopped him on the head.
Why don’t frogs like to gamble? They always break the bank with their lucky hops!
What’s a frog’s favorite beverage? Croak-a-Cola.
I got lost in a field of hops once… Turned out to be a very hoppy ending though!
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo and a sheep? I don’t know, but I bet it has a mean hop-skip-and-a-jump!
A grasshopper walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?”
What does a frog use to call his friends? A croak-aphone!
Funny Hop One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Hop Jokes
I tried to explain to my friend why he couldn’t make beer with regular grapes, but he just wouldn’t hop off my back.
That beer commercial should be banned, it’s full of subliminal messages telling me to hop in the shower and grab a cold one.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “You have a drink called Steve?”
I love IPAs, but sometimes after a few, my conversations start to sound like a frog trying to explain string theory.
My friend asked me how to make a beer more exciting…I told him to give it a little hop-portunity.
My dream job? Beer taste-tester. You know, hop-ping from brewery to brewery, what’s not to love?
What do you call a bunny who takes a break in the middle of an obstacle course? A hop-pocrite!
Did you hear about the frog who opened a brewery? He named it “Ribbit & Hops.”
My doctor told me to add more hops to my diet. Guess I’ll have another IPA.
I asked the bartender, “What’s the difference between this IPA and the other one?” He said, “About a dollar fifty and two hops.”
I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to IPAs, but I do get a little hop-py when I have one.
What’s green, hops a lot, and rhymes with “frog?” Give up? Wrong! It’s still green.
I went to a beer tasting event last night and hopped ’til I dropped.
“I’m starting a new career as a frog trainer,” I told my friend. He looked confused and said, “Really? What are you going to teach them?” “Parkour, of course!” I exclaimed. “What else do you think? We are going to be hopping mad professionals!.”
Hop QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Hop
Q: What do you call a rabbit who loves craft beer? A: A hop-timist!
Q: Why don’t they serve beer at bunny family reunions? A: Things get way too hoppy!
Q: Did you hear about the kangaroo who opened a brewery? A: He makes a mean IPA, always boasting about the “hops” in his product.
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? A: Hip-hop, of course!
Q: Why did the brewer quit his job? A: He was always told to hop to it!
Q: How did the bunny win the championship game? A: He used his lucky hop-scotch move!
Q: Why did the frog get bad grades? A: He kept hopping from one subject to another!
Q: What’s a brewer’s favorite dance move? A: The hop-opolitan!
Q: What’s a brewer’s favorite board game? A: Hopscotch, naturally!
Q: Why did the bar run out of IPA? A: Too many hoppy customers that day!
Q: How do you make a beer disappear? A: You yell “hop-po-di-dodi” and poof, it’s gone! magic fingers
Q: Why did the beer win an award? A: It was simply hop-tional!
Dad Jokes About Hop: Pun-Filled Quips
What do you call a rabbit who loves extreme sports? A real hop-head!
I tried to make a beer out of jellybeans, but… it just wasn’t hoppin’!
My friend said he was starting a brewery in his garage. I told him, “Hey, as long as you’ve got the hops to do it!”
Why did the frog cross the road? He heard the beer was hoppin’ on the other side!
What’s a brewer’s favorite dance move? The hopscotch, of course!
Why are rabbits always so lucky? They’re always hopping into something good!
My son wants to be a brewer when he grows up. I told him, “Well, you better hop to it and learn everything you can!”
Why did the brewer plant a clock in his garden? He wanted to see time hops!
You know what they say, “You can’t make a good IPA without a little hop-timism!”
Heard about the rabbit who won an Olympic medal? He was hopping mad with joy!
What’s a frog’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop!
Hop Jokes and Puns for Kids
Why don’t bunnies like to travel in the rain? Because they get mist-hare-ied!
What do you call a frog who loves to breakdance? A hip-hop-o-potamus!
Where do frogs keep their money? In a riverbank!
Why did the rabbit cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What kind of music do bunnies listen to? Hip hop music!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hoppy! Hoppy who? Hoppy Easter!
Why did the frog get good grades in school? He always paid attention in class- he was very frog-cused!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a bunny? A ribbit-ing hare-raising adventure!
What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-cola!
Why did the bunny get in trouble at school? He kept jumping to conclusions!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What’s a frog’s favorite game to play in the arcade? Whack-a-mole!
What’s a bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop!
What do you call a hopping mad kangaroo? Furious George!
How do frogs say goodbye? It’s been toadally fun! 👋
Hop Jokes and Puns for Elders
Why did the elder hop onto the craft beer trend so late? They heard IPAs were an acquired taste, and they’d already acquired all the tastes they wanted in life!
I tried explaining the concept of “hip-hop” to my grandpa. He said, “Sounds like a lot of jumping around for a couple of bad knees.”
A rabbit walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I think I’m losing my hop.” The doctor replies, “Well, at least you came to the right place!”
My neighbor started a micro-brewery called “Hip Replacement Brewing.” They only serve IPAs because, as they say, “One sip, and you’ll be hopping mad for more!”
Why don’t they make beer from dandelions? Because then it would be called “Pop!” (And nobody wants to drink that at a pub crawl).
Remember when “hopscotch” was the most adventurous way to use hops? Now kids are growing up with craft beer names like “Apocalypse Cow” and “Hoppopotamus.”
My grandpa says he’s too old to learn new dance moves. So, I showed him how to do the “Single Hop Polka”. Turns out, he’s a natural!
What do you call a frog who’s a famous rapper? MC Hammerhead!
My doctor told me my cholesterol levels are high. He said I should avoid anything with too many “hops.” Guess I’m switching to water… or maybe just a single hopped pale ale.
You know you’re getting old when “hopping on a plane” takes on a whole new meaning. And involves a lot more assistance.
What’s the difference between a bunny and a grape? One hops, and the other gets crushed and turned into something you enjoy at a winery.
I told my grandkids I used to love disco. They were shocked. They said, “Grandpa, you couldn’t even hop over a twig back then!”
Hop Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
Why don’t bunnies use computers? They prefer hop-erating systems.
Did you hear about the rabbit who won an award? He was hopping mad with joy!
I tried to explain to my friend why he couldn’t make beer with regular grapes… It’s just impossi-grape without the hops!
I’m starting a new exercise routine where I just hop on one foot. I figure I’ll spring into shape in no time.
My friend told me his new IPA was brewed with a unique type of hop… Turns out it was a grass-root movement.
What do you call a frog with no legs? Sadly, un-hop-py. 😭
My online dating profile says “must love hops.” So far, I’ve only gotten matches with rabbits and beer enthusiasts. 😂
My therapist told me to make small changes in my life… So I started by replacing all my doors with hopscotch grids.
Just saw a sign that said, “Caution: Frogs Crossing.” Seems like a ribbiting way to hop in the road!
I just opened a brewery inside a trampoline park… Business is booming!
Just tried a new IPA brewed with galaxy hops… It was out of this world!
What’s a frog’s favorite genre of music? Hip hop! 🎶
My New Year’s Resolution is to learn how to brew my own IPA… This year, I’m hoppin’ to it! 🍻
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