101+ Sesame Street Puns & Jokes: A Tickle Me Elmo-st Hilarious List

Get ready to unleash your inner child (and your inner comedian 😉) with the best Sesame Street jokes and puns this side of Count von Count’s castle! 🤣 This list of knee-slappers is packed with more humor than a Grover grocery run gone wrong, and they’re clever enough to tickle even the grumpiest Oscar the Grouch. So, grab your rubber ducky and get ready to laugh – this collection of funny jokes is perfect for kids of all ages! 😄

Clever Sesame Street Puns – Top Picks

1. Sesame Opened? (Did someone leave the fridge open?)
2. Sesame Closed! (Case dismissed!)
3. Sesame Later! (Catch you later!)
4. Sesame Confused. (What’s going on?)
5. Sesame Hungry. (Let’s get food!)
6. Feeling Sesame-tional! (Feeling amazing!)
7. Sesame Place or yours? (Your place or mine?)
8. It’s a Sesame-tery! (It’s a mystery!)
9. Sesame Predicament! (We’ve got a problem!)
10. Sesame Doubt About It! (You know it’s true!)
11. Abso-Sesame-lutely! (Definitely yes!)
12. Sesame Limits! (The possibilities are endless!)
13. Sesame-thing’s Missing! (Something isn’t right…)
14. Totally Sesame-sational! (Completely amazing!)
15. Sesame Reason! (There’s got to be an explanation!)

Top Sesame Street Jokes – Best Picks

1. Why don’t they have cars in Sesame Street? Because everything is just a stone’s throw away!
2. What do you call a street where the letter “B” keeps disappearing? Sesame Seed Street!
3. Why did Cookie Monster break up with his girlfriend? Because she said he loved cookies too much! (Me: That’s rough, Cookie.)
4. Where does Big Bird go when he’s sick? To the Tweeter Doctor!
5. What do you call a grouch who wins the lottery? Filthy rich!
6. Why did Ernie cross the road? To get to the other side…that’s how he rolls!
7. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of music? Anything he can shake his furry little elbows to!
8. Why did Grover get lost on Sesame Street? He took a wrong turn on Count von Count’s street… it went on forever!
9. What do you call it when Oscar the Grouch tries to rap? Trash talking.
10. Why doesn’t anyone want to play hide and seek with Big Bird? He’s always giving away his hiding spot with that loud “la la la!”
11. How do you make a Snuffleupagus disappear? You just have to believe!
12. What’s the most popular Sesame Street board game? Tickle Me Elmo-nopoly!
13. Why is Cookie Monster such a terrible dancer? He always crumbles under pressure!
14. Why did Bert get a job at the library? Because he heard they were looking for someone with a passion for bookworms!

Funny Sesame Street One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Sesame Street Jokes

1. The Sesame Street accountant got in trouble for always cookie-ing the books.
2. Big Bird’s new detective agency was called “Feathers of Evidence.”
3. Bert and Ernie started a band called “The Rubber Duckies”. Their music? Mostly covers.
4. Oscar the Grouch tried to start a dating app called “Trash & Find”.
5. Grover’s autobiography was a real monster hit.
6. They had to cancel the Sesame Street spelling bee, everyone kept saying “Elmo”.
7. Bert wanted to open a coffee shop on Sesame Street but Ernie said, “Don’t be bird-brained, there’s one on every corner!”
8. Cookie Monster joined an online forum, he heard the cookies were amazing.
9. Big Bird wanted to go to art school, he said he was a natural with his wing-span.
10. Oscar the Grouch tried to claim he was trash-talking before it was cool.
11. I’m writing a book about the hidden dangers of Sesame Street. It’s a real page-turner.
12. Elmo went on a diet and started eating celery-brities.
13. The number of the day on Sesame Street is seventeen… ah ah ah!

Sesame Street QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Sesame Street

1. Q: What did Grover say when he knocked over the Sesame Street sign? A: Oh, crummies! Looks like we’re on Sesame, uh… dirt road now.
2. Q: Why did Big Bird get a job at the library? A: He heard they were looking for someone with a big bird’s eye view.
3. Q: What do you get if you cross Oscar the Grouch with a sheep? A: A bah-humbug!
4. Q: Why did Bert and Ernie go to the beach? A: To build a sandcastle… with a rubber ducky moat, of course!
5. Q: What’s Cookie Monster’s favorite type of mail? A: Chocolate chip cookies! What else?
6. Q: Why did Elmo get lost in the bakery? A: He was looking for his little red wagon wheel.
7. Q: Why doesn’t Bert like going on rollercoasters? A: He says it’s too much “up and down” for a pigeon.
8. Q: What do you call it when Count von Count tries to blend in at a disco? A: Number one hit wonder.
9. Q: What happened when Big Bird tried to learn a new language? A: He had a lot to say, but it all came out chirped.
10. Q: Why did Oscar the Grouch start a garbage collection business? A: He was already an expert in trash talking.
11. Q: What do you call a Snuffleupagus who’s always tired? A: Exhausti-saurus!
12. Q: What did Ernie say when Bert asked him to go stargazing? A: Sure, as long as we’re back in time for Rubber Ducky’s bath.
13. Q: What’s the one thing you can always count on on Sesame Street? A: Learning, laughter, and maybe a grouch or two!

Dad Jokes About Sesame Street: Pun-Filled Quips

1. Heard they’re filming a gritty reboot of Sesame Street? Seems the pressure of living above a letter store finally got to them. They’re calling it “Sesame Seedier Street.”
2. Why didn’t Big Bird want to play baseball on Sesame Street? He kept getting called for fowl balls.
3. Ever notice how clean Sesame Street is? Oscar the Grouch must be trash-talking the sanitation workers, they do a great job!
4. Why don’t they allow elephants on Sesame Street? Because Bert and Ernie are afraid of trunk-orations!
5. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a resident of Sesame Street? A Muppet that herds you home for supper!
6. I tried writing a song about Sesame Street, but I couldn’t find the key. Turns out, it was C is for Cookie Monster all along!
7. Heard they’re having a sale on Sesame Street apartments? They’re going for a song! Get it?
8. Bert and Ernie wanted to open a bakery, but they couldn’t agree on a name. Bert wanted “Rubber Duckie Dough” and Ernie wanted “Pigeon Pumpernickel.”
9. I asked Big Bird how he liked living on Sesame Street. He said, “It’s tweet!”
10. Why did Grover get lost on Sesame Street? He took a wrong turn on Avenue Q!
11. Cookie Monster tried to join the Sesame Street Book Club, but it didn’t go well. He kept eating all the literature!
12. Elmo wanted to start a band, but he could only play one instrument. He was a Tickle Me Elmo-phone prodigy!
13. What did Oscar the Grouch say when someone complimented his trash can? “Get outta here! You’re garbage-ing my day!”
14. Why did the Count try to climb over to the other side of Sesame Street? To count all the num-doors!
15. What’s a monster’s favorite part of Sesame Street? The letter “C”! Get it? It’s for cookies! 😄

Sesame Street Jokes and Puns for Kids

1. Why don’t they have mailboxes on Sesame Street? Because Big Bird delivers everything by airmail!
2. What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted to plant a garden? “Sure, lettuce romaine friends!”
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sesame. Sesame who? Sesame Street, can’t you tell by the address?!
4. What’s Cookie Monster’s favorite letter? C is for Cookie… and that’s good enough for me!
5. Why is Elmo such a popular monster? He’s got that star power!
6. What kind of music do they play on Sesame Street? Anything they want! It’s their street!
7. Why did Big Bird get a job at the library? He loves to read! He’s got a real wingspan for knowledge.
8. What did Grover say when he bumped into the lamppost? Ex-cùse me!
9. Why was Oscar the Grouch feeling so blue? He was having a trashy day!
10. What’s black and white, furry, and always knows the time? Big Bird wearing a watch!
11. Why did Bert and Ernie go to the beach? To catch some waves and rays… of sunshine!
12. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a monster? A fur-ocious friend from Sesame Street!
13. Where do the monsters on Sesame Street go when it rains? They just stay put! Everybody knows monsters love a good shower!
14. Why didn’t anyone want to play hide-and-seek with Big Bird? Because he was always easy to spot!
15. What does Count von Count like to eat on his birthday? One cake, two candles, three cookies… ah ah ah!

Sesame Street Jokes and Puns for Elders

1. Why did Big Bird move to a retirement community? He heard they had great early bird specials.
2. I tried explaining cryptocurrency to Oscar the Grouch. He said, “Get outta here with that trash!” Irony died that day.
3. You know you’re old when the Count’s counting starts reminding you of your cholesterol levels.
4. Sesame Street is sponsored by the letter “A” and the number “1.” Talk about knowing your target demographic.
5. Breaking news: Cookie Monster arrested for insider trading. Apparently, he had some “crumb-inating” evidence.
6. What’s Elmo’s favorite wine? Anything but whine-ot noir.
7. Why did Grover get rejected from the senior center? They said he wasn’t old enough, just perpetually exhausted.
8. Ever notice how everyone on Sesame Street seems to know sign language? Makes you wonder what really goes down when the cameras are off…
9. Retirement is like Sesame Street. Everyone’s telling you how to count your remaining days, but all you really want is a cookie.
10. Bert and Ernie invested in NFTs. Turns out it was just a picture of Ernie’s rubber ducky.
11. Grover’s new self-help book “Moving at the Speed of Me” isn’t selling well. Apparently, “slow and steady” loses its appeal after a certain age.
12. Sesame Street is now offering a senior discount. They call it the “Count von Count your blessings” deal.
13. Word on the street is that Oscar the Grouch is actually a millionaire. He’s been hoarding garbage for decades!
14. What does Big Bird say when you ask him about his youth? “It was tweet! Now get off my lawn!”

Sesame Street Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

1. Just found out my apartment building is being renamed “124 Sesame Seed”… guess you could say I’m movin’ on up (to the street!).
2. My love life is like Sesame Street: lots of monsters, a grouch, and nobody knows what a grouch is.
3. Tried to make a salad inspired by Sesame Street. It was a total snooze-fest. Lettuce romaine calm everyone.
4. Big Bird told me to “fly high” today. I think he was just trying to butter me up.
5. Dating apps are getting weird. Just matched with someone who says they live “two doors down from Oscar.” Red flag or green flag?
6. Just saw Cookie Monster at the supermarket. I guess you could say he was… shopping for ingredients.
7. My therapist told me to embrace my inner child. Guess I’ll be hanging out on Sesame Street all day. Any room on that stoop?
8. Just tried to pay rent with cookies. My landlord wasn’t amused. Guess I should have offered him a trash can lid instead.
9. Don’t tell anyone, but I think Elmo might actually be a furry little red… flag. (🤫)
10. My bank account is emptier than Oscar’s trash can after recycling day. 😩
11. If Bert and Ernie ever broke up, who would get custody of the rubber ducky? Asking for a friend.
12. Pretty sure my boss is Big Bird’s long-lost cousin. They’re both experts at saying “Can you tell me how to get to…”
13. Got kicked out of the library for singing “Elmo’s World” too loud. Guess they weren’t feeling very ticklish today.
14. What’s the difference between my life and Sesame Street? On Sesame Street, the problems actually get solved. 😭
15. Life lesson learned from Sesame Street: Counting? Important. Sharing? Important. Avoiding talking bathtubs? Also very, very important.

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