99+ Pride Puns & Jokes: Rainbow-tize Your Funny Bone
Hey there, all you fabulous folks! 🌈 Ready to unleash your inner comedian this Pride Month? Get ready for a roar-some good time with our curated list of the best Pride jokes and puns! 😉 We’ve got humor for everyone, from clever wordplay to jokes even kids will love. 😂 Get those laughing lines ready because this list is jam-packed with punny fun that’ll make you prouder than ever to share a chuckle. 😄 Let’s get this party started! 🎉
Top Pride Jokes – Best Picks
- Why can’t Monday march in the Pride parade? Because it’s still a little bit homophobic.
- What do you call a lion who’s out and proud? A mane-stay of the community!
- Just saw a sign that said “Honk if you love LGBTQ+ rights!” …My car horn is now wearing a rainbow flag.
- My parents keep telling me to be proud of who I am. Finally came out as a clown. They’re not laughing. 🤡
- Pride Month is the one time of year where… straight people ask me for fashion advice.
- Why did the rainbow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little blue. 💙
- What’s a gay ghost’s favorite app? Grindr… because he loves to boo things up! 👻
- My girlfriend said I needed to be more supportive of Pride. So I bought myself a rainbow jockstrap.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo at a Pride parade? A pouch potato! 🦘
- Coming out to my family went surprisingly well! …Turns out, they’ve known I was a terrible dancer for years. 💃🕺
- Why was the equal sign so proud? Because they knew they were always right. = 😎
- Just learned that “lesbian” used to be a compliment for a great singer? Explains why my ex always said I took her breath away. 🎤
- My bank called and asked if there was any suspicious activity on my credit card. I said, “Honey, with these shoes? Every step is fabulous.” 👠
Clever Pride Puns – Top Picks
- What do you call it when lions throw a surprise party? A pride parade! 🦁🎉
- Why don’t lions ever feel alone? They always have a pride to lean on! 🦁🤝🦁
- Coming out of the closet can be tough, but hey, at least the door wasn’t painted with pride colors… that would be a dead giveaway! 🚪🌈
- Someone told me I should tone down the pride flags… I told them, “Be quiet, you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it fur-st!” 🐻❄️🏳️🌈
- My friend said my rainbow outfit was a bit much for the grocery store… I told him, “Honey, this is my pride and produce!” 🥕🌈
- I’m so proud of my LGBTQ+ friends who are comfortable with themselves. It takes some serious guts… and glitter! ✨
- What do you call it when a dinosaur celebrates Pride? A tyrannosaurus-slay! 🦖👑
- Why don’t straight people get a whole month? Because they’re straightforward enough already! 😉
- What did the shy rainbow say to the bold one? “I’m so pride-fully jealous of your confidence!” 🌈😊
- My therapist told me to embrace my true self… So I put on a rainbow wig and haven’t looked back since! 🌈💃
- My love for Pride Month is like a rainbow… It has no end! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
- My parents were a little confused about Pride Month… They kept asking if I was going to meet the Queen! 👑😂
- Life is too short to hide who you are… Go out there and pride yourself on being fabulous! ✨🌈
Funny Pride One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Pride Jokes
- My friend said my pride was getting out of hand, but I told him, “Don’t be ridiculous, it’s a perfectly lion-sized ego!”
- Remember, folks, take pride in your work, but don’t forget to put your name on it. Plagiarism is so last season.
- What do you call a group of lions showing their support for Pride Month? A pride of allies!
- My therapist told me to take pride in my accomplishments, so I took a nap. Does that count?
- Remember kids, it’s okay to be proud of yourself, even if your biggest accomplishment today was putting pants on.
- My friend said coming out to his family was like coming out of the closet… full of glitter cannons and a marching band. Sounds like he nailed it!
- What’s the gayest type of shoe? Suede, obviously!
- I’m so proud of my collection of rainbow flags. It’s getting quite flag-ship, if I do say so myself.
- My grandma asked if I was excited for Pride Month. I told her, “Grandma, I’m gay every month!”
- What do you call a lion that loves Pride Month? A mane attraction!
- Life tip: Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn!
- Just saw a drag queen wearing camouflage. I guess she was trying to be in-cognito.
- I’m not saying I invented the rainbow, but I definitely added a little something to it.
- Remember, be loud, be proud, and if anyone tells you to tone it down, just tell them you’re saving your voice for karaoke later!
Pride QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Pride
- Q: What do you call a lion with a good sense of self-worth? A: A mane man of pride!
- Q: Why did the rainbow flag get a job at the library? A: It was always up on current events and had a knack for organizing shelves with pride!
- Q: Why was the pride parade so loud? A: Because they turned the volume up to eleven… Get it? ‘Lev’en!
- Q: Did you hear about the shy chameleon at Pride? A: They were having a real identity crisis – couldn’t decide what colors to be proud of!
- Q: What’s a lion’s favorite EDM song to blast during pride? A: Roar-geous by Avicii (Obviously!)
- Q: How do you throw a party that celebrates everyone? A: You pride yourself on inclusivity!
- Q: What do you get when you combine a rainbow with a famous detective? A: Sherlock Homos!
- Q: Why don’t they let straight people plan Pride parades? A: Because they’re always trying to make it a straight line event!
- Q: Why did the baker win every award at the Pride bakeoff? A: They had the most fabulous rainbow layer cake – It was bursting with pride!
- Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite part of Pride? A: Boo-ing at all the haters!
- Q: What did the drag queen say when she messed up her makeup? A: Well, that’s a drag!
- Q: How do you address a fabulous group of LGBTQ+ farmers? A: Howdy, Pride!
- Q: What’s the most prideful font? A: Times New Roman… because it’s always bold!
- Q: Why did the artist bring their easel to the Pride parade? A: To capture all the dazzling colors and the spirit of love!
- Q: What’s the gayest furniture store? A: IKEA, because everyone there is looking for a long-term partner-ship!
Dad Jokes About Pride: Pun-Filled Quips
- I wanted to get a tattoo for Pride Month… but I chickened out.
- Heard about the lion who came out during Pride? He was told to be careful, it’s a jungle out there.
- What do you call a flock of sheep at a Pride parade? A fab-ewe-lous display!
- Why did the dad wear rainbow suspenders to the Pride parade? To show his support, he was proud to hold everyone up.
- I told my husband I’m making a rainbow cake for our neighborhood’s Pride potluck. He said, “Sounds like a piece of cake!” I told him to let me be the judge of that.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato… who still totally supports Pride Month.
- Why did the gardener plant a rainbow garden for Pride? He wanted to grow his own parade!
- I’m so proud of my son for coming out. It took a lot of courage to tell me he was a mime… He did it all in silence!
- What kind of music do they play at a space-themed Pride parade? Rocket Gay-tar!
- My wife asked if I was going to the Pride parade. I said, “Honey, be true to yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn!” She just rolled her eyes.
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle during Pride Month? Too many cheetahs!
- What happens when a rainbow drinks too much water? It gets a little…pride-hydrated.
- I saw a dog holding a Pride flag and thought, “Now THAT is something to bark about!”
- My kid asked why everyone was so happy during Pride. I said, “Well, wouldn’t you be happy if you were surrounded by rainbows and glitter?”
- What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with Pride Month? I don’t know but it’s gotta be good luck!
Pride Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the rainbow get a gold star? Because it showed its true colors with PRIDE! 🌈🌟
- What’s a lion’s favorite month? It’s mane-ly PRIDE month, of course! 🦁🎉
- What do you call a funny lion? A pridejester! 😂👑
- Why don’t they play hide-and-seek at Pride parades? Because trying to blend in is so last year! 😉🌈
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s PRIDE month! We’ve got rainbows to catch! 🌈🏃♀️🏃♂️
- What’s as colorful as a rainbow and loves to dance? A Pride-erina, of course! 🩰🌈
- What musical instrument is always welcome at Pride? A tuba! Because everyone loves a good tuba-boogie! 🎺🎉
- Why are rainbows so good at sharing? Because they believe in spreading the love and PRIDE! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
- What do you get if you combine a cat and a rainbow? A kitty who’s bursting with PRIDE! 🐈🌈
- Why did the artist use every crayon in the box for the Pride parade poster? Because they wanted it to be extra vibrant and full of PRIDE! 🖍️🌈
- What do you call a sleepy lion during Pride Month? A party pooper-a-saurus! (But we still love them!) 🦁😴
- What’s a rainbow’s favorite snack? PRIDE-shaped cookies, of course! 🍪🌈
- Why was the rainbow feeling so confident? Because it finally found its pot of PRIDE at the end of the rainbow! 🌈😊
- What’s the most important thing to bring to a Pride parade? Your amazing self and lots of PRIDE! 🎉🥳
- Remember, kids, no matter who you are or who you love, always let your true colors shine with PRIDE! 💖😄
Pride Jokes and Puns for Elders
- “My knees aren’t the only things that are a little stiff and creaky when it comes to Pride. It took me a while to come around to all the new flags, but now I’m practically a vexillologist!” (This plays on older generations having more experience with societal changes and needing time to adjust.)
- I remember when coming out of the closet meant putting your winter coat away. Now that’s a Pride parade I can get behind! Less glitter, more mothballs. (A humorous comparison of past and present, poking fun at stereotypical generational differences.)
- Back in my day, we couldn’t even say “gay” on television. Now we have entire streaming services dedicated to it! I guess you could say things are… getting better with age? (Self-deprecating humor combined with a playful observation about progress.)
- I asked my grandson what his favorite part of Pride was. He said, “The music!” I said, “Honey, that’s the arthritis talking.” ( Classic “get off my lawn” humor with a twist of Pride month celebrations)
- My doctor told me I need to embrace my Pride. So, I bought a rainbow walker and bedazzled my orthopedic shoes! ( A witty take on medical advice and incorporating it into the theme of Pride celebrations.)
- I told my wife I wanted to go to a drag show for Pride. She said, “Honey, you’ve been dressing yourself for 50 years – you are the drag show!” (Plays on the self-deprecating humor of long-term relationships and pokes fun at personal style.)
- Got myself a rainbow flag for Pride. It’s fantastic – keeps the sun off my ferns and the neighbors guessing! (Dry humor suggesting hidden depths beneath a seemingly innocuous action.)
- I love Pride month. It reminds me that love is love, no matter how old you are… or how much your joints ache. (Heartfelt sentiment with a touch of self-deprecating humor.)
- My grandkids tried to explain gender fluidity to me. I said, “Honey, I’ve been married to your grandfather for 50 years. I understand fluidity!” (A playful jab at the longevity of marriage and the complexities it brings.)
- You know you’re old when you go to a Pride parade and think, “I remember when these floats were less reliable.” (A hilarious comparison of Pride parades with the experience of older vehicles and aging.)
- I told my grandson I was going to a Pride rally. He looked confused. Apparently, “complaining loudly at the television” isn’t the same thing. (A humorous misunderstanding based on generational differences.)
- These young’uns and their new-fangled Pride flags. Back in my day, we just used the rainbow from an oil slick! (Poking fun at environmental changes and societal shifts with a nostalgic tone.)
- This Pride month, I’m celebrating all the trailblazers who came before me. And by “trailblazers,” I mean anyone who can still remember where they parked. (A playful take on memory loss and aging combined with a tribute to past generations.)
Pride Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Just saw a flock of pigeons wearing rainbow feather boas. Guess it’s true what they say: Birds of a feather…pride together! 🌈🐦
- What do you call a lion with a great sense of self-esteem? A mane attraction at the Pride parade! 🦁👑
- My bank account after buying all the rainbow gear for Pride month? Let’s just say it’s suffering from a severe case of the “gaybies.” 💸🌈
- Why did the scarecrow win an award at Pride? Because he was outstanding in his field! Scarecrow 🏆
- Remember folks, it’s not about how fabulous you look this Pride month. …It’s about how fabulous everyone else looks compared to you. 😉💅
- Why did the ghost skip the Pride parade? It was too afraid of sheet-ing its pants! 👻🏳️🌈
- Feeling so proud of everyone coming together for Pride. We really are a shining example of “united we slay.” ✨🏳️🌈
- Someone asked me what I identify as. I told them “Fabulous,” honey, always fabulous! 🙌✨
- I’m not saying I peaked in high school, but I was voted “Most Likely to Wear a Rainbow Sequined Jumpsuit…Unabashedly.” 🎉🏆
- You can’t tell me what to do! I’m taking my glitter cannons to the Pride parade and letting my true colors…explode! 🎊🌈
- Just got my Pride outfit all planned out: 50% rainbow, 50% glitter, and 100% ready to celebrate love! 💖🌈✨
- What’s the only thing hotter than the summer sun during Pride? Our burning passion for equality! 🔥☀️🏳️🌈
- Remember, this Pride month and every month, let your true colors shine…especially if they’re neon and come with a disco ball. 🪩🌈💖
That’s All, Folks! Pride-fully Punny, Aren’t We?
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