102+ Font Jokes & Puns: Times New Roman Around!

Get ready to have your funny bone tickled (in Comic Sans, of course! 😂) because we’re diving into the wonderful world of font jokes! This list of puns about typography is sure to entertain kids and adults alike. If you’re looking for the best, most clever, and hilarious font humor, you’ve come to the right place. Prepare yourself for some seriously funny wordplay – it’s gonna be emboldened with laughter! 🎉

Top Font Jokes – Best Picks

1. Why did the font family get lost on vacation? They took a wrong turn at Comic Sans!
2. What’s a typographer’s favorite type of cheese? Fontina!
3. Did you hear about the font family reunion? It was a moving experience!
4. I tried to explain to my friend the importance of choosing the right font. Clearly, it went right over his Helvetica.
5. Why did the designer quit his job? He wasn’t given enough font-ly freedom!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite font? Boo-merang!
7. What font does a vampire use? Times New Roman… with extra bite!
8. Why don’t skeletons ever use Comic Sans? They find it too bold!
9. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved… in a fancy cursive!
10. What’s a designer’s favorite fish? A fontail!
11. Why did the font go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling bold!
12. Why are fonts so optimistic? They always see the letter side of things!

Clever Font Puns – Best Picks

1. I’m starting a band called “Times New Roman” because we always arrive on time.
2. What did the font say to the motivational speaker? You’ve really made an impact.
3. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, we’ve got a dress code, you know.”
4. Heard about the font family reunion? Yeah, it was a real typeface-off.
5. I used to be a font designer, but I got tired of the bold lifestyle.
6. That font is looking kinda light. It must be having a ligature crisis.
7. Why don’t fonts ever win arguments? Because they always have a point.
8. What do you call a font that’s always in trouble? A troublemarker.
9. I tried to explain to my friend the importance of font choice, but he just didn’t give a serif.
10. This font is way too small. It needs to be emboldened by your dreams!
11. I wanted a font that was both classic and modern. Turns out, it was written in the Times New Roman Empire.
12. The font walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doc, I think I’m spaced out.”
13. What’s a font’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and a strong baseline.
14. Why did the font cross the road? To get to the other side…bar. (Get it? Sidebar!)

Funny Font One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Font Jokes

1. I wanted to create a font made entirely of food, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
2. Times New Roman walks into a bar… the bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve your type.”
3. This font walks into a bar and the bartender yells, “Hey, we don’t want your Comic Sans in here!”
4. I tried to explain to my font family why we can’t be together… it was an emotional kerning.
5. Help! I can’t seem to recall the name of this font—it’s completely slipped my mind.
6. I’m becoming a font designer, I’ve already picked out my specialty… bold moves.
7. Did you hear about the font family reunion? Yeah, it was a pretty big typeface.
8. The dyslexic font designer felt very serifously misunderstood.
9. I tried to pay the font designer with exposure, but he wanted Helvetica lot more than that.
10. I used to be addicted to changing fonts, but I’m Arial person now.
11. The font walked up to the salad bar and said, “Lettuce eat!”
12. What’s a font’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat… and rhythm.
13. I saw a font designer today, sketching letters in a notebook. He was really drawing a blank.
14. Why are fonts so optimistic? Because they always see their glass as half-full.

Font QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Font

1. Q: Why did the font designer get lost in the woods? A: They couldn’t find their way out of the kerning pairs.
2. Q: What’s a font’s favorite dance move? A: The Italic Shuffle!
3. Q: Why did Comic Sans apply for a loan? A: It needed to start a small caps business.
4. Q: What do you call a font that’s always getting into trouble? A: A bold move.
5. Q: Did you hear about the font family reunion? A: Yeah, it was a moving experience.
6. Q: What’s a font’s least favorite food? A: Period-ICALLY placed punctuation.
7. Q: What did the font say to the designer after a long day? A: “Let’s call it a serif!”
8. Q: Why was the font designer so broke? A: Because they put all their money in bold investments that didn’t pan out.
9. Q: What font do they use at the North Pole? A: Sans-serif, of course!
10. Q: What’s a font’s favorite aquatic animal? A: A type of fish.
11. Q: Why did the font quit its job? A: It was tired of being typecast.
12. Q: How do fonts stay hydrated? A: Plenty of leading and a dash of creativity.
13. Q: What did the font say to cheer up its friend? A: “Don’t worry, be happy!” (said in a very bouncy font).
14. Q: What’s a font’s favorite type of music? A: Anything with a good typeface.
15. Q: Why did the font go to the doctor? A: It wasn’t feeling Arial well.

Dad Jokes About Font: Pun-Filled Quips

1. Why did the font family go to therapy? Because they weren’t getting along.
2. Did you hear about the font family reunion? It was Times New Roman.
3. I just downloaded a font that’s completely silent. They call it the Sans-Serif.
4. What’s a lawyer’s favorite font? Arial Narrow.
5. What font does a vampire use? Blood Gothic.
6. This morning I dropped my phone in the toilet, now all my fonts are soaked.
7. My wife asked me to name our twins ‘Times’ and ‘Roman’… I told her that’s a bold choice.
8. I used to be a font designer, but I got Boardwalk Empire of the business.
9. I tried to explain to my son the difference between serif and sans-serif, but he just wouldn’t listen.
10. This new font is really growing on me. I think I’m in love at first sight.
11. My favorite font is Comic Sans, said no one ever.
12. What did the ocean say to the font? Nothing, it just waved.
13. Apparently, Helvetica and Times New Roman are going on a double date. I heard it was quite the font pairing.
14. My kid asked me what font a balloon uses. I said Comic Sans MS, because it floats away in messages.

Font Jokes and Puns for Kids

1. Why did the lowercase “a” feel left out? Because it wasn’t font of being alone!
2. What did the bold font say to the plain font? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
3. What’s a writer’s favorite font for a pool party invitation? Swim Times New Roman!
4. Why did the computer get glasses? It couldn’t C the font anymore!
5. What do you get when you mix a font with a magical creature? Comic Sans-icorn!
6. Why did the font go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling bold.
7. What’s a ghost’s favorite font? Skeletal!
8. Why did the font cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite font? Times New Buccaneer!
10. Where do fonts go on vacation? Arial-zona!
11. Why is Arial so cool? It’s always down to hang!
12. What’s a sheep’s favorite font? Lamb-er Black!
13. Why did the teacher tell the font to sit down? It was getting too high!

Font Jokes and Puns for Elders

1. My doctor told me to take smaller doses of my medication. Apparently, I printed the prescription in the wrong font size.
2. They say Helvetica is the most neutral font… but personally, I find it rather bold.
3. I tried to start a conversation about typography at the retirement home, but it was like pulling teeth. Nobody wanted to get their Arial pulled out.
4. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Nowadays, I need a good font with a high stroke weight. Otherwise, it’s all Greek to me!
5. Why did Garamond refuse to believe Times New Roman? Because he was always up to his old tricks!
6. I asked the librarian if they had any books on fonts. She whispered, “We have to keep it down, they’re in Comic Sans.”
7. You know you’re getting old when the font size on your phone starts looking like a children’s book.
8. My friend told me his favorite font is Wingdings. I said, “I can’t even!”
9. I used to be a font designer, but I lost my job due to a kerning error. I guess you could say I spaced out.
10. My chiropractor is really into typography. He’s always asking me if my back feels aligned.
11. What happens when two fonts go their separate ways? They get a little kerning divorce!
12. I tried to write a screenplay about my love for Helvetica, but it turned out too bold.
13. I wanted to set the mood with a romantic font, but all I had was Times New Roman. Talk about bad timing!
14. I went to a party for graphic designers last night, but it was a little too exclusive. They wouldn’t let me in because I wasn’t in the right typeface.
15. Why don’t fonts ever win arguments? Because they always have a type-o!

Font Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

1. Just saw a documentary about fonts. It was really moving.
2. Fonts walk into a bar. The bartender yells, “Hey! We don’t serve your type in here!”
3. Me trying to choose a font: scrolls for an hour. Also me: ends up picking Arial again.
4. What do you call a font family reunion? A serif affair.
5. My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So I set them in Wingdings.
6. I’m not saying Times New Roman is overrated, but it’s definitely seen better days.
7. Why don’t fonts ever win arguments? Because they always have a point.
8. You know what they say about people who use Papyrus? … I can’t think of anything, it’s just a really bad font.
9. “Knock, Knock!” “Who’s there?” “Arial.” “Arial who?” “Arial-y got time for a pun?”
10. What’s a font’s favorite music genre? Anything but heavy metal.
11. My love for typography is totally justified.
12. Life is like a box of fonts: You never know what you’re gonna get. (Except for Arial. You always get Arial.)

Font-ally, We’ve Reached The End

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Rabia Noreen: The Punnovator

Hi, I'm Rabia, the lead punster behind PunnyHub.com, alongside my incredible team. With a background in Comparative Literature, I specialize in turning phrases and crafting chuckles. My team and I are committed to delivering humor that not only entertains but enlightens. Every post we share is designed to sprinkle your day with laughter and a dash of wit. Find your Best Puns & Jokes.

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