91+ Pregnancy Announcement Puns & Jokes: Buns in the Oven Humor

Hey there, soon-to-be grandparents, aunts, uncles, and bewildered friends! 🤪 Getting ready to share some BIG (like, watermelon-sized 🤰) news? Before you post that adorable ultrasound pic, let’s spice up your pregnancy announcement with some seriously funny jokes and puns! 😂 We’ve got the BEST list of clever and hilarious jokes, perfect for kids and grown-ups alike. Get ready to spread the news with laughter! 😄

Top Pregnancy Announcement Jokes – Best Picks

1. We’re adding a new pumpkin to our patch this fall… but this one wasn’t grown in the garden! (Wink wink)
2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, We’re having a baby, And we thought you should know too! (But seriously, don’t tell anyone else yet…)
3. Heard you were asking about exciting news… well, in about nine months, things are gonna get REALLY exciting!
4. Finally found something I want more than a full night’s sleep… Stay tuned!
5. Pregnancy brain is real, but at least we remembered to tell you! Baby [Last Name] coming [Month, Year]!
6. We’re officially accepting applications for the position of “Someone Who Brings Us Food While We Watch Netflix.” Must love babies (eventually).
7. Breaking news: We’re officially “upgrading” to a chaos coordinator!
8. Listen, we’re not saying we planned this… but we’re also not not saying we manifested this. Baby on board!
9. Santa isn’t the only one making special deliveries this year!
10. We’re trading in our sleep schedule and sanity for something way more rewarding (and louder). Baby [Last Name] loading…
11. Turns out we’re not just tired, we’re making a tiny human! Get ready for Baby [Last Name]!
12. We’re officially accepting pre-orders for baby cuddles! Estimated delivery: [Month, Year]
13. Buckle up, buttercup! This wild ride is about to get a whole lot bumpier (and cuter).
14. Forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about diapers and drool from [Month, Year] onwards! Get ready to meet Baby [Last Name]!
15. Keep your congratulations short, your baby advice shorter, and your wine glasses full… we’re gonna be parents!

Clever Pregnancy Announcement Puns – Best Picks

1. “We’re making a human announcement… Baby on board!” (Plays on “public service announcement”)
2. “Buckle up, buttercup! This pregnancy is about to get realative.” (Plays on “relative” and the expected chaos of parenthood)
3. “Guess what’s not a food baby anymore? Our bun in the oven!” (Classic pun with a twist)
4. “We’re pre-pairing for the biggest adventure yet!” (Plays on “preparing” and welcoming a new addition)
5. “Can’t wait to deliver you this news… We’re expecting!” (Double meaning of “deliver” for both news and the baby)
6. “From womb-mate to roommate, see you soon, little one!” (Playful and relatable to shared living spaces)
7. “Our love story is about to have a new chapter… literally!” (Emphasizes the momentous life change)
8. “We’re adding a new little pumpkin to the patch this fall!” (Seasonal twist for autumn announcements)
9. “This pregnancy is no yolk! We’re egg-static!” (Playful and silly, ideal for lighthearted announcements)
10. “We’re womb-ing for joy! Baby on the way!” (Unique play on words using “womb”)
11. “We’re growing our family! (And by ‘we’, I mostly mean my belly)” (Honest and relatable humor)
12. “This little one is already stealing my heart… and my bladder!” (Relatable struggle with a touch of humor)
13. “We’re expecting… a huge diaper explosion in [Month, Year]!” (Funny anticipation of the realities of parenthood)
14. “Pregnancy brain is real, but so is this bump! We’re having a baby!” (Poking fun at pregnancy brain while sharing the happy news)

Funny Pregnancy Announcement One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Pregnancy Announcement Jokes

1. We’re making a pregnancy announcement: We’re adding a new member to our board of directors… in about nine months!
2. Forget the eviction notice, looks like we’re getting a new roommate via pregnancy announcement instead!
3. Pregnancy announcement: We’re officially accepting applications for a professional diaper changer and midnight lullaby singer.
4. This pregnancy announcement means one thing: I’m finally taller than my wife… by a head!
5. We’re so excited about this pregnancy announcement, we already picked out the baby’s college… or at least narrowed it down to five.
6. My wife’s been craving pickles and ice cream. This pregnancy announcement explains so much.
7. This pregnancy announcement means only one thing: say goodbye to sleeping in on weekends.
8. I always wanted to be a parent… this pregnancy announcement says I’m starting to look the part already!
9. This pregnancy announcement is short and sweet, just like the next nine months of sleep will be.
10. Forget Netflix, looks like we’ll be watching baby documentaries for the next nine months after this pregnancy announcement.
11. This pregnancy announcement is brought to you by the makers of coffee and under-eye concealer.
12. Our pregnancy announcement is a bit late… mostly because we were too busy baby-proofing the house.
13. We’re not sure what’s more exhausting, creating a human or coming up with this pregnancy announcement.
14. Buckle up, folks, this pregnancy announcement is just the beginning of a wild ride!

Pregnancy Announcement QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Pregnancy Announcement

1. Q: What’s the big announcement? Are you starting a band? A: Close! We’re starting a band of sleepless nights and endless diaper changes.
2. Q: Heard you had some big news! Winning lottery ticket? A: Better! We hit the jackpot with a bun in the oven.
3. Q: You two look radiant! Big promotion at work? A: Actually, it’s a big promotion in the belly – to big sibling!
4. Q: Whoa, did you guys rob a bank? You seem awfully happy! A: More precious than cash – we’re expecting a little stash (of baby clothes)!
5. Q: Is this about that escape room you tried? Did you finally escape? A: We’re still trying to escape! Looks like we’re trapped in nine months of baby prep first.
6. Q: You’re glowing! New skincare routine doing wonders? A: It’s not the skincare, it’s the tiny human growing in there!
7. Q: Heard whispers of a life-changing event… Did aliens finally make contact? A: Something like that! We’re being invaded by a tiny, adorable parasite.
8. Q: You two seem extra cuddly lately! Binge-watching romantic comedies again? A: Nope, just trying to make some room on the couch before someone tiny takes over!
9. Q: Did you finally finish that puzzle you’ve been working on? A: We started a new one – a 9-month-long puzzle that ends with a screaming masterpiece!
10. Q: Wait, are you pregnant?! You’re not showing at all! A: That’s the plan! We’re keeping this baby under wraps… for now.
11. Q: Did you guys install a pool? You’ve been swimming in excitement lately! A: Just swimming in prenatal vitamins and baby name books!
12. Q: Spill the beans! New car? New house? A: Newer than both! We’re getting a whole new roommate in about [Number] months!
13. Q: Is this about that marathon you signed up for? A: This marathon involves a lot less running and a lot more cravings.
14. Q: You two are always up for an adventure! What’s next on the bucket list? A: Diaper duty and surviving on three hours of sleep! This is the ultimate adventure.
15. Q: So, the suspense is killing us! What’s the big news?! A: We’re adding a new member to our family… and subtracting about 8 hours of sleep each night!

Dad Jokes About Pregnancy Announcement: Pun-Filled Quips

1. Heard you two made a big announcement… Hope it was on sale, babies are expensive!
2. Pregnancy announcement, eh? Looks like someone’s about to go from ‘due date’ to ‘do a lot’ around here!
3. So, you’re saying there’s gonna be another pun-dit in the family? I’m in!
4. Heard about your expanding family. Just hope you’ve got an expanding budget to match!
5. Congratulations on the pregnancy! Is that why you’ve been glowing, or did you just forget the sunscreen again?
6. Remember all those times I said “Don’t rush into anything?” Well, looks like someone took that literally – nine months literally!
7. Guess this means we’ll be needing a bigger carpool. Wait, do they make carpools big enough for strollers?
8. Pregnancy announcement? That’s fantastic news! Does this mean I’m finally getting promoted to ‘Grandpa-of-the-Year’?
9. Well, butter my biscuits and call me a biscuit eater! Looks like someone’s got a bouncing baby biscuit on the way! (Bonus points for a Southern drawl)
10. They say pregnancy is contagious. Suddenly I’m feeling a craving for pickles and ice cream… and a nap.
11. So, I guess this means I need to start practicing my baby-holding technique. And by practicing, I mean weightlifting with watermelons.
12. Heard the news! Just remember, I’m full of helpful parenting advice… about 50% of which is actually true!
13. You know what they say – it takes a village to raise a child. Good thing I just happen to be a village idiot, ready to entertain!

Pregnancy Announcement Jokes and Puns for Kids

1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary me, we’re having a baby!
2. What’s a baby’s favourite rock band? What? The Cradle Rollers!
3. Why did the baby laugh in the tummy? Why? Because it tickled its funny bone!
4. Guess what? Mom’s eating for two… …and I get to choose the restaurant!
5. What do you call a kangaroo with twins? What? Double the trouble!
6. How did the parents find out they were going to have a baby? How? They stork delivered the news!
7. What’s small, wriggly, and goes “goo goo”? What? A baby! (But don’t be surprised if my toys do that too!)
8. Mom and Dad are getting me a brand new human to play with! … I hope they bring the receipt in case of defects.
9. What did the baby wear to the pool party in Mommy’s tummy? What? A swim-me-suit!
10. What music does a baby listen to in the tummy? What? Hip-hop-pot-amus!
11. What did the mommy volcano say to the baby volcano? What? I lava you very much!
12. We’re adding a new ingredient to our family recipe – a baby! I hope it’s as sweet as me!
13. How is a new baby like a brand new crayon? How? They both make life more colorful!
14. Breaking News! What? This just came from the tummy – someone new is on the way!

Pregnancy Announcement Jokes and Puns for Elders

1. “We’re making a ‘human being announcement.’ Apparently, it requires more paperwork than a mortgage and takes just as long.” (Plays on the seriousness and longevity of both situations)
2. “We decided to try that whole ‘fountain of youth’ thing. Turns out, it comes with a 9-month subscription service.” (Dry humor linking pregnancy to aging in a roundabout way)
3. “The doctor said we’re having a baby. I just hope it’s not one of those ‘buy one, get one free’ deals they warned us about.” (A sardonic take on the possibility of twins)
4. “Well, we finally have a use for all those pickle and ice cream cravings recipes. Pass the hot sauce, it’s going to be a long nine months…” (A humorous take on stereotypical pregnancy cravings)
5. “We’re adding a new branch to the family tree. Let’s hope it doesn’t require more maintenance than the rest of them.” (A dry comparison of family to a high-maintenance garden)
6. “Time to dust off the rocking chair…and reinforce the floorboards. This grandparent gig is about to get real.” (Playfully highlights the physical demands of being a grandparent)
7. “Looks like we’re going to need a bigger wine fridge. One for celebrating, and one for surviving the next few years.” (A tongue-in-cheek reference to needing coping mechanisms)
8. “The only thing growing faster than our excitement is the list of baby gadgets we apparently ‘can’t live without.'” (A playful jab at the overwhelming consumerism surrounding babies)
9. “Looks like we’re trading in our empty nest for a noisy nursery. At least we’ll have an excuse for those early-bird specials again.” (Humorously contrasts the quiet life with the impending chaos)
10. “Don’t worry, we checked with the grandkids. They’re on board with being promoted to ‘Great’ status.” (A witty take on the changing family dynamics)

Pregnancy Announcement Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media

1. “Guess we’re officially adding a new player to our party! 🎮👶🎉 #PregnancyAnnouncement” (Perfect for gamer couples!)
2. “Does this pregnancy glow come with a dimmer switch? Asking for a friend… who’s eating pickles and ice cream right now. 🤰🍦🥒 #Pregnant”
3. “We’re expanding our family! By one human, not by eating all the snacks. (Though, the jury’s still out on that one.) 🤰🍪 #BabyOnTheWay”
4. “Breaking News: Confirmed sightings of a tiny human growing in my uterus. More at 11… months. 🤰📰 #PregnancyAnnouncement”
5. “We’re pregnant! Please send caffeine and your ability to sleep past 7 am. 🙏😴☕️ #SendHelp”
6. “Can’t wait to be outnumbered by tiny humans who think poop is funny. Send wine! 🍷👶 #PregnancyAnnouncement”
7. “We put our ‘bun’ in the oven a few months ago, and it’s FINALLY ready to rise! 🍞👶 #BabyOnTheWay”
8. “Heard y’all were fans of dramatic plot twists… We’re having a baby! 🤰🤯 #PregnancyAnnouncement”
9. “So apparently, peeing on a stick IS a valid life choice sometimes! Who knew? 🤰😂 #PregnantAF”
10. “We’re not saying we’re superheroes… but we DID make a human. 🤔👶🦸‍♀️ #ComingSoon”
11. “BRB, currently growing a human with my amazing partner in crime. Wish us luck! (And sleep.) 🤰😴🤞 #PregnancyAnnouncement”
12. “PSA: All those pregnancy cravings are NOT my fault. Blame the tiny dictator currently residing in my belly. 🤰👑👶 #BabyRules”
13. “Netflix and chill just got a whole lot louder… and messier… and more expensive. 🤣🤰💸 #WorthIt #PregnancyAnnouncement”
14. “And the award for ‘World’s Smallest Tenant with the Strongest Kicks’ goes to…🤰🏆👶 #BabyOnTheWay”

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