102+ Lent Jokes & Puns: This Title Is On Point!
Get ready to laugh your sandals off because it’s time for some Lent-tastic humor! 😂 This isn’t your average, dry list of jokes – we’ve got the best, most clever puns and funny quips about Lent this side of Easter. Kids and adults alike will be rolling their eyes (in a good way, of course!) So grab your sense of humor, because this list of Lent puns is about to get real! 😉
Clever Lent Puns – Top Picks
Feeling “lent”-astic! (Instead of fantastic)
Give it up? Never “lent” it!
This Lent, I’m so “lent”-renched!
Short on cash? Must be “Lent”!
“Lent” out of time? Forgive yourself.
Donut worry, be “lent”-y!
Feeling “lent”-sitive? It’s ok to cry.
“Lent” out a helping hand this season.
“Lent”-ertainment? More like self-reflection.
This fish is “fin”-tastically “lent”-ful!
Chocolate? Not this “lent”-leman!
Fasting? I’m a “lent”-setter already.
“Lent” me your ears…and your snacks!
Time flies when you’re having “lent”!
Top Lent Jokes – Best Picks
What did the ocean say to the beach during Lent? “Sea you in 40 days!”
I wanted to give up arguing for Lent… …but nobody would take me up on it.
My friend said he was giving up Facebook for Lent… I guess he “unlended” that idea pretty quickly.
Just found out I’m related to the guy who invented Lent… Turns out, we’re distantly lent.
My attempt at giving up sarcasm for Lent is going swimmingly… Not well, in other words.
Why don’t vampires like Lent? 40 days is a long time to go without a bite!
What’s a dragon’s favorite part of Lent? Ash Wednesday!
Giving up procrastination for Lent has really helped me get things done… Just kidding, I’ll tell you about it later.
Why was the librarian so good at Lent? He was an expert at giving things up for a period of time!
I tried to explain Lent to a mime… It was like talking to a brick wall, but quieter.
My wifi went out during Lent… Talk about a real test of faith!
Heard there’s a new dating app just for Lent… It’s called “Catholic Matchmaker: 40 Days, No Fling.”
I asked my friend what he was giving up for Lent, and he said, “All hope”… Sounds about right for this year!
Funny Lent One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Lent Jokes
I lent my friend ten bucks for Lent. He said he’d give it back before Easter, but now I’m having my doubts. Guess you could say, I’m lent into a corner!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato lent on the sofa!
I tried to make a pancake in the shape of Jesus for Lent, but it came out all wrong. Guess you could say it wasn’t lent-shaped for success.
I tried to explain to my friend what Lent was, but he just stared at me blankly. I guess you could say he wasn’t lenting an ear.
My friend said he was giving up arguing for Lent. I told him, “That’s great, I can lent you my ear anytime.”
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle during Lent? Too many cheetahs and they don’t believe in lent.
Why did the calendar get bad grades? It took too many lenter breaks!
What’s a librarian’s favorite part about Lent? They get to say “shhh” a lent more often.
My resolution for Lent is to read more. I just finished two books — “War and Peace” and “The Odyssey.” I’m really on a lent!
What did the mom say to her son who was upset he couldn’t have chocolate during Lent? “Don’t worry, it’s only 40 days, it’s not like it’s lent-ernity!”
You know what they say about Lent…time flies when you’re having lent.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert during Lent? Because she was stuffed! Plus, it was the lent thing to do.
My friend asked if he could borrow money until Lent was over. I said “No problem, it’s the lent thing to do.”
Lent QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Lent
Q: What did the calendar say to Lent? A: “Wow, you’ve really gotten thin!”
Q: Why did Lent get a job at the bank? A: Because it’s excellent at handling interest.
Q: What’s Lent’s favorite car? A: A Loan-cedes Benz! (Because it’s borrowed, get it?)
Q: What did the introverted person give up for Lent? A: Lent-il beans. They were already living that solitary life.
Q: Why don’t they play poker in the church during Lent? A: Too many people trying to get a “miracle” flush!
Q: What’s the most popular exercise during Lent? A: Self-denial-ifts!
Q: What did the frustrated baker say during Lent baking? A: “These darn cookies are driving me crumby-lent!”
Q: What happens when you give up arguing for Lent? A: Your points just become lent-dorsed.
Q: Did you hear about the snail who got a loan during Lent? A: He ended up with a “shell”-shocking interest rate!
Q: What did Lent say to the complaining friend? A: “Quit whining – it’s only 40 days. Don’t be so lent-sensitive!”
Q: Why did the little girl give up her magnifying glass for Lent? A: Because she wanted to see the world through “lent”-ils of faith. (A little wholesome pun!)
Q: Did you hear about the bear who gave up honey for Lent? A: He was feeling beary, beary repentant.
Q: What did the detective say to the suspect during Lent? A: “These clues aren’t adding up. I think you’re Lent-ing me on!”
Q: Why was everyone so tired at the end of Lent? A: They had a Lent-ghty season of reflection.
Q: What’s the worst thing about giving up sarcasm for Lent? A: No one can tell if you’re actually being sincere or not. Lent-believe it!
Dad Jokes About Lent: Pun-Filled Quips
I wanted to give up arguing for Lent, but nobody would take me up on it.
My wife said if I gave up beer for Lent, she’d be amazed. It’s been two weeks… I think she’s starting to get lent-astounded!
This year for Lent, I lent my friend $20. He said he’d pay me back before Easter, but now I’m having my doubts. Guess you could say I have “lent”illments.
I tried to make a pancake in the shape of a fish for Lent. It was a flippin’ disaster.
Why don’t they call it “Borrowed” instead of “Lent?” Because then it would be too obvious when someone doesn’t give it back!
This morning I asked Alexa to play Gregorian chants. She said, “Sure. What’s the lent-gth of your workout?”
My son’s really trying to give up sweets for Lent. Every time he walks by a bakery, I hear him whis-purr.
My wife told me to take down the Christmas lights before Lent started. I told her to be patient – good things come to those who weight.
What happens when you borrow money from a can of soda? You get a lent-il.
My son wanted to give up homework for Lent. I told him that’s a lent-astic idea, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! (It’s a little fishy, but it’s also Lent-appropriate!)
Just realized I gave up chocolate for Lent on an ex-spensive diet.
Lent is 40 days long? Seems a little extrava-lent to me.
Lent Jokes and Puns for Kids
Why did the calendar get fat during Lent? Because it gave up week-ends!
What did the left sock say to the right sock at the start of Lent? “Looks like we’re going to be apart for a while!”
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was bear-ly Lent!
What did the ocean give up for Lent? Wave-y snacks!
What did the bread say to the girl during Lent? “I loaf you a bunch, but I’m off limits!”
Why is Lent a good time to tell secrets? Because you should always be lent-ear!
What happens when you borrow money during Lent? You have to pay it back… event-ually!
What’s a crayon’s favorite part of Lent? Drawing lent-ils!
What did the Lent calendar say to the chocolate bunny? “See you soon… hop-fully not for a while!”
What kind of music do they play during Lent? Anything but or-can music!
My friend said Lent was too short this year… …I told him, “Don’t lent on it!”
Why was the computer slow during Lent? It gave up its cache!
What did the happy little egg say? “Have an egg-cellent Lent!”
Lent Jokes and Puns for Elders
Why did the elder give up arguing for Lent? He wanted to lend an ear instead of giving everyone a piece of his mind.
A friend told me he was giving up bread for Lent. I said, “Be careful, that’s a slippery slope…” He looked confused so I whispered, “You might end up giving up gluten for good!”
My doctor told me to give up sweets for Lent. I told him, “At my age, every day is Lent. I gave up listening to doctors years ago!”
Why are fish so popular during Lent? Because they’re the only ones who can pull off the “scales and tails” look.
I asked my wife what she gave up for Lent. She said, “Dusting.” I said, “I hope you had a happy Ash Wednesday!”
What did the elder say when he dropped his communion wafer? “Well, that’s Lent-er done it!”
Giving up chocolate for Lent is easy. It’s giving it up for the other 325 days of the year that’s the real challenge.
I’m starting a support group for people who gave up something they secretly hated for Lent. We meet every day at 12:01 am.
My friend told me I should give up sarcasm for Lent. I said, “Yeah, like that’s going to happen.”
Why did the elder bring a ladder to church during Lent? Because he heard the hymns were on another level.
My grandkids asked me why I gave up wine for Lent. I told them, “It’s a long story.” Forty days long, to be exact!
I knew a guy who tried to give up complaining for Lent. Lasted a whole 5 minutes! Guess old habits die hard.
They say giving things up for Lent is good for the soul. But honestly, I prefer giving into temptation. It’s better for the economy.
I asked my friend how his “giving up gossip” for Lent was going. He leaned in and whispered, “Have you heard about Ethel…?”
Lent Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
My friend asked to borrow money for a smoothie. I had to tell him, “Sorry, it’s Lent.”
What did the calendar say to Lent? “Wow, you’re looking thin!”
Just saw a sign that said “Free Coffee Inside.” Turns out, it was at the church and only valid during Lent. Guess they meant “free lent coffee inside.”
Tried to make a chocolate sculpture of myself for Lent. Gave up after a week. Turns out, I’m not very sculpted
This year for Lent, I’m giving up giving up. It’s been a tough few years, okay?
My bank account is always on a strict Lenten fast.
That awkward moment when you realize “Lent” is just “Rent” with an “L.” Wait, do I owe the church money?
My willpower during the first day of Lent vs. the last. It’s like comparing a lion to a housecat with a hairball.
What’s a dragon’s favorite part of Lent? Ash Wednesday!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato who gave up hopping for Lent.
My friend is giving up their phone for Lent. Honestly, I think they lent it to the wrong guy.
This year for Lent, I’m giving up only eating green foods. It’s going to be a rough, yet delicious 40 days.
My love life is like trying to find a parking spot during Lent – pretty nonexistent.
I tried to explain to my dog that we’re giving up treats for Lent. He just stared at me with those puppy-dog eyes. Guess who’s not giving up treats anymore?
