96+ Toy Story Jokes & Puns: Infinity and Be-yond Funny!
Howdy, partners! 🤠 Get ready to have your funny bones tickled because we’ve got a rootin’ tootin’ roundup of the BEST Toy Story jokes and puns this side of Al’s Toy Barn! 😂 This list is jam-packed with hilarious humor and clever puns that are perfect for kids and adults who are still kids at heart. 🧸 Get ready to laugh your sheriff badge off! ⭐
Top Toy Story Jokes – Best Picks
- Why did Woody refuse to play hide-and-seek with the other toys? They kept telling him he was “too easy to find.”
- What dating app did Bo Peep use? E-harmoony.
- What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite cereal? “To infinity and oat-bran!”
- What do you call a sad strawberry pretending to be a Toy Story character? A Melon-choly Cowboy.
- Why is Buzz Lightyear such a bad archer? He keeps aiming for the space bar!
- How did the toys know Rex was sick? He said he was feeling “dino-sore.”
- Why did Woody get lost in the casino? He was on a roll!
- What did Mr. Potato Head say to Mrs. Potato Head at their wedding? “I love you with all my starch!”
- What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite board game? “Universe-opoly!”
- Why did the toys get in trouble at school? They were caught “toy”-let papering the classroom!
- What did Woody say to calm down the frightened toys? “There’s no need to panic! We’re all in this toy chest together.”
- What kind of music does Jessie love? Anything with a good “yodel-ay-hee-hoo!”
- What’s a space ranger’s favorite drink? A “Cosmo-politan” with a laser lemon twist!
- What did the toys sing at karaoke night? “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” by Randy Newman.
- Why are the Toy Story movies so successful? They always know how to “toy” with our emotions!
Clever Toy Story Puns – Best Picks
- Toy Story 2: Judgment Day? More like, Toy Story 2: Judge-Mint in Every Aisle Day! (Get it? Because they go to Al’s Toy Barn!)
- What did Woody say when Buzz almost bought it at the yard sale? “That was a close shave, Lightyear!”
- You know Buzz isn’t easily scared… He’s got nerves of steel. Wait, wrong franchise.
- Buzz Lightyear’s dating profile is pretty sparse. Under “occupation” he just wrote, “Space Ranger. It’s not a job, it’s a passion.”
- I started a band named after Andy’s dog. We’re called “Buster’s Drool Rhythms.”
- Toy Story on Ice is off to a rough start. Turns out most of the characters are real clumsy on skates.
- What’s the most confusing part of Toy Story? Trying to figure out how Andy affords all those batteries.
- I thought I saw Mr. Potato Head at the beach, but it turns out it was just some spud on vacation.
- Rex always loses at hide and seek. He’s got that whole “being green” thing going on.
- I tried writing a sad Toy Story spin-off… but all the ideas were two plush-tastic.
- What’s the one thing Woody never asks Buzz? “To infinity and…?” He’s heard it all before!
- What did the aliens say when they met Buzz? “He’s one of us! He’s one of us! Wait, are we the good guys in this?”
- Why does Mr. Potato Head make a terrible detective? He can’t help but jump to conclusions!
- What do you call a sophisticated Slinky Dog? A coil-blooded intellectual.
- I threw a Toy Story party… You could say everyone had a ball!
Funny Toy Story One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Toy Story Jokes
- Toy Story was a huge success… it really played well with audiences.
- What did Buzz Lightyear say to the cashier about his purchase? “Charge it to the Space Ranger.”
- Woody was having an existential crisis. He thought, “Being a toy is such a board game.”
- I tried pitching a prequel to Toy Story, but the studio said it was a childish idea.
- Mr. Potato Head went on a diet… now he’s a Small Fry.”
- Rex always loses his tail at parties. He’s such a party animal.
- Buzz Lightyear wasn’t allowed at the casino… he kept trying to make it to infinity and beyond.
- What did the toys sing at the birthday party? “Happy Birthday to you’ve got a friend in me.”
- They’re making a Toy Story about cutlery… it’s a forked up plot.
- Those Toy Story movies sure do take me back… to infinity and beyond!
- Slinky Dog tried to join the circus, but they said he was too sprung out.
- What did Woody say when Buzz asked about his love life? “It’s a wild west out there.”
- Don’t tell secrets in Andy’s room… the walls have ears… and eyes, and mouths…
Toy Story QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Toy Story
- Q: What did Woody say to Buzz when they were trapped in the toy machine claw? A: “Looks like we’re in a bit of a clawful situation!”
- Q: Why did Buzz Lightyear get sent to the time-out corner? A: He kept saying, “To infinity… and beyond the ALLOWED play area!”
- Q: What do you call a Toy Story villain origin story? A: A tail of woe.
- Q: Why didn’t Rex want to play hide-and-seek? A: He was always spot-on!
- Q: Where do the Toy Story toys go on vacation? A: To Lego-land!
- Q: What’s the Toy Story characters’ favorite type of music? A: Anything but wind-up toys!
- Q: Why did Mr. Potato Head get voted most likely to succeed? A: He always kept his eyes on the prize!
- Q: What do you get if you cross Buzz Lightyear with a skunk? A: To infinity and be-YUCK!
- Q: What kind of tea party does Bo Peep throw? A: A baaa-ffet!
- Q: What’s Woody’s favorite amusement park ride? A: The roller-coaster!
- Q: Why did Slinky Dog become a detective? A: He was great at following leads!
- Q: What did Buzz say to his spaceship when it broke? A: “Looks like we’re taking the toy train home!”
- Q: Why did the toys cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!
- Q: How do the toys stay up-to-date on current events? A: They read the toy newspaper – The Daily Squeak!
- Q: What’s a toy’s favorite type of movie? A: A block-buster!
Dad Jokes About Toy Story: Pun-Filled Quips
- What did Woody say when Buzz asked about his relationship status? “It’s complicated. I’m seeing a porcelain dollhouse right now.”
- Why did Buzz Lightyear get a job at the toy store? To infinity… and beyond the minimum wage!
- I tried to explain Toy Story to a kleptomaniac… …but they kept taking things literally.
- Heard they’re making a Toy Story prequel about Woody’s early life. It’s gonna be called “Splinter Years.”
- What do you call a sad strawberry pretending to be a space ranger? A blueberry Lightyear.
- What did Mr. Potato Head say to Mrs. Potato Head on Valentine’s Day? “I only have eyes for you, babe.”
- Toy Story made me realize something profound… My childhood really was a plaything of my imagination! ba dum tss
- Why did Buzz struggle in his philosophy class? He couldn’t grasp the concept of existentialism. He was always going on about the existential toy ship.
- What’s the difference between Toy Story and a regular story? One is action-packed, the other is… well… just action figures.
- I wanted to buy a Buzz Lightyear action figure… But they were sold out. Guess they really did go to infinity and beyond.
- My son asked me how toys communicate. I told him, “They use toy-to-toy communication, obviously!”
- Why did the toys cross the road? To get to the other play…area! Get it? Crickets
- My kid asked me which Toy Story character was my favorite. I said, “Forky. Because he really sticks with you.”
- I used to play Toy Story with my vegetables as a kid. It was… oddly similar to the movies. Except Mr. Potato Head kept crying.
- Why are the Toy Story movies always so successful? Because they really resonate with audiences… Or maybe they’re just plane awesome!
Toy Story Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did Buzz Lightyear get lost in the toy store? He flew right past the “Toy Story” aisle!
- What’s Woody’s favorite board game? Connect Four-Sheriff!
- Why didn’t Rex want to play hide-and-seek? He thought he was terrible at it because he was always dino-mite!
- What do you call a group of singing toys? A toy-riffic choir!
- What did Woody say when Jessie the cowgirl did something amazing? “That was rootin’ tootin’ incredible!”
- What’s Mr. Potato Head’s favorite snack? Chips and giggle-dills!
- Where do cowboys like Woody keep their horses? In the toy barn!
- What kind of music do toys listen to at parties? Pop music!
- Why did Buzz Lightyear break up with his girlfriend? She said he was seeing things…like spaceships!
- What do you get if you cross a potato with a spaceship? I don’t know, but it’s sure to be out of this world!
- Where does Buzz Lightyear go on vacation? To planet of the toys!
- What did Mrs. Potato Head say to Mr. Potato Head on Valentine’s Day? “I yam in love with you.”
- Why is Buzz Lightyear such a good astronaut? He’s always looking for new adventures to infinity and beyond!
- What did Woody say to Andy on his birthday? “Have a ‘toy-riffic’ time!”
Toy Story Jokes and Puns for Elders
- You know you’re old when “Toy Story” reminds you of the stuff gathering dust in your attic, not a Pixar movie.
- Back in my day, “Toy Story” was just a euphemism for what happened in the back of a station wagon. wink wink
- My retirement plan is basically the plot of “Toy Story 3.” Except instead of a daycare, it’s a condo in Boca Raton.
- I wanted to buy a Buzz Lightyear action figure on eBay, but all they had was the senior edition. It just sits there and says, “My joints…”
- Remember Mr. Potato Head? Now that’s a toy that understands what it’s like to lose parts as you get older.
- I tried explaining “Toy Story” to my grandkids. They looked at me like I was Andy trying to play with them after college.
- They’re making a “Toy Story” prequel about Woody’s life on the range. It’s called “Rootin’ Tootin’ Retirement Plan.”
- Woody and Buzz are basically Retirement Goals. Unwavering friendship and a surprising amount of adventure after 65.
- My grandkids wanted to know if I had any “vintage” toys. I showed them my mortgage paperwork. That shut ’em up.
- “To infinity and beyond!” used to be inspiring. Now it just reminds me of the rising cost of healthcare.
- Andy’s toys were terrified of being thrown away. Me? I’m just hoping someone remembers to put the recycling bin out on Tuesday.
- Woody always lands on his feet. These days, if I fall, someone calls for a medic and a chiropractor.
- I relate to Hamm the piggy bank more and more every day. “I’m only taking out a twenty! That should last me the week!”
- “You’ve got a friend in me.” Yeah, right. Tell that to my knees and my lower back.
- Toy Story 5 should just be two hours of Woody and Buzz trying to figure out how to use a smartphone. “How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Siri, what’s Carnegie Hall?”
Toy Story Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- What did Buzz Lightyear say when he proposed? “To infinity, and beyond… married!” 💍
- Toy Story 5 should be about the toys dealing with the existential dread of their child growing up. Call it “Toy Story: Midlife Crisis.” 😩
- Woody to Forky: “Listen, I know you’re having a crisis, but trust me, being a toy is better than the alternative…being board.” 😂
- What dating app does Rex use? Tinder-saurus Flex. 😉
- You’re telling me a grown woman wrote the entirety of Toy Story? That’s one hell of an imagination…or she has some toy stories of her own. 😏 (Use with caution!)
- Buzz Lightyear walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” Buzz replies, “Really? What’s it called?” The bartender smirks: “The Buzzed Driver.” 🍹
- What do you call an unorganized toy room? A total Toy Story! 🤪
- Someone stole my Woody doll! I can’t believe they’d take such a rootin’, tootin’ valuable part of my childhood! 🥺😭
- Why did Woody cross the road? To get to the toylet! 🚽
- What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite type of music? Rocket Roll! 🚀🎸
- Toy Story taught us that toys come to life. What it didn’t teach us is how to explain that to the therapist. 🛋️🧠
- Heard Mr. Potato Head is starting his own cryptocurrency: Spudcoin. 🥔🪙
- Why is Buzz such a good space ranger? He’s always light years ahead of the game! ✨
- Tried to explain the plot of Toy Story to someone who’s never seen it… Turns out it sounds a lot weirder when you say it out loud. 🤨
To Infinity… And Beyond The Punchlines!
And there you have it, folks! We’ve reached the end of our Toy Story pun-venture. We hope these jokes and puns left you feeling anything but blue, and more like Buzz Lightyear after a successful mission! For more pun-derful laughs and giggle-worthy wordplay, be sure to explore the rest of our website. You’re in for a real treat!
