95+ Friendsgiving Puns & Jokes: Gobble ‘Til You Wobble With Laughter
Gobble ’til you wobble, friends! 😂 Ready to spice up your Friendsgiving feast with a side of laughter? This Friendsgiving, we’re serving up the best list of puns and jokes about everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving-but-with-friends celebration. From clever quips to funny one-liners, even the kids can get in on the humor. Get ready for some serious laughs, because these jokes are truly the gravy on top of a perfect Friendsgiving! 🎉
Clever Friendsgiving Puns – Top Picks
- Friendsgiving: Feast friends forever.
- Frienditive: Competitive potluck vibes.
- Friendsgivukkah: When two holidays collide (deliciously).
- Friendsgivibing: Good food, good company, great vibes.
- Friendsgobbling: We’re thankful for elastic waistbands.
- Friendsgrateful: So much food, so little time.
- Friendsgiving Feast: Where leftovers are a love language.
- Friendsgiving Fun: Turkey, stuffing, and shenanigans.
- Friendsgiving Food Coma: Napping is encouraged, not judged.
- Friendsgiving Frenzy: Pass the mashed potatoes, please!
- Friendsgiving Fam: Chosen family, full hearts, full plates.
- Friendsgiving Laughs: Making memories, one drumstick at a time.
- Friendsgiving Love: Grateful for these turkeys I call friends.
- Friendsgiving Traditions: Starting our own, one pie at a time.
Top Friendsgiving Jokes – Best Picks
- I’m so thankful for Friendsgiving… It’s the only time I can tolerate my friends pretending to like cranberry sauce. 😉
- Friendsgiving: where the dress code is “stretchy pants” and the only drama is over who gets the last slice of pie. 🥧
- My friends were confused about my Friendsgiving potluck contribution of brown sugar and butter… Then I unveiled the main course: Myself, ready to be basted! 😜
- I told my friends I’d bring a “Friendsgiving Miracle” to dinner… Turns out finding a parking spot on a holiday weekend isn’t a miracle, it’s witchcraft. 🧙♀️
- You know it’s Friendsgiving when… the grocery bill is longer than your Thanksgiving guest list. 💸
- I love everything about Friendsgiving… except the part where I have to wash my own stretchy pants afterwards. 😩
- Friendship is like a fine wine… And Friendsgiving is the corkscrew. Let’s get this party popping! 🍾
- How do you tell if your Friendsgiving is a success? The only thing left on the table is a mountain of dirty dishes. 🍽️
- Friendsgiving: Where the food is homemade, the drinks are strong, and the memories last longer than the leftovers. (Sometimes) 🍻
- I knew my Friendsgiving was going well until… someone used the good gravy boat for nacho cheese. 🤦♀️
- Friend: “What did you bring to Friendsgiving?” Me: “My appetite and questionable dance moves!” 🕺
- Friendsgiving is the perfect time to reflect on all the things you’re grateful for… Like elastic waistbands and the invention of the dishwasher. 🙏
- Remember, Friendsgiving is all about celebrating the people you love (almost) as much as food. ❤️
Funny Friendsgiving One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Friendsgiving Jokes
- I’m so thankful for Friendsgiving, mostly because it means I don’t have to cook a real Thanksgiving dinner.
- Friendsgiving: Like Thanksgiving, but with less judgment from your relatives and more questionable casseroles.
- This Friendsgiving, I’m thankful for elastic waistbands. And also, my amazing friends.
- Is it really even Friendsgiving if someone doesn’t bring a store-bought pie and try to pass it off as homemade?
- “Friendsgiving” is just a fancy way of saying “we’re all broke after Black Friday.”
- Between you and me, I think “Friendsgiving” is a much better name than “Thanksgiving.” Don’t tell the turkey.
- Remember, Friendsgiving is about gratitude. Gratitude that you’re not related to anyone at this table.
- What do you call a group of friends arguing over the last piece of pumpkin pie? A Friendsgiving tradition.
- My therapist told me I should set boundaries with my friends. So, this Friendsgiving, I’m only bringing enough food for myself.
- Friendsgiving is all about compromise. Like compromising on the quality of the food to save money for more wine.
- I’m not sure what’s more chaotic: my family’s Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving with this bunch.
- Friends are the family you choose. Especially when your real family asks too many personal questions at Thanksgiving.
- Friendsgiving: The only time of year it’s socially acceptable to eat three desserts in one sitting.
Friendsgiving QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Friendsgiving
- Q: Why was the Friendsgiving dinner so awkward? A: Because they all had history…or at least they thought they did until someone brought up the wrong ex.
- Q: What do you call a group of friends who refuse to host Friendsgiving? A: Chicken Dinners!
- Q: What’s the official flower of Friendsgiving? A: Don’t worry, be-leaf in your friends to bring a good dish!
- Q: Why did the turkey cross the road before Friendsgiving? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- Q: How do you know you’re at a true Friendsgiving? A: When the “I brought a store-bought pie” confessions start rolling in.
- Q: Did you hear about the friends who always argued about the Friendsgiving playlist? A: They finally agreed…on separate rooms!
- Q: Why did the mashed potatoes go to therapy before Friendsgiving? A: It felt the pressure to be everyone’s comfort food.
- Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving? A: About five pounds…give or take a few helpings.
- Q: How do you win the Friendsgiving Pie Contest? A: Be friends with the host who decides the winner.
- Q: What happens at Friendsgiving, stays at Friendsgiving? A: Unless someone posts it all on Instagram, then it stays there forever.
- Q: Why was the cranberry sauce blushing at Friendsgiving? A: Because it saw the turkey getting basted!
- Q: If you’re thankful for your friends every day, why have Friendsgiving at all? A: Do we really need a reason to stuff our faces and reminisce about awkward memories?
Dad Jokes About Friendsgiving: Pun-Filled Quips
- We’re having a potluck for Friendsgiving, but I forgot what I signed up to bring. I guess you could say it’s a real friend-get-together!
- I told my friends I’d bring the entertainment for Friendsgiving. Turns out they weren’t too thankful for the dad-i-oke machine.
- You know you’re getting old when you prefer a quiet Friendsgiving in to a friend-hangover the next day.
- Don’t be afraid to bring extra food to Friendsgiving, because there’s always room for more friend-tovers!
- I suggested we have a vegan Friendsgiving this year. My friends said, “Lettuce not get carried away!”
- Friendsgiving is just like regular Thanksgiving, except you’re thankful for your friends…and you can wear sweatpants. It’s all about that friend-zone comfort!
- At my age, the only thing getting “stuffed” on Friendsgiving is the turkey and my recliner.
- I’m not saying I’m competitive, but I’m bringing my appetite to win the Friendsgiving eating contest. Friend-get ready to watch me waddle home!
- I was worried about cooking a turkey for Friendsgiving, but then I realized it’s just like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, and you’re riding it into a wall made of mashed potatoes.
- I wanted to bring a fancy dessert to Friendsgiving, but I think I’ll stick to my friend-chip cookie recipe instead.
- Apparently, showing up to Friendsgiving in my lucky jersey isn’t considered “festive attire.” Who knew?
- Friendsgiving: the only time it’s socially acceptable to text your family group chat from the dinner table.
Friendsgiving Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a group of thankful friends? A “thanks” a bunch!
- What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey? “I cran-not live without you!”
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret at a Friendsgiving dinner? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
- What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music? Plymouth Rock!
- What kind of pie do they serve at Friendsgiving in the ocean? Octo-pie!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Harry! Harry who? Harry up, it’s Friendsgiving! We’re having pie!
- How do trees get on the internet? They log in! And they can “leaf” messages on my Friendsgiving website!
- Why was the Thanksgiving play so short? Because they cut the stuffing out!
- My friend said he wanted to have a “Friendsgiving” feast with only desserts. Sounds like my kind of “pie-day!”
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “I yam what I yam!”
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! He’s brave enough to join us for Friendsgiving!
- I’m so excited for Friendsgiving! It’s the only time of year I can wear my eat-pants!
- I’m making a friendship bracelet for Friendsgiving. It’s going to be a real “pie-ce” of art!
Friendsgiving Jokes and Puns for Elders
- You know you’re at a Friendsgiving for elders when the centerpiece is a bowl of Werther’s Originals and a pamphlet on joint replacement surgery.
- I’m so glad we’re having Friendsgiving instead of regular Thanksgiving. My family’s passive-aggressive comments were starting to feel like passive-aggressive shoving.
- At our age, ‘Friendsgiving’ is less about celebrating friendship and more about confirming we haven’t forgotten each other’s names.
- What do you call a Friendsgiving where everyone brings fiber supplements? A regular bowel movement.
- I brought a casserole dish with a locking lid to Friendsgiving. You know, to keep the squirrels and Gladys away.
- They say Friendsgiving is a time for gratitude. I’m just grateful I can still taste the food.
- You know you’re at a sophisticated Friendsgiving when the conversation jumps from discussing medications to debating the merits of early bird specials.
- We were going to play charades after Friendsgiving, but then we realized we couldn’t get up from the table.
- This cranberry sauce is delicious! Is it homemade or from a can that expired in 2018? Don’t worry, I’m not scared of a little expiration date.
- The only thing better than spending Friendsgiving with old friends is doing it with elastic waistbands.
- I was going to bring a fancy dessert to Friendsgiving, but then I remembered no one can tell the difference after a certain age.
- What’s the difference between Friendsgiving and a regular Thanksgiving with your family? With Friendsgiving, you get to choose who annoys you.
- I think I ate too much at Friendsgiving. Now I need a nap and my blood pressure medication.
- Friendsgiving: It’s like Thanksgiving, but with less drama and more stories that begin with “Now, back in my day…”
Friendsgiving Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- Friendsgiving: The only day I’m thankful for my friends’ questionable cooking skills. 😂 (Self-deprecating humor)
- This Friendsgiving, I’m only bringing drama to the table if it’s in casserole form. 😈 (Play on the association of drama with friend groups)
- My bank account after hosting Friendsgiving? Let’s just say it’s feeling very thankful for leftovers. 💸😭 (Relatable money struggles)
- Friendsgiving is just like Thanksgiving, but with less judgment and more questionable life choices being shared. 😉 (Playful jab at friends’ quirks)
- Sleep? What’s sleep? Asking for a friend who just hosted Friendsgiving. 😴 (Relatable to anyone who has hosted)
- Friendsgiving is the only time of year where “pass the gravy” and “pass the gossip” are equally acceptable requests. 🤫 (Funny take on friends & gossip)
- I’m calling it “Friendsgiving” but let’s be real, I’m just using any excuse to eat pie before Thanksgiving. 🥧😅 (Funny & relatable confession)
- We’re having a Friendsgiving potluck. I’m providing the good vibes and questionable dance moves. Everyone else is on food duty. 😎💃 (Funny responsibility division)
- “Gobble ’til you wobble” takes on a whole new meaning when you’re surrounded by your craziest friends. 🤪🤣 (Funny observation on friends & eating)
- Friendsgiving: Because sometimes, you just need your chosen family to understand your love for mashed potatoes. 🥔❤️ (Heartwarming & relatable)
- Friend-sgiving: The “s” is silent and stands for “stress-free.” Okay, maybe not silent, but we can dream, right? 😂 (Playful on expectations vs. reality)
- My therapist said I should set boundaries this Friendsgiving. So I told my friends they can only eat half the food I make. 😈😂 (Satirical take on setting boundaries)
- What do you get when you combine Thanksgiving with your chaotic friends? A recipe for a legendary night (and probably some questionable Instagram stories). 🤳💥 (Accurate prediction of a fun Friendsgiving!)
