π Hey there, fellow humor enthusiasts and pun-loving pals! π Ready to unleash your inner comedian with some seriously funny feminist jokes? This ain’t your grandma’s humor, folks! We’ve got a π₯ best-of-the-best list of puns and jokes about feminists that are witty, clever, and sure to tickle your funny bone. The best part? This humor is for everyone β kids included! So, buckle up for a hilarious ride through the world of feminist πΉ jokes and puns. You won’t want to miss this!
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Why don’t they let dinosaurs wear dresses? Because they’re always extinct! π (This plays on words while celebrating that girls can wear whatever they want!)
What do you call a girl who never gives up? A future leader! πͺ
What do you call a funny mountain climber? Hill-arious! And guess what? Girls can climb any mountain they set their minds to! β°οΈ
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tubatoothpaste! πΆ Girls can play any instrument they choose!
Feminist Jokes and Puns for Elders
What did the feminist say to the dry cleaner who ruined her favorite blouse? “This is bleach-patriarchy!”
I met a feminist who makes pottery. She calls herself a “ceram-inist.”
Why did the feminist cross the road? To smash the patriarchy on the other side.
How do you make a feminist smoothie? You just add equal rights and blend!
Feminist Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
Why don’t feminists play poker? Because they’re always raising the stakes! ππͺ
Heard about the feminist who opened a seafood restaurant? She only serves empowered oysters. π¦ͺβ
What’s a feminist’s favorite type of tea? Equality, naturally. βπ
A feminist walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!” ππ€« (Classic, with a twist!)
My grandma’s such a badass feminist, she doesn’t knit… she welds equality. π₯π΅
You know you’re a feminist when you proofread your wedding vows… and replace “obey” with “fiercely support.” ππ
What’s a feminist’s favorite Shakespeare play? Measure for Measureless Potential. ππ
Breaking News: Local man confused by the word “feminism.” More at 11… or whenever he figures it out. π°π
Me trying to explain intersectional feminism: It’s like onions… layers! (Shrek voice) π§ π£οΈ
Why did the feminist cross the road? To dismantle the patriarchy on the other side! And because it was her right.πΆββοΈπ§
My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes… So I gave the patriarchy a big hug. Turns out, it wasn’t a fan. ππ€
Feminism: Not just for breakfast anymore. It’s for lunch, dinner, and dismantling systemic oppression 24/7. π½οΈβ
I told my dad I’m a feminist. He said, “That’s great, honey! As long as you’re happy.” Progress! π (Subtle, yet effective)
Single and ready to mingle with someone who understands the difference between “feminism” and “feminazi.” Please apply within. ππ
Life hack: Use “feminist” as your WiFi password. That way, equality is just a connection away! πΆπ
Feminist Funnies: Laughs for the Revolution
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