99+ Well Jokes & Puns: You’ll Dig These!
Get ready to laugh your pants well off! 😂 This isn’t just a list of jokes, oh no, it’s a curated collection of the best well puns and humor, funny enough for even the most discerning comedic palate (that’s you!). 👨🍳 This list of clever wordplay is well worth your time, and we’ve even included some knee-slappers that are perfect for kids! So dive in, the water’s fine (get it? …Well, you will soon!). 😉
Top Well Jokes – Best Picks
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Well, well, well… Look who’s a comedian now!)
- I went to a seafood restaurant that had a “Pick Your Own Fish” special. I thought, “Well, well, well… Don’t mind if I do!”
- What did the well say to the bucket after a long day? “Well, well, well… look who’s back for more!”
- Why did the psychic get lost on his way to the well? He couldn’t see that well! (Well, that explains it!)
- Did you hear about the well that went to art school? It now specializes in well-drafts! (Well, aren’t they talented?)
- Why are wells so good at keeping secrets? Because they’re really deep! (Well, the truth always comes out eventually!)
- I tried starting a dating app for wells, but it dried up pretty quickly. It turns out, most wells are just looking for something deep and meaningful! (Well, can you blame them?)
- You know you’re at a fancy party when… the well water has a sommelier. (Well, la-di-da!)
- Why did the well get a job at the bank? Because it had plenty of liquid assets! (Well, that’s just good business!)
- I tried to make a time machine using a well… But I just ended up going in circles! (Well, that’s time travel for ya!)
- My friend told me he could talk to wells… Turns out, he was just well-versed in plumbing! (Well, that’s a relief!)
Clever Well Puns – Top Picks
- You’re looking well! Did you fall into a fountain of youth? …Well, well, well!
- What does a well do when it’s tired? It goes down for the count.
- Why don’t they ever make movies about wells? They’re always too deep.
- I met someone who’s a lawyer and a well digger. I guess you could say he’s well-versed in deep subjects.
- A well walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, long time no see!”
- Why did the psychic get fired from the well company? He kept telling them what the future held.
- I wanted to make a time capsule, but all I could find was an old bucket. Now I have a well-aged capsule.
- What do you call a well that’s always happy? Well, well, well! What a jolly cistern!
- Breaking News: Local well accused of running a water racket.
- My friend said his business wasn’t doing so well. I told him, “Well, well, well… looks like someone needs to dig deep!”
- A well wrote a book about its life. Critics are calling it an autobiography, but I just think it’s well-written.
- You know, money talks, but I tried talking to a wishing well the other day… all I got was silence. Must’ve been well-off.
- My neighbor’s dog fell down the well! Thankfully he’s okay, but he kept yelling, “Well, this is ruff!”
- What’s the difference between a poorly-built well and a chatty neighbor? One you can easily walk away from.
Funny Well One-Liner Jokes – Short & Funny Well Jokes
- I tried to explain to my friend what a water well does, but I don’t think it went well.
- I thought I could make a living digging wells…turns out it was just a pipe dream.
- My attempt at stand-up comedy went well… well, except for the deafening silence afterwards.
- I met a guy who claims he can tell the future by staring into a well. Sounds far-fetched, but he sees your future clearly.
- A well digger’s favorite book? “The Secret Life of Water.”
- Why don’t they ever have wishing wells in scary movies? Because you never know what horror might crawl out.
- Someone stole the “W” from the well. I guess we’ll never know who did it.
- Tried to have a romantic dinner at the bottom of a well. Turns out, the ambiance was a little too underground.
- A well digger walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a pint of water, please. And make it deep.”
- You can tell it’s a really deep well because its voice echoes…well, well, well.
- Met a well-dressed well digger at a party. Turns out he cleans up nicely.
- Never get into an argument with a well. They always have deeper points.
- What’s the most hydrating greeting? “Well, hello there!”
Well QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Well
- Q: Why did the well get a job at the spa? A: It was known for its mineral water and deep tissue massages.
- Q: What did the well say to the bucket? A: Hey! Long time no see!
- Q: Did you hear about the well that won an award? A: It really cleaned up!
- Q: What happens when you cross a vampire and a well? A: You get free blood drawn from the vein!
- Q: Why don’t they have well-dressed classes? A: Because everyone would pass with flying colors!
- Q: What did the well wish for? A: To feel well!
- Q: Why did the detective go to the well? A: He heard it had some deep secrets.
- Q: What do you call a well that loves to sing? A: A well-tuned water source!
- Q: Why are wells so good at poker? A: They always have an ace up their sleeve… or rather, their shaft.
- Q: How do you get a well’s attention? A: Just yell “Well, well, well…” It can’t resist a good pun.
- Q: What did the well say to the rain? A: “Hey, thanks for dropping in!”
- Q: Why was the well so sad? A: It had a deep and abiding sense of emptiness.
- Q: What’s a well’s favorite type of music? A: Anything but heavy metal!
- Q: What did the motivational speaker say to the well? A: “You’ve got so much potential. Don’t just sit there…spring into action!”
Dad Jokes About Well: Pun-Filled Quips
- Why did the dad tell his son to “well-wisher” he saw? Because he wanted him to make a good impression on the wishing well!
- You’re looking very “well” today, I told my wife. “Are you feeling well, too?”
- Someone just stole the “L” out of this well! …Well, well, well… Look what we have here.
- Why did the well get a job at the bank? Because it was good with liquid assets.
- I dropped my phone in a well earlier… I guess you could say it’s… out of service.
- This morning, I asked my well for some advice… …it gave me a profound answer.
- My wife accused me of being obsessed with our well… I told her, “Well, well, well… Look who’s talking!”
- Why are wells such deep thinkers? Because they’re always reflecting.
- Just saw a documentary about artesian wells… Well, well, well. It was riveting.
- Heard the well was feeling a little under the weather… Turns out it came down with a nasty case of the buckets.
- I dug a well and struck oil! …Then I realized I was just at a gas station.
- You know what they say… “All’s well that ends well… ” Unless we’re talking about a horror movie.
Well Jokes and Puns for Kids
- Why did the little well get in trouble at school? Because it kept interrupting the teacher to say, “Well, actually…”
- What did the bucket say to the well? Nothing! Buckets can’t talk! …Well, this one can’t, anyway.
- Why are wells so good at keeping secrets? Because they’re really deep!
- What musical instrument do you find in a well? A well-tuned piano!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Well… Well who? Well, are you going to let me finish or not?!
- What did the well wish for? To have a well-rounded life!
- Why did the well get a job at the spa? It was great at giving water treatments!
- What did the grateful plant say to the well? “Well, well, well! Thank you for the water!”
- Where do sick wells go? To the well-being center!
- Why wouldn’t the well share its water? It was feeling a little well-ish!
- How do you fix a leaky well? With a well-done patch!
- What did the water say to the well after a long day? “Well, it’s been good to see you!”
- What’s a well’s favorite day of the week? Well-nesday!
- Why did the well win an award? For its outstanding well-fare work in the community!
- And one last thing… You’re looking well today! 😄
Well Jokes and Puns for Elders
- My doctor told me to take up swimming for my health. Apparently, I’m well on my way to becoming buoyant.
- Tried to explain cryptocurrency to my grandson. He looked at me like I was trying to draw water from a stone well. I guess you could say the well was dry.
- Remember those self-help gurus who said, “Just be yourself”? Well, I tried that at the DMV. Turns out, they have a strict “one person per license” policy.
- I’m at that age where I can’t remember if I did something or just thought about doing it. Oh well, at least my internal monologue is entertaining.
- Doctor says I need to reduce my stress levels. Well, that’s easy for him to say. He’s not the one trying to program the DVR these days.
- Heard a millennial say, “Adulting is hard.” I wanted to tell him, “Well, try aging first, kid. Then we’ll talk.”
- Wife said she wanted to go somewhere she’d never been before for our anniversary. I suggested the kitchen. Apparently, that well of humor has run dry.
- Got carded at the liquor store yesterday. Felt good until I realized the cashier was new and just wanted to know if I qualified for the senior discount. Well, at least someone thinks I look young.
- They say with age comes wisdom. But sometimes, with age, you just forget what you were looking for. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts, right?
- Used to be able to pull an all-nighter. Now, I pull a “get up to go to the bathroom five times a night”-er. Well, at least I’m well hydrated.
- My joints are telling me it’s going to rain. My back says it’s going to snow. And my knees? Well, they just filed for divorce from the rest of my body.
- People ask me what I’m doing now that I’m retired. I tell them, “Whatever I want.” Well, that, and trying to remember where I put my glasses.
- They say you can’t take it with you when you go. Well, that’s fine by me. No point in weighing down the afterlife with luggage fees.
Well Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Social Media
- I tried to make a pun about a well, but it turned out to be too deep.
- Why did the well get a job on oil rig? Because it gets straight to the point!
- You must be really well-read. I can tell by the depth of your vocabulary. 😜
- My friend fell into a well. I asked, “Are you okay down there?” He said, “I’m well, thanks for asking.” 🤦♀️
- What’s the most emotional water source? A well, because it’s always welling up. 😭
- Never ask a well for advice… it gives mostly shallow answers.
- My doctor told me to take my medicine and I’ll feel better. Well, well, well… look who’s feeling better! 😏
- I dug a hole in one try! Well, technically it was a well, but still impressive, right? 💪
- My therapist told me to look deep inside myself for the answers. I guess a trip to the well is in order.
- You know, money talks… but my wealth whispers from the bottom of a very deep well. 🤫
- I’m not saying I’m lazy, but I once wished on a well for a genie to do my chores. ✨
- Tried to write a song about a well, but I kept hitting a wall. 😩
- Date night idea: Picnic at the bottom of a well. It’s the only way I can guarantee we’ll have a deep conversation. 😉
Well, Well, Well… Aren’t You Feeling Punny Now?
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